LIVERPOOL VS CRYSTAL PALACE MATCH THREAD #2

[Brandon Lopez]

0-0 after 62'

[Gabriel King]

slip

[Liam Fisher]

stupid kid ruined his career signing a long-ass contract with fucking LIVERPOOL
he'll never win a club title

[Leo Murphy]

Who's this?

[Charles Scott]

I would have thought there'd be a goal by now!

[Adrian Green]

1st for sophie turner

[Joshua Smith]

destined for mediocrity

[Evan Evans]

4th for fuck Coutinho and brazilian people

[Austin Price]

>Leicester score 2
>Neither of them from Vardy

I AM FUCKING DONE WITH FANTASY

[Bentley Rogers]

GET FUCKED HENDO

[Mason Edwards]

zzz
liverpool players already tired out after meme pressing and an extra game last week

[Carter Lopez]

...

[Brody Morgan]

how is coutinho a professional and dembele a crybaby? as if it isn't barca pulling the strings here anyway. mes que un club

[Nathan Hall]

IT FOOKIN SLIPPED

[Liam Howard]

literally falling asleep lol

[Ryder Gonzalez]

>feminist
>covered in tattoos
>nose ring
>adulterer
>has a child
>ex is still in the picture when he doesn't need to be
>she still relies on him for support
>pseudo intellectual
>severe mental issues
>recovering meth addict
>ex prostitute

[Jack Jackson]

>Firminho

[Aaron Garcia]

Is the game making you tired!

[Luis Morris]

Jesus fucking christ what is Farca thinking? Liverpool board would have to be dumb as fuck to accept this shitty offer

[Charles Diaz]

nice man, your mother's life sounds great.

[Kayden Campbell]

dude wrong thread lamo

[Landon Perry]

has benteke threatened much in this game lads?

[Austin Reed]

If you're that much of a sperg just try and focus on one thing and get /fit/ and ignore everything else until you achieve that.

[Xavier Myers]

>>feminist
>>covered in tattoos
>>nose ring
i googled this and this photo came up, is it her?

[Wyatt Jenkins]

...

[Blake Price]

don't know how your dad copes desu

[Daniel Sanchez]

there's all different types of mental illness. you can be kinky as fuck and still not be mentally ill. you can be a little bit mentally ill. when you have been with someone that has severe DID, mental illness becomes a lot more abstract and complex.

[Jayden Gutierrez]

missed a sitter

[Christian Garcia]

why don't liverpool just sell coutinho? mane and firminho are better players anyway

[Luis Robinson]

same nose ring. she doesn't look anything like that though.

[Ryder Sanders]

>DID
Yeah no. You got suckered in by a chronic liar because you're dumb, gullible and easy to manipulate and walk all over.

[Levi Howard]

Put on diving terrorist to win the game. The state of Liverpool.

[Angel Cruz]

>liverpoop

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Blake Evans]

reeeee

[John Lewis]

>Wjinaldum

what the fuck was that

[Chase Richardson]

>liverpool "offence"

[Camden Torres]

funny because this is literally what she did to her ex. they were engaged and she kept having affairs. she starting smoking meth to try to get him to lose interest in her. she is a very rational human.

[Bentley Cooper]

what the fuck is this shit

[Jonathan Ramirez]

>liverpoop

[Isaac Thomas]

if i could give you actual advice you should date a woman who doesn't do meth next

[Ayden Stewart]

Lads, I'm dead inside

[Adam Cox]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ATTACKING

10TH PLACE FINISH

FUCK FSG
FUCK KLOPP
FUCK COUTINHO

[Josiah Baker]

Please fucking hold on for another 20 minutes

[Carson Clark]

FINALLY Solanke on to nod in one of Robertson's crosses

[Robert Gutierrez]

why would she lie about being raped as a child and suffering from DID? most rape victims suffer some kind of personality disorder.

[Jaxson Brooks]

>le smiling dutchman

[Kevin Powell]

...

[Christopher Powell]

solanke to save us

[Levi Wilson]

so shit my stream gone ded

typical

[Luis Richardson]

>what a fluke
GOAL

[Eli Harris]

das it mane

[Justin James]

...

[Wyatt Bailey]

...

[Nicholas Gonzalez]

mfw predicted 3-2

oh well

[Kevin Jackson]

>cripple shallots

[Bentley Diaz]

DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT

[Jeremiah Bennett]

DAS IT

[Christopher Jones]

DAS IT MANE

[Ethan Harris]

DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE

[Jayden Carter]

Floppity flippity flopp

It's time to FUCKING STOP!!!!!

[Asher Hernandez]

Not a Liverpoop fan but Salah is really good. Good signing. He'll win you some games all on his own I bet if Klopp decides to play him

[Henry Ward]

...

[Ethan Ortiz]

>an ape is your best player

lel

[Jordan Watson]

DAS IT MANE

[Anthony Cruz]

WHO CAN STOP US?

[Sebastian Garcia]

das it
>das it
das it
>das it
das it
>das it

[David Morgan]

DAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANEDAS IT MANE

[Liam Davis]

DAS IT MANE

[Jonathan Hall]

DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS DAS

[Anthony Jenkins]

Liverpoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!11

[Lincoln Torres]

Fuck this, I'm going to watch something else

I don't see Crystal Palace memeing this back

[Josiah Rivera]

and the oscar goes to...

[Leo Carter]

i know she has DID anyway because i have seen her mention it in an old post on her instagram. unless she is a self diagnosed snowflake with "anxiety" or some shit and she lies about being raped and having DID to excuse herself from being a cold and horrible cunt?

i dunno she was pretty damn affectionate to me. i don't know if i will ever find a girl that kisses my neck like she did.

[Elijah Ward]

Here comes the slip, lads. Turning off the game now.

[Jason Nelson]

Everton unironically

[Dominic Foster]

>if Klopp decides to play him

??

[Angel Foster]

OH YIS CAPTAINED MANE

[Christian Collins]

b-team scores

[Camden Rogers]

>goal for Liverpool
alri lads that's enough for me

[Jason Young]

Contributing. Somebody post webm of goal, pls.

[Ian Bell]

Who inside the fuck was that Crystal Palace defender?

[Sebastian Morales]

Holy shit just give us the fuckin trophy already

[Noah Mitchell]

This was the shitties goal I'v ever seen.

and I'm a liverpool fan

[Jordan Perez]

>Premier League defending
What a joke. Good composure by Mane tho.

[Asher Stewart]

>replying to yourself

[Sebastian Reyes]

>inb4 Kloppo tries to defend the 1-0 and >we concede in the last minute.

[Justin Martinez]

Why did Klopp push Mane away when he ran towards him?

[Samuel Ross]

>MFW we slip in the last 10

[Tyler Cook]

a wire fence

[Grayson Harris]

>phillips with an assists after i took him out

how does this fucking happen every time???

[Anthony Price]

WERE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE
WERE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE
AND NOW YOURE GONNA BELIEVE US
AND NOW YOURE GONNA BELIEVE US
AND NOW YOURE GONNA BELIEVE US
WERE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE

[Michael Rogers]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AUGH FUCKKKKKKKKK

[Isaiah Anderson]

>Mane has never tasted alcohol in his life
>He's incredibly nervous around people
>He's fucking GOAT

All I know about him

[Jayden Foster]

You know why, Adolf.

[Aiden Johnson]

""assist""

[Elijah Lewis]

Can we please see a Liverpool SLIP?

[Evan Reed]

Another goal from Mane would be great.

[Brayden Martinez]

Where are the ABLs now?

[Nolan Lee]

Hope they don't slip now.
They definitely need 1 or 2 more goals to be safe. I mean I am 100% sure no team has lost a 3-0 lead against Crystal Palace.

[Nathaniel Gray]

"bayern munich is THAT way"