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RIP star wars lady (and whoever else has died since this threads creation) edition

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What's your favorite Star Wars review /lbg/

Mine?

letterboxd.com/moiveman340/film/star-wars/1/

Your threadly reminder:

>Smoothhands only watches 1 minute "films" to pad his total number of films watched
>link_gorro (Amphibian200) is a raging SJW, pedophile, and discovered Sup Forums through the Breaking Bad subreddit
>Acid is a tranny chaser and obsessed with Healey
>Healey made Penis Boy
>m_obvs is an edgy 13 year old that deleted his profile out of shame
>mollykins is the "female" version of m_obvs that should just delete "her" profile
>Jackieray still hasn't grown out of De Palma like a normal person
>nosaj is a fat Irish pig that wishes he was a nigger
>steakbro is the only person that talks about film
>myrmician is a 30 year old neet Paki
>coryburning stalks girls in these threads and probably a rapist
>Miranna left these threads in fright after being stalked by coryburning
>winstonne is a jew that believes in illuminati conspiracy theories
>aeltbx is a fat paki and throws a fit whenever someone says mean things to him
>bel committed suicide
>dropout_bear wants to be a cuck for amaranth
>machill54 is a fan of the most uninteresting movies out there
>pupkin is a schmuck
>tsar attempted suicide and failed that too lmao

who the fuck names themselves "steakbro"

Truths and lies

I don't know who any of these people are

Right lads which version of Star Wars is the "best"

team negative1, harmys, or just sack it off and get the complete saga 2011 version

>Healey
>machill
>tsar

Only names I recognize

Same with 5 and 6

Harmys or renegade grindhouse or complete saga

>machill54 is a fan of the most uninteresting movies out there
rude

can you help me get a girlfriend machill

Just be yourself

I agree it is rude. It used to say I was calm cool and based I preferred that version

probably not

What are you even on about friendo?

letterboxd.com/film/star-wars/reviews/by/added/

The absolute state of these
Someone leave a review simply saying 'I'm glad she's dead' and harvest those sweet sweet comments

post one like

"Boy it sure sucks my hero is dead, but I have to ask myself, how can I make this about me?

Wait, I know just the site, "

Your issue for using Lettershit

But that website doesn't have a diary function.

What's wrong with Daddy Day Care?

Three stars is wrong with it

How come?

someone post a 1 star review that just says "F"

don't
it's not very funny

Man Like Smoothhands

H-how's my t-taste, /lbg/?

>Tarcrapsky
>5/5
terrible
just terrible

Please do not bully people machill

By this image, okayish. The worst thing is 5/10 to Certain Women, but that's an overrated film already.

It will never work, memer

>have only 2 films rated 4.5 or higher
>don't put either in favorites

Like I give a shit about diary function when everything else is better, faster.

You'd know who I am if you weren't literally new.
Evidently it has.

It's fucking December 27, why these stupid hats are still on?

Rate me out of 5 stars

Does it have an app so I can write my review in the cinema as the credits roll?

1 and a half

>too high
>too high
>too high
>too low

Th-thanks
Steve Jobs is overrated. The film was incredibly boring to me.

W-what? I haven't even rated most of the films I've watched, just started using letterboxd. But surely I can awknowledge a film's flaws and still call it my favorite, no?

People who try and rate films on an objective basis are stupid

This is objectively true

People who use Letterboxd are stupid.

This is objectively true.

>being unable to differentiate subjective and objective analysis
they're called 'favorites' not 'best pictures'

What measures do you use to 'objectively' assess film user?

a e s t h e t i c s

>tfw no theaters playing Jackie around me

People who don't use Letterboxd but still shitpost in /lbg/ are mentally impaired.

This is inarguable fact.

no amy
no fabs?

>once again the retarded ''dude you can't be objective lmao'' posters appear

People who watch movies are stupid.

This is objectively true.

what's the favorite to win best film at the oscars this year?

please respond to this

Should I watch Wall Street, Million Dollar Baby, or porn?

...

That's the only thing you consider when rating?

Million Dollar Baby for based Clint Eastwood

All three at the same time

>What measures do you use to 'objectively' assess film user?
vs
>What measures do you use to 'objectively' assess film user?
two different questions

I'm not him

lmao no they aren't

I knew u guys were stupid

Which one should I watch?

Whichever one you want to the most

both are terrible for you

>for you?

How would you know?

>"both"
>three things
>none is terrible
Congrats

Getting laid doesn't interest me.

Nothing to go wrong, and many are masterpieces. Watch all

/thegr1fter

heh

The Man

>Episode of a TV show
>Love Guru
What is this meme

Ah-bloo-bloo

>spring breakers

I loved it too but it's not even korines best

>discussing with a pleb
>he didn't know he was one and now is having a sperging
I should stop hitting the lad

>discussing with a pleb
>he didn't know he was one and now is having a sperging
I should stop hitting the lad

p****frola

I know, it's pussyfrola

you didn't have to guess

what's better to you?

GUMMO of course

fair play user, it is very good

letterboxd.com/machill54/

Ninja busters was charming as hell

cinema near me are doing a trash film night, showing Bloody New Year and doing a 'live comedy commentary', think I might go even though the pricks talking over it will probably ruin it

You're a very active young boy lately

Thank you

can you help me get a boyfriend machill

letterboxd.com/bigdaddywarbuxx/list/the-2017-cult-movie-challenge/
Reminder to set up your list ahead of Jan 1st and post it ITT

truly the greatest christmas gift of all

np

probably not

DAD

if machill isn't the best user of all time then why does my post end in 54?

This post really says a lot

fifty.
four.

BTFO again

C L O S E

FIFTY

FUCKIN'

FOUR

27

Ronald, pls

BTFO? More like 54

Mashill raped: the post

Lads, I downloaded some anime.

yeah but did your post end in 54

mine did

The quads were way more impressive

yes

...

so?
it's not that good. i've watched my share

"How could we possibly appreciate the Mona Lisa if Leonardo ['Leonardo Da Vinci'] had written at the bottom of the canvas, 'The lady is smiling because she is hiding a secret from her lover'? This would shackle the viewer to reality, and I don't want this to happen to 2001."