/nfl/ general-Surely this will end well edition:

CAR:McCaffrey totals 72 yards, TD on five touches
TEN:Derrick Henry scores twice Saturday afternoon
TEN:Mariota carves up Panthers' ones on Saturday
IND:Report: Phillip Dorsett available for trade
CAR:Panthers to increase Cam's workload this week
JAC:Marqise Lee expects to be ready for Week 1
DET:Beat writer thinks Abdullah hits 1,000 yards
SEA:Seahawks lose LT Fant (ACL) for the season
SEA:Chris Carson earns 1st-team preseason snaps
SEA:Kasen Williams shines with Seahawks' starters
SEA:Eddie Lacy's preseason struggles continue
MIN:Cook totals 50 yards on 9 touches for Vikings

first for steelers

Rasm/Raiders tonight.

Xth for nfl primetime

Dalvin Cook looked pretty good last night. Feeling pretty scurred desu.

Why are there so many anime images in /nfl/? Can I just dump random cropped hentai images now?

No

because this is Sup Forums

You sure?

>giants ot Michael Bowie charged with domestic violence

Lel that's karma for you

So he has to get a 6 game suspension now, right?

>charged with domestic violence

VS

>domestic violence accusations
>sexual assault accusation
>speeding
>involved in barfight

Gee I wonder which is worse

So suspended both of them for a year?

>less than three weeks until football

jesus christ this is taking forever

I'm from the future m8, the Pats lost the season opener

Yes being charged is worse than being accused

Anyone here use slingTV? Is it worth it to get nfl network?

>jesus christ this is taking forever

You say that now, but it will be the playoffs before you know it, then back to the offseason!

I was thinking about getting Sling but I read a bunch of reviews saying that its slow as shit.

Point is Zeke has shown a bad track record with getting into trouble. This is Bowie's first offense. Will maybe get 2 games, 4 at most.

>beat writer...

why the fuck is this news?

I fucking hate this literal retard and he is going to be the starting QB

Why does Elway have a fetish for tall, "athletic" QBs? It's literally the one position he can't scout for shit. Kubes gave him a pretty decent starter in Siemian but Elway is hellbent on rigging this for Lynch.

>This is Bowie's first offense. Will maybe get 2 games, 4 at most.

No. The NFL's policy is 6 games for domestic violence the first time -- and they will not be lenient on that matter. Second time is, I think, a year or potential banishment.

i have sling, yeah youll be like 2 minutes behind sadly. also i found youre less behind when watching on mobile as opposed to a laptop or pc

The only thing he got in trouble for was speeding.

BecAuse he wants to draft a qb that reminds him of himself

>Tyree's last catch was the helmet catch
is Tyree elite

I'd say taht depends on your connection. I've never had any issues with it.

Was Tyree the one who said he'd give his ring back if it meant no gay marriage?

>tfw no USFL
>tfw no XFL

yeah, kek

Lmao you're literally SEETHING right now.

Karma is a bitch for all the laughing you were just doing a week ago.

/ourguy/

33rd for iggles

The XFL fucking sucked. I would watch the USFL

Only got suspended for the DV accusation.
There is no sexual assault allegation, you're one dumb mother fucker.
Bar fight was a lie and he had nothing to do with it, you're either blissfully ignorant or don't even pay attention to the news.
Speeding is a minor offense and not even worth mentioning.

You're grasping at straws and straight up lying to defend someone on your team doing worse just after you laughed at the Cowboys like a dumbass as if your team is immune to the same shit.

Giants fans are so fucking dumb, lol.

OFFICIAL COWBOYS COLTS PREGAME THREAD

>hour early

>tfw the USFL could have taken off
>tfw 1988 USFL/NFL merger happens in another timeline
>Seattle gets a true rival with the Portland Breakers
>The Generals develop a 3 way rivalry with the Jets and Giants
>the Cardinals stay in St. Louis and Arizona gets the Wranglers, avoiding the double relocation of the Rams as well
>Tennessee gets the Memphis Showboats, so the Oilers stay in Houston
>the rest of the USFL teams get formatted into an NFL second division/minor league system that plays in the spring/summer.
>As a result, NFL roster's get massively expanded and minor league second division players can get brought up during the regular season, increasing parity.
>pro football would be on for most of the year


And to think, people here actually like Trump when he single handedly hampered the potential development and growth of the sport.

>preseason pregame thread

The USFL had some really great uniforms.

>dilute the talent pool of the NFL
>somehow a good thing

There aren't even 32 NFL quality QBs in the league. You want to lower that number?

If it brought back the running game and defense than sure

having a second division league that can actually develop QBs that would normally be stuck on the bench or in the practice squad would improve the talent pool, not dilute it.

It would be fine as a minor league, but the USFL wanted to be on the same level as the NFL

So did the AFL, and that ultimately ended in a merger. You can't fight the NFL, but you can make the NFL a lucrative business partner if enough interest is generated. the USFL had even more potential than the AFL until Trump came along and ran it into the ground. a Merger would have been the logical conclusion, had the USFL continued on it's path.

>So did the AFL, and that ultimately ended in a merger
That's way too much of an oversimplication of the situation
AFL was becoming more and more on equal footing with NFL, USFL wasn't ever close
NFL pursued a merger because if they didn't they risked creating competition
The AFL fought the NFL and was winning. So far they are the only league to ever actually scare the NFL. They forced NFL expansion, adoption of new passer friendly rules, and making the sport nationwide.

>Birmingham keeps getting teams in leagues that bust

How he fell to the second round is beyond me
He's a much better all around player than MemeCaffrey.

>muh injuries
>muh thug life

Told y'all that Christian McCaffrey was a baller. My nigga was perfection at the Combine and y'all laughed when I praised him high. And y'all got sparky when the Panthers drafted him.


He has had 2 highlight games. My nigga moves like a magnificent machine. My nigga is a cold Terminator.


Panthers retard coach is still using him completely wrong since he is not a conventional RB.

Is all the Shula hate warranted? Is he really as bad as people say or are they just meming

Jets @ Loins gamethread

Post your football Sunday snacks lads

Luxury gummy bears here, 10 bucks a box

Got packers and skins thread

It's finally time boys

5 spots left in 14 team, auction draft espn fantasy league, .5 ppr and Draft is on Sunday Sept 3 6pm ET.
[email protected] for invitations

Sup bro
I'm thinking 11-5 this year with a deep playoff run if Ben's not ded

*doesn't block your path*

The Cowboys are gonna fuck shit the league up again this year. The doubters are so fuckin stupid.

enjoy being the cleveland browns of the nfc east

conventional rb is codeword for nigger desu

What prison is this?

Asiata is definitely getting cut

Billingsley is hungry for that 5 spot, especially after his performance last week

Remember when the Ben's Steelers beat the Patriots in the playoffs? I don't because it's never happened

imagine having the best rb and wr in the league and still getting beat by brady and a bunch of rag tag literal whos

>The following players will not dress tonight against the Rams
Cornerback Gareon Conley
Linebacker Ben Heeney
Tight End Cooper Helfet
Guard/Tackle Denver Kirkland
Safety Keith McGill II
Defensive Tackle Jihad Ward

>people unironically think that Mahomes isn't the best rookie qb

By what measure

Being the best of course

isn't is the correct word.

M A H O M E S
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11th out of 12th pick in my 0.5 PPR league.

If Jordy is available, should I go for a Jordy/Rodgers stack?

Bears Cardinals thread, game starts in 15

Too fucking elite. literally the only redeeming thing about this clots game

I'm beginning to believe Jason Garrett might actually be a great coach. He has created a system that looks awesome when he has the right players in that system.

Rams @ raiders thread

Broncos/49ers thread

suddenly, only 2 spots left.

let the QB war commence.

They both look good with such a small sample size

inb4 smeth gets injured mid season and is replaced despite starting the season strong, then mahomes leads the chiefs to a superb owl loss

>She will never sit on your face, call you her bitch, and rub her feet on your dick
why live

Hundley to jags

>Dak looks elite as fuck
>Jaylon Smith has all his physical ability back and just needs some games to regain his instincts

THE COWBOYS CAN'T STOP WINNING

>Dak looks elite as fuck

Against the Colts... in the preseason.

APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

Hey guys, how are things?

No Zeke, the Cowboys offense still looked completely unstoppable when the first team was out there.

>Goff is a bust they said

fuck wrong image

>against the Raiders.

>praising qbs in preseason
My grandma could throw on these vanilla defenses

What's her 40 time?

Kek. Man you really btfo him

2 years. Doesn't matter, she's a pocket passer anyways

This really makes you think.

What the fuck is wrong with north Dakota?