*Crashes into window and falls back to Championship

*Crashes into window and falls back to Championship

*squawks belligerently*

future's not looking so brighton

why is their mascot a seagull?

Brighton fans aren't interested in birds

*saunters towards mid table*

Perfect kit for FUT this year desu

not going to hove a good season

ACKNOWLEDGE MY JOKE YOU CUNTS

I frankly don't get it, they don't like birds?

"bird" is British slang for girl. Brighton has a very large gay community

Because they're gay.
"Birds" are English slang for girls

Hopefully they take the other Albion with them

thanks.

Brighton and Hove is the "gay" team ?

Brighton is the gay town of the UK. Well known for having many gays, just like San Francisco here. Hove is just a smaller town immediately next to Brighton. So Hove is Brighton's Oakland.
t. mother is from Brighton

Bet the fans deep throat their hotdogs.

>the city of bird teams
Swans, Gulls and Baggies relegated

swansea 0.2

Magpies before the baggies.

t. nautral gay

Brighton are going to become the best team in the world in my life time
if they don't i'll kill myself

oh right, I sometimes forget Newcastle exists

Yep, the last shithole before Scotland. Full of deluded cunts.

>we're a massive club

Yeah in Newcastle.

tbf to Newcastle fans, the club is definitely underperforming

Mike Ashley is pretty regularly in the top 10 richest Britons

Like Ashley said, net worth =/= money to spend

yeah but compared to half of the other teams in the Prem they are definitely richer

if they finish below teams like Burnley, Huddersfield, Watford etc it'd be an embarrassment

nice

Ashley is a shit cunt. Nobody is asking him to compete with City but when Burnley can spend 15m on a striker and Newcastle can't something is wrong.

A quick check of Forbes tells me they're the 20th richest club in the world with 0% debt

And yet they can't fork out 15m for a striker?

The gays live there, you see.

Had a chuckle and tbf

Their stadium is all padded seats.
It's pretty comfy though, at matches they usually have a guest beer from the same area as the away team.

>eric diabolical

West Brom is winning the league

gays not welcome

Sound like wonderful lads desu

Bit gay m8

oh its great, can get a bit wild, lots of energetic guys, some with shirts off, beer getting thrown everywhere, guys getting enthusiastic with each other, fabulous!