Official /turnleft/ Bass Pro Shops NRA Night Race @ Bristol Motor Speedway Race Thread #1

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nth for fuck arca im drunk right now
fuck this shit
nascar babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
wheres the faggot canaidan streaming or besweereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

anyone but kyle plz

Fuck Kyle Busch

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why are they all fat

rolling for winner you puto hahahahahaah
aaaaaaahahaha
hahahaha hes fat xdd

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say it with me. playoffs

You mean championship

Playoffs?!?

Guess who's back boys.

>7:48:00 p.m

GREEN FLAG IN THE AIR

Oh no

twitter.com/DaleJr/status/898758369988796416

Will the madman ever stop shitposting?

rolling for winner

is he /ourguy/?

>ENCUMBERED

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his voice man. it's embedded into my memory forever. it sounds like the cross between a braindead goofy hick from mississippi and a sleazy professional car salesman from the midwest. i hate it so much

wtf
Give ARCA your karma

who /laughted/ here

>THE 78 CAR OF MARTIN TRUEX JR HAS BEEN CHECKED AND RELEASED FROM THE INFIELD CARE CENTER

any stream links? cant find anything on plebbit

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rolling for first out

The cucknadian will be live in thirty bings

found this but it's not very good
youtube.com/watch?v=JZoPsu4ixMs

oh, thanks :)

>Bristol memeing about itself
>aaand we're back
>now let's go to commercial

fuck this broadcast

here's another one:
youtube.com/watch?v=lGviFmCAI4M

and a few acestream:
premier sports
>d971de3db2ddce2d1dd283d8d0713bf23ec9ffd4
>e4d9f7188e4403523c32717a98093671f8931101
nbcsn
>ea623bb96040cb97c8d728664d3f2d20905430d4
>f8d337a04449c786d476105c1236b3a706e45c65

when he starts his job at nbc and is forced to shill for nascar like the rest of them

Rolling for winner

oh shit i get to actually watch on tee vee tonight

in a decade Bristol has went from hallowed ground to garish monument. It's just too much at this point.

roll for number of cautions tonight

31 alrighty let's do it

>yfw Kryle sweeps

>that shade from DJ

>there are people out there that think kyle will actually win tonight
lmao

holy shit Bristol needs to chill with the self referencing

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=soKiICQLRGY

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what the fuck is this

Diburrito intro song is x gon gib it 2 u

Don't pass out before the race user

hey guys remember that time that dale sr wrecked labonte to win?

No but I remember that time Earnhardt wrecked labonte

now that's BRISTOL BABY

he used that song for his bristol entrance for a few years until M&M's made him change to their shitty song

lmao Buffer oh god

This is cringe af

This is so cringy.

This colloseum intro is cringey as fuck

"uhhh...th-thanks for coming out...h-have a good time"

fucking nu-males

What has nascar become...

they even mismatched music and drivers lol

what the literal fuck am i watching

is this what getting a tumor feels like

so much cringe. i had to mute it

>Diburrito wearing a wife beater like a boss

>le meme man

diburrito is cancer

L A N D O N
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w e w

does anyone have the full list of songs? usually see it on twitter by now

I got family in the same room. I keep pausing the stream till this shits over so no one questions my sexuality.

>Cole Whitt
>Baby Got Back

what the fuck is going on

>Cutting off Yeley's intro
>Whitt Guy got his bit stolen by Castle
>Spaghetti everywhere

What the fuck am I watching

>NBC straight-up cutting that shit off

haha they only cared enough to get Jr's and then they fucked off

Harvick got boo'd

>they cut off Yaley's built up intro
>after building it up for weeks

is this real life

He's been talking shit about The Golden One

Do they let niggers in Bristol?

in case anyone is wondering while dirt bikes are on, the coverage moved over to regular nbc

This whole thing could make a "wtf moments in Nascar"

holy shit i just want to watch a race

>shilling the night race still
The Bristol night race actually has a negative impact on the local economy
Both Bristol races should be day races

>You now remember Ward Burton
>Everyone is pissed
>IT'S BRISTOL BABY
So every track (or non-real track, if you ask Kryle) is a meme now?

>this place is a pilgrimage
Even the commentary is cringe

this is reaching F1-levels of self promotion

>tenuous MUH SOLAR ECLIPSE connection
It's like they want people to not watch the race

I HAVE TO GO TO FUCKING WORK IN AN HOUR AND A HALF. WHEN IS THIS BULLSHIT GOING TO START.

FACK YOU KYLE YA FUCKING DOUCHE

Did Kyle's kid just drop an F-bomb?

anybody got a list of driver songs?

Kyle Busch is gonna get wrecked by Dale Jr who will then go on to win the race tonight.

>Saurez coming out to La Bamba or some shit

Dead silence for suarez, now everything's blown the fuck out wtf

Did Suarez come out to a mariachi band?

>The Bristol night race actually has a negative impact on the local economy
How so?

did Ryan Blaney choose Sturgill Simpson for his tune?

yes

Post yfw Kyle leads every lap but the last tonight

>Lelgano using Meek Mill
you're literally never winning a fucking championship

Also what is that awful sped-up remix of Jumpman

>joey trying to be a heel

what did bad brad come out to

post a steam my tard friend is lookin over my shoulder needin one

he is a walking meme