Who has the best hair in Hollywood?

Who has the best hair in Hollywood?

Jake

Christian?

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CORRECT

or Brad?

imagine being a man who is going bald, you'd better hope you are at least rich because no woman will ever look at you sexually again

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Bradley Cooper

>imagine

u focking wot?

man, Eric Andre let himself go

What is this hairstyle called again?

Mads Mikkelsen

The sad thing is to remember how well your hair was years ago with every time you look in the mirror and style what is left of it

this

>rich and famous, still undesired by women
>dead career
>all because he's bald

Im quite fond of Aaron Taylor Johnson's hair.

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>statham
>undesired by women

Leave the house once in a while.

And what about the Rock? The highest paid actor in Hollywood and he's balder than your mother's asshole.

Doesn't count. He hasn't even hit puberity yet, there's no telling how his hairline will end up.

he's also 7 feet tall with a perfectly symmetrical face, but no, it's all in the hair

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>the Rock
>tall

kek

crushing this thread

>he's also 7 feet tall
kek

Shitty facial hair though

Posting literal teenagers is cheating

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET BACK TO NORWOOD 1

IT ISN'T FAIR IT ISN'T FAIR IT ISN'T FAIR IT ISN'T FAIR GIVE ME BACK NORWOOD 1 NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOOOOOOW

He's 20, I'd say it counts

GEORGE LUCAS

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Not Jake.

I can't pinpoint it, but I always found his hair/beard style disgusting. While it'd look classy and neat on someone else, there's something about him that makes it look like greasy hobo hair and crusty beard.

my hairline JUST'd at 23

20 and still hasn't gone through puberty?

Fin and min to maintain senpai. It may not get you back to norwood 1, but it'll help keep what you got and might even regrow a little bit. It's the only option you have until the cure makes it's way here from Japan.

this is objectively the best choice because he's the oldest in these "lists"

glorious hair

Literally a masterpiece.

Would you sacrifice your jawline for sweet hair, like George did?

>tfw hair is naturally similar to David Lynch's
>tfw no chance of going bald

In a heartbeat.

>no woman will ever look at you sexually again
>again

God is here

I can pull off a shaved head + big beard pretty well. I'll make it!

Nah he has, he's got a big cock

>Implying shaved head + 4 day beard isn't the sexiest look in existence

This desu senpai

>undesired by women
from what I hear, he prefers it that way

what a beautiful man

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It's the 'I wear the scalps of my dead enemies'.

Does he have the gay?

U wot?
His been together with that super model from Transformers 3 for several years now.

according to blind items, yes

>23
>full widows peak, like Stephan Dillane

haha yeah imagine
fuckingdrownmeinmysleeppls

have mercy

Imagine?

I live it.

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>plugs
no

John Travolta has been married to Kelly Preston for 25 years what's your point

lucas
not even memeing

people say I look like Neil Patrick Harris. It's because our similarities in face and high hairline.

Is it a compliment or not?

You'd know if you took the dick out of your mouth.