Fuck this movie

Fuck this movie.

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Saw it for the first time this year. Felt like it was meant for people who enjoy Family Circle cartoons.

>he doesn't find family circus hilarious

Found the redditor!

Thought it was pretty funny, for a christmas movie

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What did they mean by this

Its not bad, but it is insanely overrated.

>i don't enjoy fun or comfy stuff


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The best aspect of this movie is it has practically no filler. There's no pacing scenes to get you from a good scene to the next good scene, instead, every scene attempts to be good and memorable. I never watch this movie and say "I don't remember this part".

Also the average person could recall a lot of scenes from this movie on demand, instead of just a few. Like the bully getting his shit kicked in, santa pushing him down the slide, the kid getting his tongue stuck, the decoder ring, when he cusses changing the tire, when he gets soap in the mouth and blames another kid who gets beat to death over the phone, the god damned lamp leg, shooting his eye out, etc.

I mean I know this shit is marathoned every year, but the script and execution is just really good.

>implying
I enjoy the Rankin-Bass cartoons. Saw Christmas Vacation and Home Alone again.

Christmas Story was too focused on "lol this is how kids think isn't it endearing?"

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing when it was on. Every scene is very iconic, even his classroom fantasy was very memorable. Its seriously impressive.

You'll shoot your shitpost out!

I like this style of movie


It reminds me of the bargain bin at Kmart, $2.99 per DVD

It almost makes me want to throw up

this is reddit
this is memes

I hope this shit becomes a semi-recurrent meme like the "why did Marv turn into a skeleton" one so I can see it in mid-July

The movie fails to address every single social issue that could possibly have been occurring in Indiana during the 1940s.

>I'm a mean one, punk bitch.
>You really are a queer.
>You're have cummies in your tummy,
>You're as faggy as a faggot.
>Punk bitch.
>You're a dumb nigger
>With a greasy black skin.
>You're a faggot ass, punk bitch
>Your ass is full as an overflowing cup.
>Your brain is full of dicks,
>You've got jizz in your toes
>Punk bitch
>You're a gay one, punk bitch.
>You're a nasty, wasty none heterosuxual male.
>Your heart is full of unwashed gooks
>Your breakfast bowl is full of nut punk bitch.
>The three words that best describe you,
>Are, and I quote: "Gay. Nigger. Faggot."
>You nauseate me, punk bitch
>With a noxious super nos
>You're a fucking homo and,
>You drive crooked cocks into you
>Punk bitch!
>You're a three layered burrito
>And shit sandwich,
>With seman sauce!

Jesus Christ seriously?! How was Raimi able to get away with this?

t. Grinch

yikes

You're telling meme

haha my men

>this kid's movie about christmas doesn't depict the kkk and instead depicts black people in an "unoffensive" way (literally the word he used"
>this somehow makes it offensive
Wtf?

Also
>no mention of the actually somewhat racist depictions of Asians
Typical nigs thinking everything is about them

Typical whites thinking everything is about nigs my man haha