What's the Elvish word for friend?
What's the Elvish word for friend?
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Mellon
uhhh... you don't get to bring mellons
god dammit now you make me want to watch this shit again
I'd thought I skip a year
Why does the door say "Lord of Moria" when Moria (meaning "Black Pit") is a negative name used by the Elves after the Dwarves were driven out by Durin's Bane? It should say "Lord of Dwarrowdelf."
I hate this fucking place.
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this....zoo
Friendish
Looks like meat's back on the menu boys
What's the Elvish word for "friendzoned"?
Why are the railings in rivendell hobbit-sized if the only people who live there are elves?
This user makes an excellent point. I'd never considered.
>menu
how did he know that word?
really makes you think
Mellonguenve
>thinking orcs don't have taverns
get a load of this pleb
>faramir will always know he was the second choice
Always finishing second eh Faramir??
wtf i hate lotr now
Uruk-haipedia
Dubs
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We got some nice hobbit-sized rooms available, Mr...?
the elves like living on the edge
same
Doobles thread
What if some Ork would write Melon next to the door so other orks would know the name? How fast this trick would get old and stale when everyone would know?
You're at the Mordor Orc Tavern with some of your lads when this guy slaps your gf's ass. Your response?
mah nigga
mellog :DD
They renovated after Bilbo arrived
That was nice of them.
BAN...
shit
lol
Laugh at his stupid helmet.
He's looking to show Gondor his worth.
They were good friends
Why did the door look like a jukebox?
>Look Slike!
slike is the orc he is talking to
>Miits Back!
miit is one of the long lost orcs that they presumed dead
>Onthemenieu!
his other buddy
>Boys!
calling the boys
Jukeboxes were designed to look like that door.
Try the Gap of Rohan
>Elves build a magical door leading to a Dwarven city
>Most Elves hate Dwarves
>Elf who inscribed the door says they live in a shithole
>Profit??
because jackson''s tolkien """expert""" knew less about LotR than stephen colbert
>Kike
How did Peter Jackson get away with this?
First, Celebrimbor did not hate dwarves. Second, he built it with Narvi. Third, as I already stated, the term Moria only emerged in the Third Age.
The book inscription also says Moria.
probably "mellonhad"
Tolkein was gay for elves and made dwarves a jewish caricature
but that's the nigger word for food
well yes, but he was also gay for dwarves, he wrote a whole story just about them
What did Tolkien mean by this?
Celebrimbor probably told them it said khazad dum and was just fucking with them
figure it urself
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Celly and Bros are biggest trolls in middle-earth
waterMellon
DURIN'S BANE?
>It's T.A. 3018
>Not calling the Grey dude "Mithrandir", instead of "muh Gandalf"
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>Do not disturb the thread
But it was written in Sindarin.
but they do, the hobbits call him Gandalf, everyone else calls him Mithy, unless their speaking to the hobbits
melange
What?
Kek
Why do you need to speak Elvish to get through a Dwarven door?
What the fuck? Hobbits and elves have the same proportions. Elves might be taller but they also have longer arms. That's literally the perfect height of arm rail for all humanoid races except maybe dwarves. Stop being a nitpicking fagtron.
t. Peter Jackson
The door was made for the traffic of Elves living nearby who traded with Moria, and an Elf named Celebrimbor was the one who drew it.
lol why would you think that? hobbits are several feet shorter than elves. even in the movies they're short.
Literally watching the end credits of RotK right now, after a 12 hour marathon
when was the last time you saw a human railing that was a 50cm
Elves in general are the same height as hobbits but they wear high heels
How is virginity treating you?
>Not marathoning Lotr with friends every Christmas
>projecting
Jesus christ user
>whats the elvish word for friend?
>tfw you are an elf
>tfw everyone is looking to Gandalf
being Legolas is suffering
Melon?
>perfect height for arm rail
>3'6" Frodo has to almost outstetch an arm down to reach it
>Elves are 3 feet taller
Get fucked m8
this
Muh Silmarils!
jesus christ good shit. after 30 min of being on this board after work and thinking it was so shit and wondering why I come back here I find this thread and am reminded of why I come back here.
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Can I pass?
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Well no shit you dummy. You took the Pass of Caradhras. Everyone knows Saruman is watching that path.
I cut off my GF's ass and present it to the Witch King. He has demonstrated his strength and in true orc fashion I must present him with a fitting gift.
Why did Gimli call it "Moria" when it was the name the Elves gave it after it was taken over by the Balrog?
>They were good mellons
ftfy
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So this... is the power.. of autism....
Because they have a special room for hobbits and dwarves or people that are shoot to make them feel comfortable.
shit
You do realize Santa's Elves and Tolkien's Elves are very different creatures right?
dumbledore
Elrond is such an elfaboo. First he chooses to become an Elf instead of a GOAT Human, then he says this trash. He needs to go back.
holy fuck
>He needs to go back.
he does, he goes to the Undying Lands with the rest of the Elves at the end of the Third Age
>Celebrimbor dies in the First Age
>Khazad-dûm wasn't called Moria until the Third Age
>>Celebrimbor dies in the First Age
What? He dies in the Second Age after being tortured by Sauron.