Why are there actually zero movie scene where a character struggles wipe after wipe until their asshole bleed and it's...

Why are there actually zero movie scene where a character struggles wipe after wipe until their asshole bleed and it's still a mix of yellow, brown, and red? It reflects perfectly on our human condition and shouldn't be avoided in art :S

that toilet roll is hanging the wrong way

This happened to me just lastnight

It's in the appropriate position for a household with pets.

Use wet wipes you morons.

Keeping the door closed would be appropriate

Use a bidet you subhuman

>spending money on expensive wet wipes when you could just spit on the toilet paper making it wet

>I've never owned pets
You're out of your element Donnie.

>not flexible enough to lick your own asshole

this.

never stand and wipe (anyone with a hairy anus should follow this advice)
first cleaning should be with a wetwipe
second assualt should be forcefull with tissue
then buff with a scented wetwipe.

>Being so poor you can't afford wetwipes

I bet you shit in the street

wash your ass with soap and water you fucking inbred piece of trash

>not just installing a handless bidet attachment
Christ, you're the moron.

I've had several cats, but we've always kept the toilet door closed.

How do you guys wipe your butt?

Pic related is me.

first world called, OP

I worked as cashier in a pharmacy and honestly we couldn't stop laughing every time some fat fuck left the the store with wet wipes, it was obvious he would shove that baby shit up his ass

seriously, it's always the same type of person, some greasy neet with that weeb look, it's fucking hilarious

I bet you don't buy the most expensive products either when there are cheaper alternatives.

My technique is the same but I usually don't smile.

>europoors literally shit in their sinks

I stand up

I can smell you from here Apu

How much spit do you have?

Anyone with a hairy ass should use Nair or a Norelco Bodygroomer.

Every house doesn't have these.

>How much spit do you have?

Enough to make myself adequately clean

Have you tried not being poor?

I have a bidet in my toilet. Shit's cash.

Does not being poor magically make the house grow a bidet?

Ok mom

*GROANZONE*

Was meant to replied to

Yes, not like you'd know

>insulting anonymous people on a japanese image board

No. They hire the designated toilet builder to build them an asshole sink. The europoor, after taking a dump, bends himself in the asshole sink, turns the tap on, shoves his hand up his ass to pick up the turd's leftovers. After that, they wash their hands and face in the asshole sink, then the europoor picks up the towel and first shoves it up his ass to dry it, and finally, his face.

It's unbelievable how advance the europoor man is. All this process also gives mohammed an extra 20 minutes to fuck the europoor's wife.

>being poor and smelling like shit

Name one movie where this didn't happen