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>a military pattern jacket with white paint stains on it

his fashion sense is as good as his fighting skill

If you had a wrestling match with Cain Velasquez how well do you think you'd do?

WHATS UP EVERYONE it's yaboy here whose boy is Kevin Lee and I'm just checking in to say I've got all my picks for Tuesday night's contender series and I'm feeling the big fight is definitely gonna be Peterson vs Lopez both guys with sick matches in their recent fighting record. I'm going with Lopez despite Peterson being the bigger scarier-looking guy, Lopez just too dominant in his recent matchups


I'M GONE

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>The drug JDS failed for has shown up in tainted supplements and medications, including in legal painkillers
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>Former bellator lightweight champ Michael Chandler just challenged Rory Macdonald to a fight later this year
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>Ngannou calls out Overeem for short notice fight at UFC 215
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>JDS talks failed drug test
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FREE FIGHT - McGregor vs. Diaz 2:
youtube.com/watch?v=i8qHuunR55E

I'd win by forfeit

Oh I think you'd be surprised

>talking about self defence
>"just buy a gun"
>"just go to the shooting range"
>"a gun beats any martial art"
>mfw

What if you have a gun and are well versed in a martial art?

I know, right? Nothing beats a well placed pipe bomb.

who are you quoting

who is your favorite woman ufc fighter?

>gun
>england

you'd be lucky if the bobbies would let you keep a bike wheel around for self defence m8

an american near me

You could buy a knife if you're over 18 and want to risk 5 years in jail.

Reflexes and awareness are your best tools for self-defense.

Aspen Ladd. UFC's Own.

who is your least liked ufc contender?

Joanna picked Conor

Bigfoot picked Floyd.

If you had a wrestling match with Mackenzie Dern, how well do you think you'd do?

I think you'd be surprised at how quickly I'd have my face in that crotch.

I hope she would fuck me up

Oh for sure I agree 100%

I've been practicing getting into the kami shiho gatame position all me life if the time comes

She's a big girl

Me on the bottom.

aspen ladd will kick her ass in a sanctioned mixed martial arts competition

thought this was a legit fight till i popped a boner then go suspicious

What's the worst fight of 2017?

>thought this was a legit fight

Are you implying that's not a real submission move?

all of Sam Alvey fights for sure

he needs to get cut asap

who is your least liked female fighter?

Gabi Garcia

ferguson vs diaz

who would win

Ferguson is a better Diaz
And before you ask, I mean both of them

...

just watching Conor vs Diaz II and it's just amazing how shit Conor's cardio is

he'll be exhausted by round 5 against floyd

I swear if he loses by KO or TKO we'll never hear the end of it.
And the thing is it's actually likely. People say Floyd has no power, but by the 7th round if Conor's tired out and he's taking punches to the head for consecutive minutes, he's not going to keep going

Can confirm, I will literally never let you hear the end of it.

people say Floyd hasn't KO'd anyone in a decade but they forget to mention he also hasn't fought an amateur in that timespan

Floyd to win by KO/TKO/etc. is 1.70 at bwin, literally free money

there's no way Conor will last 12 rounds, he was exhausted after 1 round of standup against Diaz (who basically did nothing but defend)

what's your maximum benchpress?

Nick diaz?

benched 405 today

Australia no
TKO's come easy in Boxing too. I'm not sure why more people don't really bring up Conor's cardio. They seem to think it's been magically solved because he traned

I hope dc goes on jre in an upcoming episode
Itd be interesting hearing him talk about his horrible loss

he's already said all he's going to say. he lost, that doesn't change anything, he still feels the same way as he did before the fight, he thinks he's gonna come back and fight him again. that's it.

ufc.tv/video/twenty-20-mcgregor-vs-diaz-2

EVERYONE GET IN HERE

Dana fight week vlog #1
youtu.be/Y3xzUZDmM6E

>Dana fight week vlog #1
>[YouTube] The Fighter and The Kid - Best of the Week: 8.20.2017 Edition (embed)

What did he mean by this?

Gets you every time ;)

Threadly reminder that Dillion Danis is the highest paid guy in Bellator.

He claims to be
He has not received a single paycheck yet however

>Gets you every time ;)

I've never clicked on one of those links, because I can see what it is. I quoted the entirety of your post.

What did you mean by it, by the way?

quit replying to bait ya dingus

What did you mean by this?

Unintelligent.

Boy oh boy who else here excited to hear what all the celebrities arriving to Las Vegas this week have to say about the big fight? I personally cannot wait to hear who Jay-Z is "rockin wiv" or what Steph Curry thinks "Conner Magrieger has to do to get the W".

Genuinely curious, what did you mean by this?

Would you rather have /box/fags invade /heem/ for a bit after Floyd wins ot have autists spam McGregor here till the end of time if he wins?

McGregor gas always been spammed everywhere since he got big.

What was the karate hottie thinking at this moment?

Autists will be spamming Gooby until the end of time regardless of how badly he gets slapped about tbqh.

I think it will be funny when all the woodley fans all prove how racist they are by rocking with a wife beater just cause he's the same color as them

Lmao how do these people even get a backstage pass like I saw Kanye at conor's walk in the fuck was he doing there?

nice moral high ground, slave owner / colonist

Nah, remember after the first fight with Nate? Conorfags were non existent

Their opinions rank just slightly above Schaub's opinion desu

Slaves were owned by Jews not Whites.

Even though I'm sure Floyd will heem Conor via exhaustion by the third it's true that if Conor gets out of the first it's a win for Conor and his fana.

Floyd will heem him stuff in the first so conorfags have no straws to grasp

Floyd pls heem him stiff in the first*

if you get offended by someone comparing blacks to monkeys then surely you agree that they look similar, otherwise you would just be confused?

like if i called a black man an iguana he wouldn't get angry cuz there's no relation between the two, but if i called him an ape he'll likely chimp out because of the resemblance (thus proving my point)

None of my ancestors owned slaves or were colonist, you racist.

White people aren't all the same

first it was a win if conor makes it to 12 rounds

then it was a win conor can make it past 4

now it's a win if he gets past the first

next thing is "he's already won by getting the match"

is there anyway conor can lose?

if connor wins, he loses

Well Poles aren't white so...

t. pure Aryan

if you get offended by someone comparing blacks to monkeys then surely you agree that they look similar, otherwise you would just be confused?

like if i called a black man an iguana he wouldn't get angry cuz there's no relation between the two, but if i called him an ape he'II likely chimp out because of the resemblance (thus proving my point)

extinguishes your fire

...

LMFAO

425

that guy wasnt me i never type connors name correctly

Yo toothpaste~kun, who's your favorite fighter? Mousasi and Reem are among my favorites in their respective weight classes.

ahat happened to weidmans left eye? the socket and cheek bone look flattened. did he have surgery?

If Volkan walkaway KOs Jones is he the best p4p best ever?

conor already walkaway KO'd aldo... so no

>Surgeon of God

better dead than Pat

JDS and a load a buttload of Brasilians use PED's...

even skinny fat anderson silva got popped

>muh tainted supplements

yeah....a legit company is going to put illegal steroids in their warehouse, machines, packaging, on their budgets/books and file taxes with illegal steroid payments in their accounting

so fucking ridiculous

or some supplement company is going to spend money to put steroid masking chemicals in their products....

just as absurd

There is not a single Brazilian currently on PEDs. It's not our fault we have god tier genetics.

Now, don't you have a Dodge dealership to visit today?

>Silva
>Silva
>Cyborg

just a few legends I can think of

outside of Royce Gracie....wait he got popped for roids too didn't he...

HUEHUEHUE

BUT NO

NONE OF THE CURRENT FIGHTERS ARE USING ROIDS AND PEDS

it's a matter of time monkey

Your dyke champion Nunes will fail a test as well

and Cyborg will pop again

Why do you keep posting that suicide.gif? Call the suicide hotline!

Get this

Werdum is the smallest UFC heavyweight, he is also the oldest.

You think that puts him at a disadvantage?

He won the belt and he has NEVER been submitted

how does a guy that small and old win a belt and avoid getting submitted his entire life?

He should drop down to LHW and kill Jones

Let's not forget he was the first and only person to beat prime Fedor

Werdum = greatest GOAT of all time

>conor already walkaway KO'd aldo...
>walkaway

puppey is that you?

Reminds me of Randy Couture, both of them are GOATs.

>Werdum is the smallest UFC heavyweight, he is also the oldest.

What did he mean by this?

>Werdum is the smallest UFC heavyweight, he is also the oldest.

here is your (you)

What is your least watchable UFC fight off the top of your head? No dissipating from the course on this answer.

Starnes vs Quarry