Fixed the Americas

Fixed the Americas

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Wrong, all of south america should be green

Red, blue, purple and brown need to be one cunt

Blue and green would turn to failing states instantly and red would be the next super power

Uruguay should be part of Chilentina, and yes i know they used to be part of Brazil, still

No, Cisplatina is ours!

Huehues would just take them by force anyway.

*stabs him in the balls* back the fuck off!!??!?

Porque no lo han hecho hasta ahora?

prefieren tomar Paraguay primero
no sé porqué

Least retarted map I've seen of the Americas 2bh I'm actually OK with this

Culturalmente ustedes son más cercanos a Brasil (a pesar de que hablan hue)?

>Costa Rica anexed to Nicaragua and co.
Yeah, sure...

>Culturalmente ustedes son más cercanos a Brasil
Influenciados por los brazucas tal vez, en especial hacia el norte.

Yo les encuentro el acento parecido a los brasileños para ser honesto

Cual de todos?

Ayy no sabía que habían tantos.

>Uruguay part of Brazil
>Chilentina instead of Archiguay

you fucked up m8

I based it on historical borders
Also it looks more pleasing to the eye

Fuck you Sven, we are 100% mestizo pride

>Bolivia
>Access to the coast
>Ever
You are an insult to all of Europe. Keep those THINGS contained.

Panamá and Costa Rica deserve to be their own thing. tbqh.

>historical borders
Uruguay was part of the local Viceroyalty before our independence, and part of our confederation after it, with Brazil taking it later for a few years, and then becoming independent.

We Amerindians will try their best!

You can stick those Viceroyalties up your ass

Doesn't change the fact U-r-gay was fully Brazilian for 15 years tops.
Or the fact that culturally and socially they're far closer to Argentina than to Brazil

Wasn't their capital built by portuguese/brazillians?

Ahhh, I see you didn't even read about Uruguay's history before basing your map on """""historical borders"""

Whatever you say Pablo, just say goodbye to your Urgays LMAO

Not him but uruguayans don't even speak brazilian or eat sopa de macaco

go ask an Uruguayan, Joao, he'll probably say he doesn't like porteño Argentinians and go on and on about how he's not fond of Argentina in general, but tell him to choose between Argentina and Brazil and see what happens

Who cares about what ur*guayans think, Uruguay is brazilian clay, as is all of South America

His name is Diego.

...

Your country is so independent that it is still fully dependent on us
Wew

How is this happening seen in your country's history? Do you resent Brazil/Argentina/Spain/Portugal?

And then you remained in Civil War for years until we fixed things for you.

>Paraguayans claim independence
>can't govern their country, have to rely on Brazil to save them from themselves
Fucking kek

pretty rude imo

We're just being honest. Uruguay is a fucking joke.

But they are your irmãos

Argentinos are our brothers, Uruguay is our backyard

Uruguay still better than Brazil tho.

Your backyard it's better than your house.

We remained in civil war for decades because you fueled it.

Venancio Flores was literally a BR agent.

>he gives paraguay to peru-bolivia
>not argentina
>greater cuba
>brazilian uruguay

Uruguay would be better with Brazil.

>he gives paraguay to peru-bolivia
>not argentina
Meme
>greater cuba
They are all a bunch of island niggers, do they really need to be different """"countries""""
>brazilian uruguay
Read thread

im really ok with this
finally united and finally with a acces to a coast

Uruguay had a terrible immigrant policy, they atracted very few people compared to Rio Grande do Sul. Both have similar development levels, maybe Rio Grande do Sul a bit higher, but Uruguay is almost empty with just 3 milion sparniards-italians and RGS has 12 milion italian-portuguese-germans-polish people and consequentlely they have a much more developed economy and Porto Alegre has much more events, malls, culture, industry than Montevideo by far. Uruguay would not be empty with Brazil.

Maybe... we should compare metrics of:
>Uruguay on its own
>Brazil on its own
>Argentina on its own
and see who has the better metrics, that would shed some light on the performance of each country's ruling
You first.

But Brazil is very diverse and Uruguay would be a South Brazilian state. Brazil always had sucessful immigrant politics to southern Brazil.

You're saying that as if having loads of people is objectively good, satan

Im just saying that the territory of Uruguay could be less wasted.

Uruguay had phenomenal growth thanks to immigration desu.

In 1830 50K people lived there and it was over 1M in 1900.

Not including CR in Colombia. You fucked up stupid haitian

actually not bad/10, although there is no point in keeping the u.s. and canada separate

based guillermo brown

Paraguay is closer to us and hues than Bolivia, at least the Eastern part.

We should have torched Rio de Janeiro desu.

>Keweenaw peninsula is canada

fuck off

Wouldn't work...the great Andes mountain rage prevent us for been mixed with Argentinian ass holes

>Not Río de La Plata at its peak
>Not Gran Colombia
>Uruguay is brazilian

Shit map

If the 200 million whites in the us could flee to Europe and then sink the continent that would be perfect.

If the US just nukes all of the Americas with all white population evacuated that would be the dream.

>We should have
Do argies ever get tired of repeating that line?

I should probably make one some day but it would be:
-Gran Colombia
-Argentina+Uruguay
-Peru-Bolivian Confederation
Chile and Paraguay remain the same, Brasil can get the Guianas I guess

117 nukes to mexican cities will revert them to the stoneage before Castile came.

Fantastic post

THIS. Damn my countrymen are so fucking educated, sensible and sophisticated that I feel bad for all of you non chileans.

good map

Irredentism is mental illness

Nobody asked for your opinion.