Pitch too big edition
Tottenham vs Chelsea gamethread #2
>de gay
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If Harry Kane was a big guy he would be called Bane.
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* dabs @ you respectfully *
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*blocks your path*
>jews
Will 'Arry be exposed with season?
If Harry Kane was jewish he would be called Larry Hanestein
>Costa and Matic
Only Chelshit is crazy enough to sell two of their best players to weaken their team.
Where's the penis???
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MONSTER ENERGY UNLEASH THE BEAST YAEH
me gf just sent me this
Less trannies, more slegs.
Heh
10th for Kane brace in 2-1 win.
>i rate bungholes
yuck
These paddypower ads are class
You guys need to have something other than jam on doughnuts, custard or fucking anything else
I will say 70p for 5 freshly baked doughnuts is a steal
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When is thicc too thicc?
>We give you less money than our competitors but hey we save you a bit of time
>Webuyanycar.com
What an absolute dire marketing strategy
This is a serious breach of her trust and privacy - please delete this and become a better boyfriend
unironically lovely
who /r/cutemodeslutmode here
Would give Green Card to
When it's too thicc
this retard singing in his wheelchair is getting on my cunt
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You now remember Jimmy Bullard
These PaddyPower adverts are fucking shite and cater for old past-it 40 somethings
If you enjoy them you're a fat nonce and need to be executed
are trapfags so desperate that they enjoy fakes?
>tfw half the posters here get banned for the second half
i wanna get in your cunt lol
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if harry kane was clever and not a bit of a mong he'd be harry brain
I like PaddyPower song ads desu.
>Ed the Gooey
Child molester confirmed
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>search for silverware continues
If Harry Kane was mentally ill he would be called Tranny Kane
>deleted her ironing video
if harry kane played for arsenal he'd be harry pain
This game is vintage Chelsea. Against all the odds, with all the luck one can get.
And it's lovely.
Top girl. Thanks. Blessed image.
Think we get 2 goals this half, lads?
thank you for your sacrifice
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>tfw seeing pretty girls in real life makes you sad more than anything else
>man hands
2/10, would not
>Fat jeans
Fucking disgusting.
if harry kane was a mouthbreather he would be called harry kane
you're all better at shitposting than i am. you are all better at getting banned than i am. what have i started.
open and waiting lol
we would be Habib Konate
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This is what a genuinely beautiful woman looks like. Thank you
>mfw i'm scared it'll turn out to be a trap
Fucking Sup Forums man, it's fucked my head up
Oh well, halftime over. Back to football.
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Childhood is thinking the one on the left has the better figure
Adulthood is realising that the one on the right is THICCer
Godhood is wanting to see them both get BLACKED
better one is on her bed where you see her butt and feet
If Harry Kane did drugs he'd be called Harry Cocaine
i...i have this really dirty fetish
I just want a girl to lie down beside me
and cuddle
and we just sorta fall asleep
i-i hope it's not 2 lewd 4 u ;-;
What do is this gorilla from?
not so fast adolf
I've never seen a girl like that irl
They're in conflict about accepting their homosexuality so they want everyone to like what they do and convince themselves it's normal
lads i haven't finished wanking
What are you talking about? That's one of the most commonly posted traps on the site lad
>this half-time break
Thanks for the promotions
If Harry Kane was a big guy, he'd be Harry Bane
>Kane in August
moratais really bad
i dont understand what triched chelsea into buying him
Is that Chechik? Forgot her name but she looks like Adriana Lima
i have this fantasy where a really hot girl tries to pick me up and i reject her and all her friends laugh at her
How come these trap photos make me laugh?
>straya
How does he keep getting away with this?
Kane is having a great game desu
>woman
kek
What a haram thread
i already made that joke fuckboy
please someone score
Man's gotta have a code
Yes
Real's midfield made him look better than he was.
you are right. wow lima isn't even that hot. models are weird.
kante gets away with every foul
I must've been too busy looking at feminine penis, sorry
What do you tell your barber if you want hair like Kane's?
Do Tottenham not practice corners in training then?
If Harry Kane had a brother he would be the Undertaker
>morata limping
haha. £100m and he can't even not get injured!
If Harry Kane shagged Spider-Man he'd be called Marry Jane
The English Brave
>Imagine actually supporting the kike ratfest that is kikenham
Truly one of the worst sports teams on the planet.
kyle walker regen
That's red on Cahill