Tottenham vs Chelsea gamethread #2

Pitch too big edition

>de gay

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If Harry Kane was a big guy he would be called Bane.

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* dabs @ you respectfully *

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*blocks your path*

>jews
Will 'Arry be exposed with season?

If Harry Kane was jewish he would be called Larry Hanestein

>Costa and Matic

Only Chelshit is crazy enough to sell two of their best players to weaken their team.

Where's the penis???

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MONSTER ENERGY UNLEASH THE BEAST YAEH

me gf just sent me this

Less trannies, more slegs.

Heh

10th for Kane brace in 2-1 win.

>i rate bungholes

yuck

These paddypower ads are class

You guys need to have something other than jam on doughnuts, custard or fucking anything else
I will say 70p for 5 freshly baked doughnuts is a steal

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When is thicc too thicc?

>We give you less money than our competitors but hey we save you a bit of time
>Webuyanycar.com

What an absolute dire marketing strategy

This is a serious breach of her trust and privacy - please delete this and become a better boyfriend

unironically lovely

who /r/cutemodeslutmode here

Would give Green Card to

When it's too thicc

this retard singing in his wheelchair is getting on my cunt

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You now remember Jimmy Bullard

These PaddyPower adverts are fucking shite and cater for old past-it 40 somethings

If you enjoy them you're a fat nonce and need to be executed

are trapfags so desperate that they enjoy fakes?

>tfw half the posters here get banned for the second half

i wanna get in your cunt lol

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if harry kane was clever and not a bit of a mong he'd be harry brain

I like PaddyPower song ads desu.

>Ed the Gooey

Child molester confirmed

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>search for silverware continues

If Harry Kane was mentally ill he would be called Tranny Kane

>deleted her ironing video

if harry kane played for arsenal he'd be harry pain

This game is vintage Chelsea. Against all the odds, with all the luck one can get.

And it's lovely.

Top girl. Thanks. Blessed image.

Think we get 2 goals this half, lads?

thank you for your sacrifice

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>tfw seeing pretty girls in real life makes you sad more than anything else

>man hands

2/10, would not

>Fat jeans

Fucking disgusting.

if harry kane was a mouthbreather he would be called harry kane

you're all better at shitposting than i am. you are all better at getting banned than i am. what have i started.

open and waiting lol

we would be Habib Konate

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This is what a genuinely beautiful woman looks like. Thank you

>mfw i'm scared it'll turn out to be a trap

Fucking Sup Forums man, it's fucked my head up

Oh well, halftime over. Back to football.

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Childhood is thinking the one on the left has the better figure
Adulthood is realising that the one on the right is THICCer
Godhood is wanting to see them both get BLACKED

better one is on her bed where you see her butt and feet

If Harry Kane did drugs he'd be called Harry Cocaine

i...i have this really dirty fetish
I just want a girl to lie down beside me
and cuddle
and we just sorta fall asleep
i-i hope it's not 2 lewd 4 u ;-;

What do is this gorilla from?

not so fast adolf

I've never seen a girl like that irl

They're in conflict about accepting their homosexuality so they want everyone to like what they do and convince themselves it's normal

lads i haven't finished wanking

What are you talking about? That's one of the most commonly posted traps on the site lad

>this half-time break
Thanks for the promotions

If Harry Kane was a big guy, he'd be Harry Bane

>Kane in August

moratais really bad
i dont understand what triched chelsea into buying him

Is that Chechik? Forgot her name but she looks like Adriana Lima

i have this fantasy where a really hot girl tries to pick me up and i reject her and all her friends laugh at her

How come these trap photos make me laugh?

>straya

How does he keep getting away with this?

Kane is having a great game desu

>woman
kek

What a haram thread

i already made that joke fuckboy

please someone score

Man's gotta have a code

Yes

Real's midfield made him look better than he was.

you are right. wow lima isn't even that hot. models are weird.

kante gets away with every foul

I must've been too busy looking at feminine penis, sorry

What do you tell your barber if you want hair like Kane's?

Do Tottenham not practice corners in training then?

If Harry Kane had a brother he would be the Undertaker

>morata limping

haha. £100m and he can't even not get injured!

If Harry Kane shagged Spider-Man he'd be called Marry Jane

The English Brave

>Imagine actually supporting the kike ratfest that is kikenham
Truly one of the worst sports teams on the planet.

kyle walker regen

That's red on Cahill