But seriously though, who WILL portray him in the inevitable biopic? Spoof actors don't count...

But seriously though, who WILL portray him in the inevitable biopic? Spoof actors don't count, has to be someone capable of delivering an Oscar worthy performance.

Alec Baldwin is unironically the best choice

Tim Allen

it's never been a good portrayal or funny

he'd arguably be closer to the mark but not that good of an actor for serious roles

If he stays alive long enough I think he could play a very convincing Trump.

Baldwin doesn't even come close to the best SNL Trump impersonator

Fuggin forgot pic

Matt Damon for young Trump, and Jon Voight for old Trump

beat me to it

Older Paul Dano

seriously

Auuuuuuuggggghhhhhhh?

This

>eating pizza from the crust

Was it autism?

James Woods

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Yes it's why Sup Forums loves him

>eating the pizza from the crust first

jesus christ

The only choice

it was for a 30 sec ad that he probably got paid 1m for. you faggots would have done the same thing

everyone knows trump eats his pizza with a knife and fork

>Millennials don't remember when Stuffed crust was the coolest thing ever

Brendan Fraiser

>he never watched Home Alone 2 during Christmas dinner and watched the scene where Donald shows Kevin where the lobby is with his family
>he's never forced his parents to order a stuffed crust pizza after watching the commercial where Don says "You eat the crust first!"
>he's never watched the finale of Apprentice with all his siblings.

The Donald is both Sup Forums and Sup Forums incarnate.

Honestly he will be hitting a good age to hit prime time Don soon. Dye his hair bleach blond and he'd probably be golden. The mild psychopathic narcissism also helps.

this could actually work

brendan would have to wear a wig anyway

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I'm convinced Trump is not a human, but rather a member of an orange-skinned alien species that shares a common ancestor with humans. He was sent to Earth to infiltrate our government and bring the world to its knees, so that they will have no problem taking over the world. That's why he acts so weird: He's desperately trying to fit in so that we don't suspect anything.

>everyone knows trump eats his pizza with a knife and fork

I thought he was a friend of the blue collar, not an elitist prick who eats pizza like a snob

Dropped

>He's desperately trying to fit in so that we don't suspect anything.
Sounds more like Hillary to be honest

>le trump is orange meme

back2reddit

He's the closest lookalike i guess

Why is she so hot?

Martin Sheen, for you normies

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implying he can't be both

Do you think we are that much of plebeians?

he unironically is, you might be colorblind though, it's common in males

Don't you mean Ramón Antonio Gerardo Estévez you fucking plebeian?

Why is Baron always so apathetic

read his early bio (art of the deal)
He's the most human we have had in many decades.

aw look at little barron

>my feet hurt
>why is mommy wearing a sheet
>i wish i was playing minecraft

roastie detected

I'm convinced he's an angel or a demigod.

why be fat if you're an angel

hiding the wings

Matt Damon is too much of a manlet