ITT: we post five truths about true blooded Texans
> we love Texas more than America
> Brisket is part of the main food groups
> bow hunting deer and bow fishing gar is fucking fun
> rolls only no biscuits (unless with gravy)
> wolf spiders and brown recluses are fucking EVERYWHERE, so we don't sweat them.
BONUS!!!!
> Austin is a shit hole with shitty country and indie bands coming out every year
> football is the most important sport here next to NASCAR
I typed this while riding my buggy around town
Tyler Cox
Bump
> we hate all Californians
Noah Rivera
>>Sup Forums
Nathan Campbell
It's fucking hot here!!!
Christian Rogers
Dr. Pepper because fuck Coke, even those every soft drink is a type of Coke.
Chase Reed
Don't forget all the wonderful Mexicans taking over oh and that Houston is now called the fifth ward. Remember when they shipped all those negro's in after Katrina and they never left? And then there is west Texas might as well call it Mexico.
Brody Gonzalez
West Texas fag reporting in. Can confirm. Must. Build. Wall.
Matthew Reyes
>Dr. Pepper Every pipeliners I know drinks it that and monsters
Julian Martin
Where you at? I'm currently in Van Horn building a pipeline toward El Paso to sell natural gas to Mexico
Luke Miller
>old western downtown's are the best Central Texas reporting in. Pls build wall fast I'm going to be drowning in blue soon
Dylan Sullivan
I went to Houston once. I hope I never have to go back. 90° @ 90% humidity and nonwhites as far as the eye can see. It's terrible.
Julian Ramirez
Midland/Odessa area. I was working with one of the largest operators in the Permian back last year. Got laid off recently and can't find shit. The beaners working for all the service companies are fucking retards who cannot work safely.
Liam Jones
This.
Houston is so shit.
Wichita falls masterrace.
Easton Murphy
Austin fag here! Bush & Perry fucked this city up to the point of no return
Asher Cooper
We have a lot of problems with safety too. The contractors are using cheap labor mostly Mexican. I swear it's almost daily that one wrecks a truck, gets hurt or gets fired for failing a random
Caleb Reyes
Lubbock here,
Had to go to the DC area for work just recently. I want to go back already. I miss grid layout cities, and the roads are so much bigger in Texas.
Elijah Wilson
Mein negger
Jace Parker
I live south of Houston in a suburb I can confirm Houston's a total shit hole. Especially after it's best whiskey bar close there. Oddly enough there is a whole lot of Asians in Houston suburbs. So how bad is it pol that I have a crush on a blue eyed light skinned Mexican girl?
Julian Sullivan
Austin is shit, that is true. But I prefer baseball rather than NASCAR and football
Samuel Bell
I prefer NE but North Texas still best Texas
Logan Sullivan
>more than america That's fucking ridiculous, Texas has had help from the Union since before we even joined. I don't like this current Federal govt but I'm an American first and foremost. I do revel in the fact that Texas could conquer all of Central America, probably South America too, if it wanted to bust out nukes.
Samuel Miller
Whataburger and chick fil a are the only approved fast food joints
Owen Jones
Tech fag pls go
David Wilson
Pros: >good food >slutty women >low cost of living
Cons: >horrible weather. 90% humidity for 9 months out of the year >high obesity rate >too many religious people >dangerous drivers + poorly maintained roads
Daniel Evans
>It's only a matter of time before we take this cuck nation in the right direction, by force if necessary
Christian Morgan
this
Aiden Jenkins
Smoking a brisket as we speak!
t. Texan
Josiah Evans
>he likes America more than Texas
Get the fuck out
Luke Nguyen
Kek.
Nathaniel Cooper
>So how bad is it pol that I have a crush on a blue eyed light skinned Mexican girl? White hispanics are fine, last two girls I dated were white hispanics. One blond with blue eyes, other auburn hair and green eyes. qtπs for sure
Owen Turner
Thirty six year old native Texan, I only agree with the first (and I guess fifth) one but it's the most important so I'm not sweating the rest.
Wyatt Ortiz
wew lads
Juan Ward
> Austin is a shit hole with shitty country and indie bands coming out every year
Texan here. OP is a faggot and a shitposter! Austin is a shit hole of liberals.
Brayden Morris
Maybe you're right, now I just have to be not socially retarded so I can go out with the girl
Robert Russell
Fuck you
Carson Ramirez
Buid THE WALL........North of TEJAS
Jose White
Texas is love.
Noah Allen
45 elevated headed south taken from i-10 headed into town.
What's her kik doofus
Owen Morris
You know 5th ward is just a section of houston right. Theres a third fourth first and second. Also montrose which is basically San fran in houston, the really white rich area woodforest and the party club area midtown.
Leo Taylor
Texan here. Fuck niggers
Andrew Cook
DFW reporting in
Julian Diaz
>rolls only no biscuits
Confirmed for fake Texan. Buttermilk biscuits, wheat biscuits, biscuits and jam/preserves, I could go on.
Brayden Carter
All Native Texans report in
> Austin Reporting (sorry)
Carter Bennett
Fuck off Commiefornian
>implying the downfall of every western state and nation hasn't partially been attributed to their success.
Last thing we need is to advertise our state.
Ryan Cox
Pro to the con humidity toughens you up as you learn to deal with it
Isaac Gonzalez
Bastrop reporting in
Landon Morgan
>oh and that Houston is now called the fifth ward
There's multiple wards in Houston you uneducated fuckwit. Thanks for proving you know nothing about the 4th largest city in America.
Jose Robinson
Nice b8 faggot.
Brayden Ross
GIG 'EM AGGS!
Asher Hughes
North Houston here. Sure, downtown may have a lot of dindu Katrina transplants but you can avoid them if you know what you're doing. I love this city, used to hate it, but grew to love it. If you can put up with some hipster flavor, East End is the place to be.
Also it's hot as hell here, plz stop sun
Jackson Rogers
I live in suburbs to the West of Houston, and I have to say, desu, it's not that bad. Mostly white people, since property is so goddamn expensive around here. I'm also glad we have one of the largest medical centers to be proud of. It's good for my degree plan.
Do you think any of this will get better at some point? I think we are hosting one of the future Super Bowls pretty soon.
Luis Lewis
The hipsters ruined Austin all by themselves.
Kayden Ross
Have y'all found those lost pines
Mason Ross
Ayyyyyee Dallasbro
Dylan Butler
from flower mound, you?
David Collins
If by "better" you mean more expensive, then yes. Now that living "in the inner loop" is "cool & trendy" and now that Dallas is full of rich faggots and Austin is full of rich faggots with guitars, Houston will be ruined next. It's already happening with the hipsters pricing out Montrose and shit. East End & Third Ward are next on the chopping block.
TL;DR: Rich people ruin everything.
James Carter
San Antonio reporting in. Buc-ees a best.
Samuel Campbell
Best DFW here, fuck Dallas.
Colton Reed
I moved to Texas in April and it's pretty fucking based. Gun laws, everyone goes 85 on the interstate, not any niggers to speak of, fuckload of empty land to chill on. And my county has year round bowhunting so that's fucking rad. The heat doesn't really bother me because I'm from the south anyways. >who /texoma/ here
Levi Mitchell
18 years Hurst, 4 years college station, 14 years North Fort Worth/Keller reporting in.
Daniel Collins
I thought y'all had a 120 heat advisory this week?
Dylan Howard
fort worth has the worst little brother syndrome
Luis Allen
No the real estate developers did. They tore down all the rural parts of Austin and sold it to Californians who have totally fucked up the place with their douchebaggery and invitations to all Midwestern losers who want to pretend to be hipsters
Eli Mitchell
Kek, live just outside of beltway 8, I shall be spared the destruction for a bit longer, hopefully long enough that I can move to the mountains in North Carolina before everything turns to complete shit.
Christopher Sullivan
Fort Worth on numerous top 10 best cities to live in countrywide lists.
Isaac Cruz
210 here, can confirm op
Also want to add, we don't hate the legal mexicans because most of them work hard and raise their families with good christian or catholic values, plus they cook good and the women will ride your dick off
Lucas Murphy
dallas will always be better buddy :^)
that being said i really like fort worth and would rather be there than any other place in texas
Andrew Roberts
New Braunfels reporting in. I was shot in the back by NATO rounds in south america now I pop ecstasy all the time and play with the fun drugs
Adrian Ramirez
What's up, fellow spic?
Everyone in San Antonio is honorary Mexican/White interchangeably. Mexicans here are great.
Aiden Parker
HEB representan. Houston feels a bit like LA, I just don't see the "rich" affecting it as much. Too greasy, too much oil, too many people there already. I'm surprised Galveston hasn't been bought put by rich faggots though, all those nice Victorian homes for cheap.
Kayden Scott
I think the reason Austin was ruined has a lot to do with the size of the city itself. I went to UT 2009-2013 and that was the tail end of it getting bad. Nothing to do but expand north and south and push the minorities east of 35.
Point being, I think Houston is too big to fail in that way.
Easton White
>we love Texas more than America
This is very true. Fuck Uncle Sam.
Levi Cook
Was at a titty bar the other week and this one chick had cut off most of the bottom of a buc ees shirt and made it into a slutty stripper outfit, couldn't stop laughing
Camden Smith
>Van Horn
that place is a dump
Elijah Cooper
im coming to taxas soon! i will meet a couple nice small girls there! all we have over here a shitskins
Nicholas Turner
Laredo here.
Can't wait for the wall.
Cooper Anderson
in Texas everyone owns a gun
Jose Harris
Not much friend, just sitting around enjoying the fact I don't live in Austin.
Jose Green
Texas is the Bavaria of America, except instead of Muslims we have niggers from Katrina.
Mason Phillips
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
Justin Kelly
Part of it is the geography and the pre-existing "keep Austin weird" campaign. Austin straddles the beautiful Colorado river, has rolling hills and a near-tropical forest.
Charles Watson
Bush's and Cane's are better than that shithole chik-fil-a where the lettuce tastes like literal cardboard
Luke Gomez
We finally got buc ees in far north Fort Worth, hoping to see same idea implemented at Bucks cabaret soon.
Liam Perez
You fuckers are all over Irving and Las Colinas, we have enough Indians thanks.
Gabriel Cook
i agree with that user, canes is much better than chik fil a. and chik fil a is awesome.
Brayden Fisher
I'm with you, I love all 3. Cane's is best though.
Adrian Butler
Texas here
Can confirm.
Eli Cruz
We have enough poo smell from the Mexicans.
You have to go back, pajeet. Your curry stench is insufferable.
Brody Gray
It's a beautiful city, don't get me wrong. I miss it sometimes, but Houston is much more "authentic" if that makes sense.
Aiden Cox
muh 5 truths >no state income tax >highest number of fortune 500 companies >knows how to make chili >rainy day fund >has it owns electricity grid
Cameron Stewart
Nice 7evens cliff
Mansfield fag reporting in
Charles Rivera
I totally know what you mean, Austin feels like an upper class hipster commune, Houston feels like a gritty city with a personality.
You know why? Californians Aand West Coaster liberals. They have this atmosphere around them that infects wherever they are.
Wyatt Garcia
>yfw you don't live in Austin
Robert Nelson
I was given my grandparents house about an hour west of Amarillo. I'm currently living in Ca, but thinking about moving out to it. Just worried about finding work, since I have such soft hands.
Joseph Reyes
This man speaks truth.
I work at one of the Home Depots on the south side. Hispanics everywhere, but almost all of them have jobs even the illegals. And Wednesday enchiladas at The Curve are a state treasure.
Owen Ward
Thanks Chile
Colton Torres
>Houston feels like a gritty city with a personality.
That's what I love about Houston. And that's also why these motherfuckers who keep building $1 million town homes that look like minimalist garbage (knocking down warehouses and such in the meantime) make me sick.
Mason Jenkins
Woah home depot, no shit man. What store? I'm overnight freight at fair avenue.
Dominic Rodriguez
>Houston feels like a gritty city with a personality.
Very good way to put it. Houston has its fair share of California transplants (shit, I grew up in California - oil). But the size and nature of the city dilute them.
John Cox
Who Corpus here?
Literally ethnic border between Texas and New Texico.