> The bad guys are all white > The bad guys are all in their 20s > The bad guys have a magnificent new weapon that can destroy planets > A talking orange with googles > Supreme Leader Snoke = Emperor with a silly name > They use it to destroy a planet loyal to the rebels > The weapon has shields that can be destroyed by going down on the planet and disabling the shield generator > The epic villain wears a mask that distorts his voice and sadly, looks better with the mask on than without it. > The X-Wing pilots wear cheap outfits > The good guys can only destroy the weapon with an attack by X-Wings on the exact target > The X-Wings have to fly in a tight trench in order to reach their target > A bunch of monkeys could have written better dialogue > Bad CGI > The bad guys are all white
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Funny enough niggertrooper was probably the best new character despite the race mixing angle and the actor being an SJW. I hate the others more.
Kevin Thompson
you watched a leftists version of ANH made for children
Ian Roberts
This. The strong womyn hero annoyed me way more.
Austin Martinez
There's like one black guy in the entire movie and you're butt hurt because the bad guys are all white.
Chase Bennett
it's alright because the Empire is the only thing that was ever good about Star Wars.
Hudson Lewis
Adam driver is pretty cool as a person though. His character is autistic but he's an ex marine who does plays for vets and shit.
Chase Watson
I loved this movie, think of how many white girls watching this movie fell in love with the black storm-trooper. They portrayed him as a strong man able to think for himself.
Nathan Powell
You will certainly like Rebel One: Stronk independent womyn and minority squad vs. Ebil Whide Man Nazi!
We all love Jew Jew "this cast is too white" Abraham, don't we?
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Christian Sanchez
So is Triumph des Willens.
Jordan Morales
I enjoyed the first twenty or so minutes, everything had that classic Star Wars feel and I was enjoying myself, even Rey's character was completely fine. Then we get to Rey and Finn getting on the falcon and everything goes tits up and is no longer redeemable.
Daniel Morris
>yfw all the bad guys were white >yfw all the good guys are women, black, hispanic, ect. >yfw this was all according to the jewish plan to make whites feel guilty and to make white women want to racemix >yfw milions of young white males see this movie >yfw they can only identify with the bad guys and kylo ren because theyre white >yfw all the white kids grow up idolizing the first order >yfw the jewish plot backfires and teaches millions of white kids to love the idea of a new first order of all white blonde haired men and women >yfw i have no face because on mobile
Jayden Robinson
It felt like the whole movie was just going through the motions of the original Star Wars, just with some JJ Abrahms twists to make you think it was actually original.
It actually started getting boring towards the end because every bit seemed somehow pulled from ANH
Austin Ortiz
This
Ian Clark
It's worse than fan fiction.
>Well there's a villain... And it's Luke and Leias son! >Well there's a super weapon... And it's like a death star, but it's the size of a planet! And it IS a planet! And it feeds off of stars to power up!
You'd think that CONSUMING AN ENTIRE FUCKING STAR would be of greater danger to the galaxy than shooting a few fucking planets.
I mean jesus fucking christ. What the fuck.
And they specifically show that this weapon WILL consume an entire star. MULTIPLE stars even.
It's just terrible terrible writing. It doesn't even make sense.
Is Starkiller base mobile? It's a fucking planet. Can it traverse deep space without its atmosphere freezing out and killing all those trees we see in the movie?
How many shots can it take per star it consumes?
Do these faggots even realize how fucking big a star is compared to a planet?
If you ate the Sun you could probably destroy a million Earth sized planets.
Yet in the movie Starkiller base consumes an entire fucking star and manages to shoot a handful of planets.
It's just so fucking stupid. It's like a Pinky And The Brain tier super weapon.
Nathan Davis
Yeah the new movie was shit. For once op was right
Carter Roberts
I'm more pissed that I heard that Rouge One is being having reshoots because it was "too dark" and didn't have an "adventure feel" can they just make a mature R rates fucking star wars movie. Fuck just make one based on Boba Fett bounty hunting and give him a back story and talk about Mandalorians.
Brody Bell
>the stormstooper woman is the one that betrays the empire and gives the codes to the shield generator >the empire would've won if she simply said: "fuck you, I'm not giving the codes, kill me"
Nathan Gonzalez
That movie is going to be so bad the studio already recalled it for reshoots after their screening. Might end up finally killing this shit franchise.
A real Star Wars movie would have a victorious empire hunting down rebel scum terrorists, modeled after mudslimes and jews
Jaxson Baker
You watched The Return of the Jedi with a badass Riot trooper.
Zachary Gutierrez
>> The bad guys are all white true. but also only whites were capable ppl. nigger was depicted as a moron.
Gabriel Peterson
or a coward who needed the white girl to save her at every turn
Landon Campbell
The nigger is a simple foot solider, and somehow he knows where the weakest point of the whole planet is located at
It is so obvious, that even a mongo can follow this storyline
Angel Sanders
It never ceases to surprise me how people expected something good from Star Wars and Abrams. Star Wars hasn't been good since ESB and Abrams, like is buddy Lindelof is the kiss of death for any franchise.
Cameron Wood
>Finn >not Poe Dameron
Talk about having no taste. Finn is an insecure little baby who needs others to lead him. Poe is a confident, funny pilot that is a complete alpha.
Isaac Collins
Glory to the First Order!
Dominic Diaz
>Poe is a confident, funny pilot that is a complete alpha. this. "So I speak first or you speak first"
Camden Cox
I have decided to watch trash movies this weekend, Furious Seven is next in the queue
Wish me luck
Juan Jackson
Just watched this for the first time 2 hours ago. What a piece of trash it was. Jew Jew Abrams couldn't help himself. All that diversity bullshit was only a quarter of the reason it was bad
Isaiah Anderson
Sounds like you went in expecting good plot and dialogue. They just recycled the last movie (6) to push it out before Ford croaks. The seriously implyied Hitler-esque Nazi imagery with the bold red and white color in the speech scene right before the SS fires the zyklon cannon was pretty fucking ridiculous though. Jew Jew even went as far as putting the awful sounding 1940s megaphone effect on Goebbels.
If it makes you feel any better at least the nigger isnt the jedi and will go gay for the pilot. I also really enjoyed rei's smile, too kawaii desu.
The saber fight at the end really triggered me though. You can't just pick up a saber and beat a trained sith. Its a weightless blade made of pure energy. That part was just retarded.
All in all a solid 5/10
Blake Parker
That guy was hardly in the movie and I didn't find him all that compelling. Does he get some nuEU treatment that I'm not aware of?
Justin Hill
> The bad guys are all in their 20s
Thank you, I feel like you're the only person other than me who brought this up. I can't feel threatened by someone who looks like they just walked off the set of Harry Potter.
Nolan Wood
To be fair, Ren was seriously injured by Chewy's attack. Can you imagine the fucking effort he'd need just to keep upright, let alone force himself to move in a forceful manner in order to fight?
Blake Cook
I only watched the movie, but even in the short screentime he was given, he overshadowed everyone. Rei is too serious, Finn is too unsure, but Poe seems to have a good combination of courage, but using humour to handle scary situations.
Logan Stewart
It was at least creative how he beat his wound to channel the Dark Side
Michael Murphy
I never interpreted the scene like that, but it makes sense. I just imagined he did that to use pain as a sort of trigger to fight more fiercely.
Adam Taylor
the empire generals looked like fucking wankers
Cooper Bell
They literally recycled the plot from A New Hope.
Star Wars is literally going to shit thanks to the kikes at Disney shoving their progressive beliefs down everyone's throat
Blake Taylor
star trek sucks
Christian Carter
The point is, in the lore, it takes years of training to even begin to wield a saber in the most basic motions of sparring combat. Even wounded, Ren could have done a dozen things to exploit that and take off a hand or arm. Its a weighless blade that u cant touch yourself with even a tiny amount of pressure. In KotOR, mandalorians chopped their own arms off within minutes of sparring with actual sabers. The scene makes no sense on every level.
Lucas Nelson
It is the worst piece of garbage in the entire saga.
ANH was 100 times better, there was struggle, danger in it, the protagonists were mostly incompetent and that ended by the sacrifice of the most experienced and capable of them. The girl in the last movie(I already forgotten her name to place how bland she is) solved every fucking situation in the movie, she is basically Batman but without all the background training.
It is such an important part of the pop culture that there is political implication, by the way Star Wars always had political messages, especially Episode II and III. The sad thing is that we transitionned from movies who were a warning against tyranny and manipulation/false flags by politics to a piece of the most mediocre feminist propaganda possible ("GIRL POWER !").
Jayden Russell
I cringed at that.
John Cruz
>he's an ex marine wat
Connor Jones
Jacob is a nigger
Joseph Smith
Oh no guys you don't get it there are nig and female leads so you're racist and sexist if you don't like it
Jace Hill
I'm no nigger
Carter Nguyen
Go fuck yaself rick
Hudson Morris
Yeah the villains are always cooler, why do white people even complain?
Kevin Powell
Because they were based off the Nazis
Jaxson Morales
Story on your pic, who is that?
Carson Morris
I am best white of white mother FUCKER
Joshua Perez
But do you lift?
Hunter Thomas
I thought the movie was okay the day I saw it but in reflection I think the movie was bad.
John Carter
Disney stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as they could and before they even knew what they had. They patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunch box, and now they're selling it! They wanna sell it! What is so great about TFA? It is a violent, penetrative act that scars what it explores. What you call TFA, I call the rape of "A New Hope".
