College Football 2017 Season-Fun Edition

>Team
>Expectation
>Worst case scenario
>Say something nice about your rival
>Talk shit about your rival
>Favorite team besides yours
>Share your favorite CFB video
>No podcast or discord talk

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>VT
>Win the Coastal and proceed to get creamed by Clemson, FSU, or Louie-Ville
>Lose to Miami, GT, Duke, UNC, and Pitt
>UVA has got a decent BBall program
>UVA is full of stuckup old money English and Law major preps who wear frat suits to football games and is dogshit for literally anything else (and now they have to deal with the fallout of those protests as freshmen are moving in LMAO)
>My Dad moved to Utah so... Utah Utes?

youtube.com/watch?v=8GKmkD1pUG0

>Texas
>10-2
>5-7 again
>OU still has Baker "Autismo" Mayfield
>OU will get skullfucked at the Red River Shootout
>Texas State
>youtube.com/watch?v=LdiAkFeBgPw

>Bama
>National title redemption
>Less than 10 wins, no SEC title
>We have none
>We have none
We single handedly destroyed the University of Florida as a football program and made Tebow cry, that truly is a beautiful thing. Not unlike OSU or OU obliterating the programs of Miami or FSU respectively for more than a decade after their national title games.
youtu.be/hVMV_fig6hM

I lived in Gainesville during that time getting masters. I remember before the game started all around campus people were excited and arrogant they were going g to win. By half time I went to Jimmy John's and everyone at the Swamp outside was quietly sitting with mild concern but oh man after it was over I went for a walk around campus and the dead silence was beautiful. Just absolutely beautiful. Then I remember sitting late that night finishing some work and heard rumors from my roommates that Urban Meyer had to be hospitalized. I knew he was fucking out of there that moment. Maybe not physically but mentally he was done.

>Mfw sitting in mother's getting a drink the night ESPN announced Urban Meyer was taking the OSU job in 2011 and all the gator fans started taking down all the urban memorabilia and shitting on his legacy, everyone REEEEEEEEEEing

>WVU
>Anywhere from 8-4 to 11-1 depending on qb
>6-6
>Pitt has a nice stadium
>Pitt will never be relevant in any sport ever again
>probably michigan state or Texas
youtu.be/tgpnVQ1WhGE
>LIKE A RUNAWAY BEER TRUCK

>FSU
>Win the ACC, appear in the playoff at least
>Fail to even appear in the ACC Ship game, lose to Florida on their pissturf
>I respect what Miami was able to do in their prime considering their size relative to other big name programs of the day.
>The weather stripping around UFs windows are so shit, the labs I worked in for 3 years, you simply couldn't perform experiments during the summer, that's how awful the university is
>Georgia Tech since that's where I got my PhD, they were fun to watch and gave us Charles Kelly (but if he doesn't perform this year with that talent he needs to go)
>one of my all-time favorites youtu.be/FgnTET39zwU

>Team
ECU
>Expectation
A bowl game
>Worst case scenario
Winless The OOC schedule is the hardest in all of college football. The only guaranteed win is Uconn, and even that's an unknown with their new coach.
>Say something nice about your rival
NC State finds a way to never have a bad season
>Talk shit about your rival
NC State always finds a way to never have a great season
>Favorite team besides yours
Navy
>Share your favorite CFB video
Summers was a beast at ECU; it's unfortunate that he was there during a down era in the program's history. The second run here is a favorite of mine:

youtube.com/watch?v=in1bG8hvGyY

Boomp

>USC
>11-1, natty
>9-3, minor bowl game
>We don't have any "rivals" who are even decent this year, they've done all the shit-talking themselves
>Purdue (mom's alma mater)
>Link related
m.youtube.com/watch?v=RcLOVX0lDNk
This is now a /CFP/ thread, you cannot post unless your team is in the top 4

>Back

Texas
Florida

9 wins
SEC champ

6 wins
SEC champ loss again

Their girls swallow

Chokelahoma once lost a bowl on a hook n ladder then statue of liberty to Boise fucking state
Criminoles

Ohio State (Meyer)

youtu.be/N2OoF5pmPvw

>Team
The Ohio State University Buckeyes of Ohio
>Expectation
With JT Barrett: top 25 Without JT Barrett: National Champions
>Worst case scenario
Don't finish in top 10
>Say something nice about your rival
impossible
>Talk shit about your rival
worthless pieces of shit that can burn in a fire
>Favorite team besides yours
Washington Huskies
>Share your favorite CFB video
youtube.com/watch?v=i1xlg3SWDsk

>Ell Ayy Tech
>11-1
>7-5
>USM has arguably the best G5 stadium
>They are going to go downhill without Mullens at QB. Also, that town is full of dindus
>Boise Stronk
>youtube.com/watch?v=kZRLZAqPYH0&t=125s

>Boise Stronk

Dat G5 solidarity doe.

They're also in my top 5 favorite teams:

>ECU
>Navy
>App State
>Boise State
>Eastern Michigan

There literally isn't a single P5 team that I have fond feelings for.

>EMU
interesting

Navy is my 3rd favorite. I usually stick to G5s cause comfy.
I have a soft spot for all NC schools since my dad is from there. Except UNC. They can burn

>Except UNC. They can burn

UNC is a "LOVE 'EM" or "FUCKING DIE" school, there is no in between.

EMU because they're the only other "East" directional school, and their gray field looks cool on TV (kind of like Boise's blue field). Also I just needed a team to like in the midweek MACtion in the fall.

USM's stadium is great. Looks like Colorado State's brand new stadium might top it, though.

>Colorado State's brand new stadium

>building a stadium with under 50k capacity

Looks like CSU is comfy with being in a P4 conference :^)

thats what i was thinking. didn't want to take the USM spotlight in saying one of the few nice things i will about them lel. CSU's stadium is real nice

>Looks like CSU is comfy with being in a P4 conference :^)

Ugggguuuuuuu~

**G4

>I'm not very good at throwing shade while drinking.

At what university would he coach?

Your favorite team

Haskins, Burrow or Martell?

>Penn State
>12-1, NY6 Win
>7-5, losses to Nebraska, Iowa, Pitt, UM, and blown out by OSU
>Their secondary has improved this
>Pitt hasn't been relevant since Reagan was president
>Temple
>youtube.com/watch?v=aoMmbUmKN0E