You wake up in 1500's Europa

You wake up in 1500's Europa

Invade Poland

You're our subject, you fucking vatnik moron.
That's a really nice map OP. Where did you get it?

I kill all white people.

R*ddit

>that ""Germany""
kek

Like everyone from here , I go to Italy to kill frenchies

Destroy the H*psburgs

Save Italia from French opression

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I'M TURKMEN
KURDISH SUBHUMAN

Oppress the irish

Gladly become a subject of the Ottoman Empire

>Be Mameluk Empire
>Be cucked by the Ottomans in literally 1 year

We were meant to be under the Ottomans

Mameluk were incompetent

>wake up in germany
>freak out bc germs gonna get DPed by prussians and austrians
>move to southern france
>start trading empire

are you a cute girl?
doesn't matter, i want sum fuk

Polebro, how did you empire get ruined? It was so big.

>DPed by Prussians
>1500
American education

hes a guy.

Disgusting desu, there is no mighty Alania in it anymore.

start killing wh*te people.

this plus fuckload more

VIVA LA REINA!

Invade Scotland.

Either brings new technology and science or get lynched/turned into a slave for being pajeet

R*ssians and G*rmans.

Also hohol chimpouts.

kill as many dirty sw*des as i can

Live a happy life wirh my Habsburgs friends and tell them to stay away from Spain.

we netherlands nao

Gay desu

well seems like im in austro-hungary

>tfw found the Habsburg

i will live hundreds of years amigo

Don't worry m8, there's no need for you to eat bland food just cuz the Ottomans won't sell you any pepper.
If you got the coin, I got this exquisite merchandise you can browse at will, I got them spices and this fine marroquinarie, you want drugs? Aith got it right here, let's have some tea, here's a golden spoon, go ahead pore in as many sugar as you like.

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free catalonia

Also I would make sure the Saudis would never exist