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>The drug JDS failed for has shown up in tainted supplements and medications, including in legal painkillers
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>Former bellator lightweight champ Michael Chandler just challenged Rory Macdonald to a fight later this year
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>Ngannou calls out Overeem for short notice fight at UFC 215
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>JDS talks failed drug test
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Sorry to use drumpf gif but
was posted on general first :^)

>14 hrs ago

is this the thread?

it doesnt feel like this is the thread.

SAY IT WITH ME YANKS:

OIRISH

BALLS

There are more people of Irish descent in America than Ireland.

>be burger
>be 0.0002% Irish

>OLE OLE OLE OLE
>THAT FEEL WHEN GUINESS RIGHT LADS???
>HAHA ITS PROBABLY MY IRISH TEMPER! HAHA
>GOD I am SO fucking IRISH

>le cody is good meme
He's gonna get exposed by the snek

WHERE /TMT/ AT?

$500 McGregor to win round 2 knockout. Jesus christ the reaction from every nigger on twitter will be glorious.

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Whose your fav. woman fighter? UFC or Invicta or LFA.

OIRISH BALLS

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Ronda

How was this even a debate. He fucking goes limp and wasnt defending himself

Doesn't appear that way to me.

Are you stupid?

Grow up.

Wait are you serious? Is this a meme to deny it? Look at his fucking arms and eyes the dude was beyond done

Calm down Micheal and get your laundry ready for when your mom drops by your van for your dirty socks you fucking bum.

Are you seriously stupid?

Speaking of temper

If yamasaki wasn't a shit tier ref he'd have waited 0.5 seconds and hippie boy woulda been out

which WMMA fighter is your boy?

I mean I guess. He was going out regardless I dont know why people are so assmad about this

Rewatching the Nate vs Conor Twenty/20 on fight pass and am still so confused how anyone with more than two brain cells wouldn't call that a clear 48-47 for Conor.

Trowbridge is a fucking hack and shouldn't judge fights ever again.

Rose Namajunas

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is he really gonna walk out with fucking CW belts

He'll probably have is entourage hold them as he walks out.

Doubt he actually brings them in the ring or holds them or anything, just more entertainment and bragging to the crowds.

DAMN, Joanna looks like THAT?

Almost doesn't even look like her. Just goes to show how good she already looks without makeup. Homos need not respond.

the fuck they did to her face, it's even worse

Slutmode JJ doesn't have shit on slutmode clawja

Her nose and mouth are a real problem but that pussy must be like a vice grip fuuuu

looks like shit

Just wait till the long latex boot pics come out

looks like a pornwhore

Uhh.. They made her face even worse bro.

You've tickled my interest fella

They're on her instagram story

What did he mean by this?

I have no idea how that shit works. Just checked her IG but can't see anything fun

Wake up Floyd. It's all over.

is goober a /heem/ster?

need to check it out on the mobile app my man. Stories are not available on the pc version.

Now where have I seen this get up before....

Get on mobile and click the little joanna circle at the top

I'm going to download the app just for this.

For sure my guys, half-consciously flailing your arms around like Stephen Hawking just saw a ghost is the surefire choke defense.

Are you stupid? Grow up.

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>admitting to watching blacked

Also, that's not the same getup you blind, retarded cuck.

For anyone wondering, I saw this a long time ago and was astonished so I researched it to see if it was true and it actually is totally accurate.

>What did he mean by this?
generating hype

She doesn't seem too happy about them lmao

I don't know enough about american culture and classes but aren't they all like this because they are all poor and living in shit neighbourhoods where they don't have a choice but to be gang bangers.

In aus most of the abo's are borderline savages because they have a culture of unemployment and mooching and don't even try to change and despite that they get free money for being natives.

I dunno if it's the same thing for blacks/hispanics or if they are just fucked by circumstances.

Holy fuck why did they do this to her.

>Racist facts

nice racism, racist

These. These are hate facts. Delete immediately.

Ya dude, they go around killing each other in record numbers every year because they are poor. There are absolutely zero poor white people who live in shitty neighborhoods. Da white man keepin em down, oppressed for 300 years, yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah.

turby lol at least keep it mma related

I haven't seen the fight and I can't fight it online

How the fuck did Mayhem Miller submit Sakuraba?

Who is your second favourite female fighter?

Have you wished Yaya happy birthday yet?

Happy birthday Yaya

>qt
looks like a dude to me

Look at that jaw, neck, face width, musculature

>anavar shoulders
pass

Wow Trump was right Mexicans DO like to rape.

>tfw yaya will never sex bully you

heem me

idk what you mean

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Way to not even answer the question whilst doing your best /ppl/tard impression

Why are hardcore conservatives so defensive, just as bad as the easily triggered lefties.

I mean it's completely disproportional the amount of rape they do.

calendarni**er nobody cares about wmma fighters they all look like dudes

I know that feel

leave him alone man he's lonely

Who?

jesus. this bitch has awoken a dormant part of me that wants to act helpless while being toyed with and emasculated, i want to scream no while she puts my orgasming penis inside her with no protection

"Nooo! You can't do that, you'll get pregnant!! NOOO STOP STEALING MY SPERM!!"

looks like she's punching with limp hands

ROASTIE

>how do you wanna look
>have you seen Pretty Woman
>say no more senpai

She's 5'4 m8. She can't rape you unless you're manlet skellington

Nah

why do these mma girls have such nice asses

i watch the olympics every year and most athletes have flat asses (except maybe beach volleyball but they're not really athletes)

what makes fighting such a bubble butt magnet

mmmmmm

dennis siver is about that height and he could rape brock lesnar

thanks for ruining my fantasies. being tall but beta is the worst

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looks like a boy who accidentally took some estrogen pills

Kailin-Curran-Leaked-10-t(...).jpg

You are severely misinformed friend. Beach volleyball has the worst asses in all of sports. Those chicks are stick figured with a few chicks with some bunda. Indoor volleyball has way more bunda. Also sprinters have bunda, bike sprinting has best bunda of any sport, low weight class oly lifting has bunda, diving bunda, wrestling bunda. there's plenty of bunda at the Olympics

Have you heard of Megan "Skyscraper" Anderson

watching blacked is literally one of the straightest things a man can do

The 100m sprinters' bundas are fucking out of this world. They all seem so thicc around that area.

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HNNNNNNNNNNG

What rap video is this?

forgot the e, lad.