WTF
WTF
Liam Young
Brandon Phillips
In the name of science, I will poke this possibly hostile alien lifeform!
Easton Thomas
In the name of science I will stick my face above this egg shaped thing that just opened up!
Mason Jackson
Wait till you see how much more shit can be added to the script.
t. Scott
Evan Kelly
>oh look, a cute penis snake
>ew, oh no, its an ugly vagina snake
>shit, gotta keep trying to touch it else that guy will think I'm gay
Kevin Collins
>there are people who post-mortem defend and shill for this piece of shit flick
Jonathan Richardson
>Quarantines are for fags!
Nathan Reyes
The difference is that Kane wasn't a biologist.
Landon Collins
Biology isn't a science. It's a glorified animal lovers club.
Kayden Reyes
I enjoyed this post
Jacob Nguyen
KANE LIVES
PEACE
THROUGH
POWER
Asher Perez
>two DUDE WEED LMAO characters in an alien movie
It actually ended pretty realistically for them.
Jace Miller
>our sensors say the air is breathable! Surely it will be safe to take our helmets and gloves off in this totally unknown alien vessel, there is no risk of undetectable pathogens or parasites at all!
Xavier White
So you know this movie will have about 4 alien scenes right? Get ready for disappointment again.
John Watson
I disagree. Actually getting stoned in that environment would be goddamn terrifying. They would probably try to find the most featureless room and cower in a corner until morning.
Asher Turner
The film really separates the men from the autists.
James Flores
BAZINGA XD
Gavin Morgan
>Biology isn't a science. It's a glorified animal lovers club.
Only half of them, other half is sadists who love to cut up things
Elijah Cooper
How many movies have a chick running from a collapsing spaceship after she just had an emergency c-section to get rid of her inkling baby which kills a progenitor of the human race?
Josiah Turner
>anus cobra
Ethan Hughes
Why did they get a geologist who's a total pussy?
Connor Williams
Ridley lost the plot unfortunately.
Thank god he is off Bladerunner.
Robert Hughes
The biologist was the pussy. The geologist was that hardcore dude with tats and a mohawk.
Thomas Johnson
>Goes in a mission to search for alien life
>Pussies out when he finds a dead alien
Yeah, hardcore
Jeremiah Brown
You make that contradictory, convoluted catastrofuck look way too good.
Kevin Cooper
>pussies out
That wasn't part of his job description. It was actually alpha of him to get up in Noomi's face like that and take off.
Cameron Powell
>Not part of the job description
Did you forget the briefing where Noomi and disposable white male 1 told everyone that it was?