Hey, female user! Want to come over to my house and watch a movie?

>Hey, female user! Want to come over to my house and watch a movie?
>Sure! Netflix or Amazon?
>n-no. I'm going to waddle over to my television and clumsily try to plug in my laptop to the back with an HDMI cord, while frantically searching my overloaded torrent folder for the one patrician movie I think you might like (you won't), forgetting the fact that the resolution I downloaded the film to watch on my laptop will look like shit on my television, and also forgetting to hide the copious amounts of zoophilia and scat porn I have strewn about my desktop like some sort of hoarder of delinquency
>I think I'm just going to leave user.

And this is why you should just get Netflix, guys.

Don't watch movies like this unless you want to die alone.

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i never downloaded porn
i have lolicon folder though

When I started dating my gf, I only used my laptop with HDMI cord. It worked great because I always had it set up before she arrived and I used a wireless mouse to start the movie/pause so I didn't have to get up.

>implying I don't have a dedicated htpc that I can do whatever the fuck I want on
>implying you shouldn't kill yourself
>implying I didn't get dubs

>not having a usb stick with films on that you can just put into your dvd player

It's also off-putting having 2 screens so don't even do this when you are alone.

Not having Netflix is like sending a girl green text bubbles on her iPhone.

She will literally be disgusted by you and never see you again.

You did not get dubs

>implying a girl would ask which platform you gonna use to watch a movie

Lmao op is a virgin

when me and my gf hooked up for the first time, it was right after watching family guy on my laptop screen
to each their own

The hilarious thing about this is a girl invited me back to hers for "movies" a while ago and she had the exact laptop/TV/Torrent setup you're describing, the torrents were YIFY too, so you bet they looked like shit on her TV, the difference being she just kept her laptop plugged into the to the whole time.

She wasn't even a nerd, she passed as any classic basic suburban white girl.

More people would use Netflix if their library wasn't complete horseshit

wtf I hate hdmi now?!

>implying a girl would even notice the method of movie watching
>implying a girl would even remember the name of the movie 10 minutes after it's over

>like sending a girl green text bubbles on her iPhone.
i actually don't know what that means

What kind of shitty laptop doesn't turn off it's screen when plugged into a tv?

>Implying that my subscriptions to Netflix, Hulu and Crunchyroll combined are more expensive that my daily breakfast

>hey every decision i make is weighed upon if a girl would like it or not - you

Here's a protip for you. Press Windows key + P and select second screen only. Boom. Laptop screen is now off.

Heh, not a problem for me since I use blurays

>it's a "Sup Forums virgin seeks his validation from women" episode

All of them

why do you even come here if you're computer illiterate?

i have an external 6tb hd hooked up to my tv by usb, which you can just access directly through your smart tv controls

get with the times pleb

netflix only has a couple of exclusives worth watching and you can download all of them in HD in an afternoon

...

>it's a "Sup Forums virgin seeks his validation from women" episode

>female user

...

Most girls I know stream their shitty tv shows in a browser, at like 240p, from extremely shady ad-ridden websites, on their old crummy laptops. They honestly don't care about any of this stuff.

Did you seriously just copy my post from another relevant thread and make it into a completely random separate thread? Why?

>i have an external 6tb hd hooked up to my tv by usb

That drive is going to die pretty fast because TVs have shit power management for drives.

Enjoy

If you've already gotten a girl to come to your house alone without the use of alcohol, you've already won. Doesn't matter how you watch your capeshit with her.

kek
i wonder if girls have ever not replied to me in the past for texting them from a non-iphone phone

no, it has a power adapter, but good try

this

>plug my hdmi and my desktop is now shown on the big tv screen
>she sees my BLACKED folder

once they are at your house watching movies they already know they are getting fucked, dumbasses.

You guys just sit around on the couch snuggling with random friends who don't live with you who you aren't fucking?

think with your head you idiots.

If anything my advice is clean your car up nice when you pick her up the first time and armour-all the dashboard. That means no old fish fillet wrappers and crushed monster 24oz tall boys.

Women know nothing about cars so merely being clean and shiny will be enough for a good first impression.

Oh and don't get the door for her that's edgelord shit she knows how to work a handle.

Doesn't matter if it does. It will shutdown constantly, killing the drive heads and rendering it a brick in a matter of months.

It's a ticking time bomb. Enjoy.

These threads are some impressive shilling, it almost passes for genuine Sup Forums shitposting. Netflix should pay this guy double for work of this quality.

>Hey, female user! Want to come over to my house and watch a movie?
>Sure!
>Alright I'll just simply plug this in, click the file, are we're off!
>Great!

>she sees my BLACKED folder

"Hmm, only 120 gigs? This is much smaller than mine at home!" She's laughs in your face and then leaves. Your insufficient amount of interracial porn as once again cost you sex.

>she becomes visibly aroused
>everything turned out better than expected

>proceeds to call her bull
can it get any more fun?

Why don't Apple push this more in their marketing campaigns?
>If you don't have an iPhone, girls won't like getting messages from you.
Like, this honestly explains why all those girls never messaged me back.

I just download movies and shows to my flash drive and plug it directly into the Sup Forums, it's like two seconds of work

what's a good and safe way to store your movies? I've used external drives as of now but surely there must be dedicated things around?

that worked only probably because she was 12

Burn onto disks

aaaand my muscle memory has grown so used to typing Sup Forums that i'm using it inapproprietly, jesus christ i need to get off this board

you do realise you're subconciously entitling them to that by calling your PHONE a "non-iphone phone"

>He doesn't have Kodi with the Exodus add on basically allowing you to watch practically anything with a pleasing interface to do it in.

Yikes, user. If you're going to stream and need a pretty interface to browse around in that's the answer. There are still better options than Netflix if all you want is to stream.

>Like, this honestly explains why all those girls never messaged me back.
yeah, that's the reason user
;)

so the premise of this story is that you're too retarded to plug a laptop into a tv, do a search in a folder, or save porn somewhere besides your desktop?

>oh you wanted this movie?
>yeah can you get it?
>uhhhh I need to go to this site and find seeders
>what are you talking about?
>I need to go to the pirate bay and find a good file with enough seeders
>um ok I guess whatever that means
>ok I got a torrent with enough seeders but its going to take half an hour to download
>um yeah user I don't really feel like watching a movie anymore. I'm gonna go home ok?
>what, seriously?
>byeeeeeeeeee! [goes out your front door]

And then she texts her friends about how weird you were and they tell her not to go to your place anymore.

this. although you have to avoid .mkv and .avi files, and basically anything that's not .mp4

>burning nearly 300 movies on disks

wake me up

most people in europe use andriod

depends on your television, mine can read mkv and even wmv. doesn't read flv though, why the fuck do people make torrents of those?

Use proper NAS with an OS that knows how to manages your drives like FreeNAS or those Synology NAS. Or just make sure to manage your external drives with Windows, Mac or Linux manually so they don't park the heads constantly and you end up with a dead drive.

Fucking degenerate.

>downloading high quality
>not streaming in 480p quality on your laptop screen so that you have to huddle close together to see the film
haha, no wonder you guys never get laid

>not using an Android box on your TV with Kodi or VLC or MXPlayer

use a fucking hard drive, fag.

literally virgin. You and who ever claims this to be true.

This only happens if you are ugly and not confident.

Pretty boys like me can pirate as much as we want and girls comment at how nice the movie looks.

Unless the chick is utterly retarded.

My gfs have always asked me to teach them how to torrent, what torrents to chose, etc.

Stop trying to get on tards and then get salty on Sup Forums.

>>t. Virgin

>netfux shills

what if the fucking net goes down?
you call the support, right, because youe so dumb you cant DL shit but have to spoonfed yourself with buying shitty services

>My gfs have always asked me to teach them how to torrent, what torrents to chose, etc.

This is how I know you're a NEET who has never gotten laid.

Im not going to tell you how to live your retarded life. but if you are so self conscience about watching movies. Before she comes over, sign up for the free trial, then cancel it after she leaves to see someone else.

>faggots who point out their repeating digits but only get singles
With this sort of incompetence, it's no wonder it's so rare to witness cherished trips

/thread

>dating a complete retard

In what way?

reporting this to FBI

Normie pls. Autists would have everything ready half an hour before she arrived.

You really must be a basement dweller if you don't realize torrents are mainstream as fuck now. There have been plenty of times where I'm with a chick and we torrent a movie we want to watch when it's not available on Netflix or Amazon prime

Until she wants another movie and you have to look for YIFY files on poorate bay

I've had the same experience as him with plenty of girls as well. I'm also handsome and a college graduate without girl trouble

>if you don't realize torrents are mainstream as fuck now

maybe for you and your poorfag sister and mother

Things were so much better when Demonoid and Kickass Torrents were still around

Plex

most guys who buy apple aren't interested in girls :^)

are there people on this board who don't have a home cinema PC hooked up to their 50' tv with sonarr that automatically downloads tv/film from private trackers and is controlled by their laptop or tv remote?

god I hate how many normies lurk here now

I go to ucla. Leave your basement and talk to other human beings once in awhile. You will be amazed how different reality is from the deranged bitterness and detachment you experience on Sup Forums

>not impressing the bitches with a RPI and osmc
Women like interfaces. They decide what they want to watch simply by the cover of the movie, the actors or categorie(which you can all see with one press inside of Kodi)
Then you can also show off that tiny board which creates all the "magic" and they think you are a fucking wizard

>Kickass Torrents were still around

torrentfreak.com/kickasstorrents-brought-back-to-life-by-original-staffers-161216/
torrentfreak.com/kickasstorrents-brought-back-to-life-by-original-staffers-161216/
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Were you in a coma or something?

Just haven't torrented anything in a while. I have quite the backlog. Thanks for the news.

because you are a fatfuck and your breakfist costs as much as a 5 people family's breakfast

Mate you are an idiot, I go to one of the top universities in Europe in my field, daddy is rich, and have dated chicks that kids like you jerk off to.

I usually don't even bother typing here, just scroll for movie banter but whatever, got minor triggered by idiots in this thread.

Women are plebs, all my girlfriend ever wants to watch is 20-minute comedy shows, my mother only watches tear-jerking oscarbait "life dramas" and my sister watches reality tv.

just...fuck it all to hell, i've seen the office so many times now i want to punch Jim in his huge nose

Find higher tier women and stop being a whiny bitch.

Wanna know how I know you're a fag and a virgin?

>wanting to spend your entire life with someone who cares how you watch movies

Thats the real pleb opinion here. I'd rather die alone than deal with someone who is that much of a cunt.

Are you dumb or something? Girls are actually impressed by computer skills, like they are with pretty much any skill. Thing is, you can have advanced computer knowledge without being a sperg, in which case you wouldn't make it with Netflix either.

My gf also wanted me to teach her how to torrent stuff.

>not using Whatsapp
This place is full of plebs

Just give up bro... not your day today, go be sad elsewhere.

Good try, I have ITX build plugged to my TV only used to watch movies on. And she will love the hundreds of old westerns I have on it, that's for sure.

Go back to bed shitlord

-no blueray, no lap, no smart tv, no cable, only led tv and ps4
-invite girl to watch movies
-watching public tv channels
-we don't care, we are fucking

Tfw i don know how to greentext

you have to go back

You get to prep the bull

iPhones show messages from android phones in green bubble while the ones sent from other iPhones are blue.

Seriously apple knows their userbase, that's one thing you can be sure of.