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Maid edition

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AND THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

Good edition

>depends
On what, I will do literally anything desu

All me edition

What are you on about? This isn't Vienna

HOLY SHIT. I didn't even claim their throne!

how i feel about it when I get the outfit in I guess. I'd want to ask my bf first too

>cares more about the real bf than me
oh I see how it is...

well he might not fuck me for a few days if I post myself without telling him first

>only cares about the dick
>doesn't care about cuddles

Wow, you just got cucked

You really are the biggest tease around aren't you.
DONT REMIND ME

sorry...

Make sure your bf knows who important those pictures are too a certain person...
If he still denies you, then he is too heartless to be your bf anyway.

I'll let him know

Send help, lads. They're allied to Russia too...

Thanks Honey!
Just don't invade in winter, you'll be fine.

Still going to take a while for me to find one and for them to deliver it

ohh you haven't ordered one yet?
If you want I can look through any ones you are considering to find the cutest one.

At least I have 2 PUs and am allied with Austria and Czechy. We might have a chance to end this unholy alliance and restore Carpathia.

I want to keep it a surprise

0w0
l-lewd
You really are the ultimate tease

All this attention the yank is getting is making me want to dress up like a girl as well

it's a shame I don't have any female clothes around because I'd probably make a passable trap

Push the turks out of the Balkans

>making me want to dress up like a girl as well
I really like it desu

I'll buy you some desu

Take a long hard look at yourselves (not the yank, because he's a genuine homo) first it was gay roleplay, now you're dressing up as girls.
Where does it end?
I'm concerned for you all.

If it doesn't end in a gay cross-dressing orgy I will be sorely disappointing.

It's okay because it's ironic

If it does end in a gay cross-dressing orgy, then I'll be sore

I bet you would be

Is it?
Is it really?

It's just a bit of fun, I'm still totally straight though

It's fun, but I'm probably alot gayer than I was before.

...

Eh I suppose you're not hurting anyone.
As long as you're all happy, having fun and don't do anything you'll regret.

Lost the war and like 8 provinces desu.

you win some, you lose some.

me on the left
hmm... I bought a butt plug because of it, it hasn't arrived yet and apparently that doesn't make me gay.
Lets see if I will regret that.
>losing to roaches
Not good enough

>Lets see if I will regret that.
Only one way to find out.

I've never used a buttplug

It was only a small one, and it cost me so little even if I don't enjoy it and throw it away it will be worth just for the knowledge.
I read online that you can't expect to ever have anal (with a girl or otherwise) if you aren't prepared to try it out yourself which seems fair enough to me.
hm

>hm
w-what?

I was just surprised is all.

didn't really get the point of them is all

I see

ok...

Is something wrong?

idk

Better luck next time
>butt plug
Could be fun, but I'd imagine cleaning it would be awful

>I'd imagine cleaning it would be awful
Not if your diet isn't shartmart tier desu

Next time I'll have a bunch of stupid bonuses and will be controlling Polska's army instead of the AI.

I think you do it after a shower, there isn't really a mess.

>5 ip's

Finally
We've been waiting for you all day!

Not many balts here

quite literally all me

Ah hello, did you try out FGO?

I haven't because when launching it on my android it closes down after some loading every time I try it I've read it that it might be because the phone is too shitty to handle it so yeah...

Sorry to hear that. What phone might it be?
Is it rooted?

>What phone might it be?
Samsung GT-I9105P I don't really use phones do I never needed a better one lol
>Is it rooted?
Nah

WHY

It's a decent phone, outdated but decent. Yeah the problem you have with it is too little ram. Game requires 2GB of ram to run.
If you wish to play this game on the PC there is a "reddit thread" where someone got the game fully working using mEMU(an android emulator for pc)

At least it'll take up the full combat width

>Yeah the problem you have with it is too little ram. Game requires 2GB of ram to run.
Yep
>If you wish to play this game on the PC there is a "reddit thread" where someone got the game fully working using mEMU(an android emulator for pc)
Yeah, I really want to play it, I will have to try it out thanks

HUGE coalition just formed, I joined, Austria declared war, RUSSIA DID NOT JOIN. OTTOMANS GOING DOWN BABY

Right, look for "modified memu image with F/GO NA preloaded" at google. You will land on the thread and all the info is there. Hope you get it all going. It's a wonderful game and most enjoyable.

Thanks

Ok.

Alright got the Japanese version working lol

DEVLET THIS

Layin' in the cut

Nani?

...

Cold kickin' it nigga.

god I wish that was me
ahh I see

Starting to actually get kind of tired of seeing him.

>draw girl
>call it boy
Why wouldn't you want to see him?

>him.
Is this cartoon girl actually a man?

pic
Yeah, there's an overload due to the anime.

I wish Japan and American would stop trying to make me want to have sex with boys, but I guess its too late.

Japanese version of what?

Yes.

As long as you don't see the dick, he looks 100% like a flat chested girl.

But just knowing there's a feminine dick under there makes him that much cuter...

I know.

Hey :)
Fate/Grand Order

...

I won't deny it.

What are you having for dinner ?

Spicy egg noodle soup or baked beans.
You choose.

Ohayou
How are you going to play it without knowing the language?
my.mixtape.moe/wbsbjm.webm

>Spicy egg noodle soup
This.

Nice Miku
Its quite easy there's very few buttons and you can just use the pastebin in the /fgog/ on /vg/

Excellent, I was hoping you would choose that.

Never had it before 2bh.

I just put Asian packet noodles and a couple eggs with some spices and Soy sauce in a large cup, then add boiling water and microwave for 1:30
Best tasting meal you'll ever get with minimal effort and mess.

:)
Oh, I see, it must be pretty easy then
my.mixtape.moe/zdgqss.webm

That's some good music
>Oh, I see, it must be pretty easy then
Yep

I think so too :)
Is it harder than the previous Fate mobile game? (I forgot it's name)
my.mixtape.moe/pbhhtk.webm

:)
>Is it harder than the previous Fate mobile game? (I forgot it's name)
No idea never played any other fate mobile game desu