What did he mean by this?

What did he mean by this?

That he is too humble to ever be a Galactico/Real Madrid player

did he had a nose job?

Wow... I'm not gay, but...

he looks like a somewhat masculine woman, so...

...

Thanks asshole, now I'm gay again.

post sergio's

looks like it

>you now remember that Vanderlei Luxemburgo brought Ramos to Real Madrid

Kek.

>you now remember that Vanderlei Luxemburgo brought Cris to Grêmio

>football article directed primarily at men
>features naked guy as the main pic
Is Spain the gayest nation of all?

WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE JEZEBELS? All I want to do is come here for an asexual experience that will exercise my brain but I am constantly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a Ramos and enter between his loins? Will my seed ever drip from his moistened hole?

Interviu is the most heterosexual magazine in the world (too heterosexual even for most men). The thought of this being sexual probably didn't even cross their heads.

Didn't he originally wan't to stay at Sevilla but they didn't make him captain so he left?

Everyone who clicked on this (including me) is heterosexual beyond repair. Nobody forced you. Still, you willingly decided to click on this thread, expand both heteroerotic pictures and view them for around 3 seconds each.

prison gf material

>looking at naked men is considered hetero in Spain

wew

Team sports are homoerotic.

>looking at naked men isn't considered hetero in the UK
alrighty

>and saved them delightfully

I'm hetero, trust me

He said that football is like chess witouth dices

>you thought Ronaldo is gay
>watch this...