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itt Shitty actors you have no idea how they get work

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Johnny Sins is a national treasure.

His dick acts pretty gud.

voldemort and hermione parody when?

eh he's alright, there's worse out there

he's actually most actresses preferred actor

Johnny is our guy and you should be banned

Practically an American institution at this point.

Who's the better baldkino actor, him or Christian?

Should have called himself "Bruce Willies" tbqh.
Missed opportunity.

HITMAN parody when?

>Shitty actors you have no idea how they get work
Two-tone Malone

Christian will fuck anything and anyone, Sins has some pride in his work.

Inb4 all the memesters trying to tell me he isn't a fucking awful actor

I don't get how he get to do so many scenes with the best actresses

>it's a Steve Holmes shoots dribbles episode
>it's a Manuel Ferraras' foreskin can't be jerked off completely episode
>it's a Nikki Benz blasts Brazzers on twitter episode
>it's a Nikki Benz and Lisa Ann kill each other via twitter episode
>it's a Bonnie Rotten banters Christy Mack about getting her lights knocked out episode
>it's a Jordi episode

After Wesley Pipes why even bother?

Nic Cage being a bad actor is a meme and you fell for it, big time.

How can you take pride in literally putting your dick into a hole? That's not work.

>it's a Ramon Nomar limp-dicks episode
>again

Theres literally nothing wrong with Jordi and your knowledge of pornstars is creepy

>How can you take pride in literally putting your dick into a hole? That's not work.

>Nic Cage being an actor is a meme and you fell for it, big time.
ftfy

christian is fucking disgusting, and he's been blacklisted from most people in the industry for being a degenerate homo and tranny fucker, not to mention his nasty ass waxed strongfat body.

>it's a Nikki Benz blasts Brazzers on twitter episode
What

>it's a Nikki Benz and Lisa Ann kill each other via twitter episode
Double what

>it's a Bonnie Rotten banters Christy Mack about getting her lights knocked out episode
Triple what

upboated

>he doesn't know about Shyla Stylez abusing strip-club owners while out of her mind on coke

You have to go back.

>it's a male actor in tranny porn that isn't Christian hams it up episode

Is he /our guy/?

Google it, caveman.

Christians kind of a bro

seems like a nice guy who is genuinely into fucking whales and trannies, I can't knock a guy who follows his dreams

More porn anecdotes please.

How can i become like Jordi? He is most based man alive.

>it's a Kurt Lockwood gets sheeboons from dogfart.com to tongue-fuck his bunghole episode

One way to tell if someone knows jackshit about films is if they think Cage is a bad actor

works every single time

Anyone find it strange that they keep giving him work even though he's weird and preachy with the girls? I mean, he's a star performer, but damn, he's probably scary them out of porn.

>it's a Nikki Benz blasts Brazzers on twitter episode
I don't know what scene that was but I hope someone had saved it (before Brazzers takes it down)? Or was it never released?

Take this shit to /hc/ or /lgbt/, thanks.

It just happened a week ago, it probably won't get released now, Brazzers is already under the heavy fire. Male talent was Ramon Nomar, I hope that faggot gets blacklisted as a collateral damage now.

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I'm not going to fall for your dumb meme.

Wait, what happened?

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>Male talent was Ramon Nomar, I hope that faggot gets blacklisted as a collateral damage now.
That'd be a good thing for porn.

>Fuck 20000 girls
>0 children
How is this something to be proud of?

Cuck

What's wrong with Johnny. He's ok.

He was the male talent for a scene where producer Tony T (dude from Chico Wang) era physically and verbally abused Nikki. Allegedly.

but you already fell for reddits favourite 'wacky epic Cage' meme

now go fuck off and watch Leaving Las Vegas or Adaptation you irredeamable pleb

>it's a Jenna Haze annoying two hands blowjob episode

>Monica Sweetheart was booked by L.A. Direct Models to go to London, shoot scenes for Bluebird Films, and as Derek Hay requires them to do, turn tricks for clients. Before this could happen, some of the whores went ot a soccer game. She excused herself to go to the bathroom and was never seen again.

You can't make this shit up.

Is it true that i can fuck every american pornstar for money? I'm pretty rich russian guy with average face/body, I think about Dylan Ryder (she retire as i remember), Phoenix Marie,and other sluts. Is it possible?.

what?
Cuck doesnt make any fucking sense in this you memelord.

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Kek

but american wimminz are agly af, don't waste money on them

A lot of them do escort jobs on the side yes

what happened

>this is Keri Sable now

Jesus...


On a side note, is the porn industry still scary mafia-ish? Because I should be coming into some money and would like to start up myself, but I really don't want to end up getting murdered and disappeared.

Who else would star in all "DUDE WEED LMAO" movies if he wasn't around?

not sure about all of them, but a vast majority do escorting

I mean if you're genuinely filthy rich then I'd imagine each one of them has their price

If I was you I'd just book a 5* hotel in Las Vegas for a month and go to town if your objective is to fuck pornstars

good luck ruskibro

Good taste bro, she is awesome.

Most of them yes but theyre all over the place online

It has fuck all to do with reddit and everything to do with suffering through multiple awful performances by him.

>tfw Jynx was BLACKED

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>when the guy holds the slut's head down with his dick down her throat
I can't even fap to anything else anymore bros
>tfw I'll never get to do that to a qt

True. Too bad there are so few good scenes with her in HD.

>this is Jenna Jameson now

kik kok

Dropped immediately. Based Rachel Starr.

How can one boy be so based?

He fucks the best trannies

after appearing in the louis documentary, yeah

t. never Watched Vampire's Kiss

Idfk anything about porn you queer

what do you do for a living?

That's not Christian tho

This dude must be rolling in money, he just comes along and looks like the kid needed for the milf porn and that's that. Bet he could live a carefree life right now.

t. someone that doesn't know what "t." means

>It's a I go to visit my family on Christmas Eve and my cousin's gf is either Jenna Haze or her exact perfect twin and everytime she looks at me and smiles at me all I can think about is assworms and that time the guy with the huge dick fucked her piledriver and you could see his dick outline in her stomach episode

poor kid

calla anda

how old is Jordi

He's unironically my hero.

I wonder how much experience he had pre-porn.

14

oil

think hes like 21

he started a while ago and looked like 12

>guy with the huge dick fucked her piledriver and you could see his dick outline in her stomach episode
Sauce nigger

fuck you OP he's great

>It's a Sup Forums sends racist hate mail to pornstars episode

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So sad she retire.

I would not call it Mafia, find some more info about it if you care, I can only tell one thing for sure, you might have to take compromises into doing very kinky and gay stuff.

He's "22".

I wouldn't be surprised if in a few years we find out he faked his ID

Emma stone, just saw that woody allen phoenix movie and she was so fucking terrible i had to turn it off

>Sup Forums
Most hate towards pornstars who do interracial comes from rich arab guys. Rich arabs are also the #1 porn consumers in the world.

Jayna Oso is doing good in Hawaii, thank god.

Joke's on you! The number one thing on my to-do list is make tranny incest porn!

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Who is your guilty fap?

I like Kiara Mia's fat ass