Character takes a shit

>character takes a shit
>doesn't get completely naked first

>character poops
>keeps both legs in pants
ugh
you know how many movies i have had to stop midway because it breaks realism?

>character takes a shit
>no matter how many times he wipes there's still shit on the toilet paper

George did in Seinfeld.

>character taking shit
>doesn't taste his creation

Takes me out every time.

>character pees
>doesn't take off watch

>take a shit
>force it out so hard that it tears the insides and bleeds

>wipes his ass
>doesn't look at the toilet paper afterwards

what are you looking for?

>takes a shit
>rolls toilet paper around hand instead of into a ball

>character takes a shit
>doesn't know how to use the 3 shells

Have you never wiped your ass before?

>character takes a shit
>doesn't snap a picture to record in his poop journal

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>character is never shown squatting in the bathtub to shave their arsecrack, so when they shit they can actually wipe themselves clean and not feel like a smelly, crap-bedraggled animal
>when character shits, they don't hold their dicks back to prevent it touching the toilet bowl
>when the character shits, they don't try to spit into the toilet bowl through the gap between their crotch and the seat
movies are so unrealistic.

>mfw i have done all of this
>ohgodwhy.jpg
>new unrealistically high standards for movie realism is now set

>character takes a shit
>doesn't wet toilet paper to wipe his ass

>character pees
>doesn't pull back foreskin

...

>character takes a shit
>doesn't use piss to rinse the skid marks out of the bowl

...

>character takes a shit
>uses toilet
>doesn't use homemade personally handcrafted shitting platform place-mat

put your feet on a box when you shit it replicates the squatting position without having to actually squat over your toilet like a savage

T H I C C

>character gets some (you)s
>actually doesn't get (you)s instead gets a dotted line under his post number

truly a shit story.

>not shitting into a kitty liter box and throwing out in the garbage to save on water bills

Plebs

>character takes a shit
>HE DOESN'T FUCKING WASH HIS ASSHOLE IN THE SHOWER INSTEAD OF WIPING IT WITH A TOILET PAPER

Used to do that but kitty litter bills skyrocketed

>character pees
>they don't flush while peeing and race the toilet

i used to do this when i was a kid
it's like i'd be disgusted with myself if i wasn't completely naked, or at least sockless

>character shits
>doesn't rush back to their desk afterwards to count their (you)s

this is truly a nightmare

>character is about to shower
>has to shit
>character shits and then turns off the water and waits because he thinks the shit will smear all over him in the shower

don't know why he does this, but it's relatable

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lel

>shitposting, going to take a shit then coming back hoping for (you)s


do this all the time

>character shits
>wipes his ass and dumps the paper in the toilet instead of the thrashcan

>character flushes the toilet
>doesn't take the shit out first to fling at your slut in the rape dungeon

so wipe a set number of times and dont look at the paper
jesus you pepele

>"I always take my shirt off in the bathroom"
>He only did it in that one episode

>character takes a shit
>doesnt't pull out phone and browse Sup Forums

Really ruins the immersion

>character takes a piss
>but not in the bathroom sink

>character doesn't cry on the toilet
Baffling

>not bathing in your own shit

>character farts
>other character doesn't press his face into the other's buttocks and sniff deeply and saying "mmm yes my dear quite exquisite"

I do it to this day. I don't know, shitting with clothes on just feels really weird

Gee, I wonder (((why)))

>character takes a shit
>doesn't have a washlet like a civilized person

has a movie ever gotten "taking a shit" right?

>character gets tied up for hours or even days
>doesn't piss his pants

Not even memeing, this is a genuine problem I have with movies.

>character goes to pee
>pee doesn't uncontrollably fly everywhere

are you a mexican, hermano?

I've thought about kidnapping teenage girls for sex dungeon but then I start thinking about how they would have to piss and shit and it just seems too hard and disgusting.

That's why you have a toilet in your sex dungeon. 'Room' got it right. You have to be practical with sex dungeon design.

>shave their arsecrack
Wont you get an incredibly itchy ass when the stubble grows back?

Wouldnt a working toilet in a murder/sex dungeon be pretty suspicious though?
Because the simple shitbucket would still be really disgusting.

But surely the girls would have to be tied up.

That's why you construct the toilet first, and the rest of the sex dungeon later.

You can always put them on the toilet a few times a day. And punish them if they piss/shit themselves.

>tfw have a piss fetish so I'm good

In what way? Don't tell me you're thinking to hire a fucking plumber or something incomprehensibly stupid like that.

>can you build me a toilet here
>just in this ditch?
>yup
>a toilet in this ditch with nothing surrounding it
>yup
>fully working toilet able to flush and everything?
>yup
>i got u kurwa

FUCK OFF YOU STUPID FROGPOSTERS

GO BACK TO R.EDDIT YOU NEWFAGS

>And punish them if they piss/shit themselves.
That's pretty hot.

Why the fuck is your sex dungeon in a fucking ditch you stupid nigga?

I guess you could do it yourself.
I never made a toilet and i wouldnt know how to connect it to the sewers/get it to flush, but i guess you could learn it on the internet.

becausesaid to construct the toilet first.
I dont know about you, but i'd put my sex dungeon in the basement.

i don't look at toilet paper. i wipe 5 times and then take a shower.

>you will never shove your captive's face into the puddle of piss they just made as if they're nothing more than a disobedient dog

why live

this scene was completely cut out of the leaked torrent because apparently asian people can't handle a grown man taking a shit.

You might be wiping too much, sometimes you only need a couple and it's done. You've got to look at the paper every wipe, and take a sample for the collection

This annoys me so fucking much i wont even greentext, when a female character wakes up, brushes her teeth and wipes her vagina with dry toilet paper then puts on clothes and goes to work. Carrie does this alot in Homeland, it gives me a boner but disgusts me at the same time. Do women actually only do that before going out?

>tfw autistic
>tfw wipe my ass about 20-30 times after each shit
>tfw anus bleeds every single day

Only when they've been thinking about me.

>people that dont use proper wet toilet paper
You make me sick.

>current year
>there's people living in first world countries that don't have a bidet

>also autistic
>moist the toilet paper before wipe my ass
>won't stop until paper comes out clean
>spend a fortune in toilet paper and my anus hurts all the time

>takes a shit
>wipes with the toilet paper instead of stuffing their asshole with it to keep it clean

REALLY?

its called a birdbath and yes.

>not slowly pushing it out and pulling it back in, basically fucking yourself with your log

>character takes a shit
>he's a big guy
Bonus points if he's a mosquito man, doesn't like hired guns, and has 4 U's on hand everywhere

i read a story about crazy gay perverts who freeze shit and make poop dildos out of it. it can't be that comfortable to get fucked with a piece of frozen poop though can it?

Sup Forums - Shitting and Sex Dungeons

Ever tried putting a piece of ice up your ass? I have. It fucking sucks.

don't let it

>Character takes a big, stinky shit
>She doesn't even wipe or flush when she's done