What can I expect Sup Forums?

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memes aside one of the best movies of the decade

The sex scenes are actually the worst part of the movie.

Not unless you're french

The ass was fat

The porn scenes are top notch, vastly superior to regular porn

This is actually true

URRRRGHHH I'M TOILET PLUNGING YOUR SNURCH I'M CUMMING JUST FROM SHOVING MY HAND IN AND OUT WHILE YOU'VE ALREADY GOT YOUR HAND COVERING IT

for your consideration

You'll watch it for the lesbo sex but will be surprised by how much you care about those dykes.

SCISSORING

An erection, hopefully.

don't expect anything you stupid piece of shit, or else you can't experience to its full extent a movie seen for the first time

That hasn't anything to do with anything. Quality is independent from language

A healthy fap

Your lil dick to get FUCKIN HARD and HUGE

read the comic, its a common story of a straight girl awakening to her gayness and then dying from sickness while everyone else is left to deal with the drama
never watched it properly
it was mostly this.

close ups of spaghetti

>a hot adele echeargoplopulos
>a lea sea-deux that looks like a 40 years old lesbian
>great sex scenes
>wtf did I just watch? reaction when the movie ends

I had a laff user

The movie is different from the comic.

Source: I've read/watched both.

does the comic have squirting?

>straight girl awakening to her gayness and then dying from sickness while everyone else is left to deal with the drama

She sounds very selfish

just a bunch of pretentious gay people who'd if they weren't cute and female you'd probably really hate

its a good movie, but the over the top sex scenes made it into a meme

It's shit, and I'm french

I don't know how they made Seydoux unattractive, but they did it.

boring movie fill with stupid sluts """"""problems""""""

Pure kino, my friend.

I'm not sure. I quit it at the part where, if I remember it right, they were having an argument over Sartre.

At that point, the pseud-factor became intolerable.

blue is not warm color it means cold in many situations for fucks sake

One of the most overrated films this decade. The romance is believable and the two girls deliver great performances mostly, but thats it.
Literally every side character is useless/horrible at acting. Theres one guy who literally gives a speech halfway through the movie about how female orgasms are some fucking magic experience that transcends reality or some shit like that. Stupid as fuck.
The sex scenes are beyond gratuitous but i have a feeling most people dont really mind since its girls. If this film was about two men Sup Forums would hate it.

where the webms at

You being french means nothing, you're just a pleb no matter from where.

>shy nerdy girl gets fisted by a blue-haired tumblrina
>discovering herself
>rebelling against her parents
yeah, I'll pass

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Shit film

yea its for women,lesbians and numlaes

finally

Post screenshots plz

>look mom and dad im acting!
>no this isnt porn at all its fucking art!

not on my watch faget

well it literally isnt porn since they're not actually puting fingers into bagina

A lot of gross eating. This young woman's mouth is fucking disgusting for some reason. Just eat like a normal person ffs. Oh, and lesbian sex. I would recommend pornhub instead. You won't have to deal with an hour's worth of eating scenes.

i literally skipped to the porn scenes, masturbated, then exited the window after i was done (came in 5 minutes)

post the rest

hnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg

What was it lads?

A webm of part of the sex scene in the movie. Hot as fuck.

Watch it for the sex scenes then turn it off. The whole thing could've been done in 1,5 hours, 2 tops. But no, gotta have 3 hours of people chewing food, sex scenes and lesbos having feelings. Seriously, nothing to see there aside from the porn-tier scenes.

Moving tale about Class and why Plebs and Patricians don't mix.

Absolutely right.
Sadly every thread on the film is the same pleb-filled thing.

Finally someone got it right. .

It's all her fault

>tfw she's pregnant
may she have many strong children that will grow up and fight the menace infecting present France

She is aging like shit. She was full on qt when she made La Belle Personne

I was celebrating christmas at my parents' place last weekend like a normfag and was quickly looking for a movie to download to watch with the 4 of us. I put Blue Is The Warmest Colour on unknowingly. All I read about it was the imdb description.

Got home yesterday and fapped to it twice.

ive lost count of how many times ive fapped to it desu

hottest sex scenes ever

Good masturbation material.

Outside of that, not much besides "le memey slice-of-life" schlock.

(every time I hear slice of life, I imagine a big warm slice of some vague, materialistic interpretation of "pretentious-ness" and "gooey cheese", and it's so fucking fitting)

This is probably the best, most concise description of the film I've seen since it came out.

If this didn't feature obnoxiously cute girls, no one would like it because the film itself is pretentious as fuck and the characters are all deplorable.

Perfect evidence of this is that a similar film like Weekend (which is an alright film overall, better directed and acted than this) but because it features gay men acting like the degenerate faggots that they are, no one gave a shit about it.

Because it wasn't trying to glamorize or victimize them.

Basically, if you don't put gays in a positive light, your movie will be ignored or critically panned.

Classic slice of wisdom from a tripshit

>for your consideration

You haven't seen this right?

Is this entire movie just
>I'm a lesbian now! Sex scenes for the entire movie!
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>(which is an alright film overall, better directed and acted than this) but because it features gay men acting like the degenerate faggots that they are, no one gave a shit about it.
You sound very reasonable, Sup Forums babby. And, no Weekend isn't better

Blue didn't glamorize or victimize them either.

She has a stereotypically "french" mouth.
If you've ever been to an acting class, they'll tell you to purse your lips constantly to do a proper french accent and it's like that's what she's doing throughout the whole movie.

Weekend is better because it's not self indulgent. It's a very simple, well told story that's, if I recall correctly, only around 90 minutes or so. BitWC is like 3 hours of fucking nothing pretending to be art and then 20 minutes of lesbian non-fisting and a flaccid dick

It's art, you wouldn't get it

Rhinoceros!

Sure, if you want to apply nonsense reductionism it must make sense

Why can't it be art? Why does it always trigger?

>just create softcore porn with a lesbo plot in the backround

works for me

But blue light actually has a relatively short wavelength, where the visible spectrum is concerned, often corresponding to higher temperatures than, say, red light.

>you will never be a cute lesbian free from the statistically-anomalous domestic abuse that lesbian partnerships usually face

Isn't there more abuse in same-sex relationships by proportion than in heterosexual relationships?

Yes, disproportionately so. Though, if I recall correctly, lesbian couples in particular have the highest incidence of domestic abuse.

such a selfish cunt choosing to die and make the rest of us sad
what a bitch of her to just up and die like that

>if I recall correctly, lesbian couples in particular have the highest incidence of domestic abuse.

First time I hear about it.

Reminder that filming this caused Lea to question her sexuality and they DEFINITELY had sex offshoot to experiment.

lower wavelength doesn't necessarily mean higher temperatures
it depends on different quantum elements. like how the light is being observed/what it's reflecting off, and the scalar determining heat dispersion

but for the most part yea

My lesbian roomate literally hurled abuse at her girl. ANd the girl accepted it. Fooking victims.

this

Superior gay kino coming through

I enjoyed the comic much more

>Reminder that filming this caused Lea to question her sexuality

[citation needed]

i masturbated to that plenty of times

why is she crying?

Fake lesbians does nothing for me.

cdc.gov/violenceprevention/pdf/nisvs_sofindings.pdf

The dance scenes are qt

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>What can I expect Sup Forums?
Watch it and form your own opinion, faggot. It's been 4 hours now, you're now waiting for the thread to 404 before you start are you?

>The lifetime prevalence of rape
>by any perpetrator was:
>For women:
>-
>Lesbian – 13.1%
>-
>Bisexual – 46.1%
>-
>Heterosexual – 17.4%
>The lifetime prevalence of
>sexual violence other than
>rape (including being made
>to penetrate, sexual coercion,
>unwanted sexual contact,
>and non-contact unwanted
>sexual experiences) by any
>perpetrator was:
>For women:
>-
>Lesbian – 46.4%
>-
>Bisexual – 74.9%
>-
>Heterosexual – 43.3%

Damn.

Op here.
Yeah, Blue is the Warmest Color didn't work for me. I'm generally lukewarm (no pun intended) on Kechiche, but I don't even think this is his best film? (For my money, Black Venus and Blame it on Voltaire are stronger.) My biggest problem was that the film doesn't seem to have any overarching principle. When you get down to it, this is a very archetypal story of love found and lost: think The Way We Were meets Goodbye First Love with a splash of Laurence Anyways. There's a formula for these kinds of films, and Kechiche doesn't deviate from it at all. (We've seen variations of the last scene a million times.) And I don't really know what people are finding so groundbreaking about the style. Kechiche isn't exactly the first director to use long sequences or ellipsis.

I guess it's a personal thing? I love Cassavetes and Akerman, whose work is observational and rigorous at the same time. I thought there was a kind of aimlessness to Blue. Really, the film is what you might simplistically call a "presentation" (or celebration) of life. You see a character enjoy food, sex, have conversations, go to school, go to work and have parties. You see her fall in love and you see that relationship fall apart (as a result of cheating, naturally, with the obligatory heated confrontation). But without any kind of thematic significance, I don't find this brand of docu-realism all that compelling. I snarkily remarked to my friend after the screening that I guess I'm not that interested in seeing repeated scenes of Adele eating spaghetti and teaching children how to spell.

1/2

As for the sex scenes, at the risk of sounding like a puritan, I felt like I could sort of understand Manohla's objections. I think "exploitation" or "objectification" are strong words, but, to my mind, the use of extreme close-ups can perhaps inadvertently give the impression of lasciviousness (overall, I believe close-ups are used too much in his films). I do think the way the scenes are shot teeter on the line between intimate and voyeuristic (this goes for the straight sex and masturbation scenes too). I don't have a problem with explicit sex in cinema, if it's justified by the context, but it felt like the sex scenes, especially the extended first one between Adele and Emma, were almost like set pieces, as opposed to integrated into the fabric of the film. If that makes sense?

I also had no patience for the eye-rolly faux-intellecutalism, with banal discussions about Sartre, Marivaux and Klimt. (The powerful classroom scenes in Margaret, to compare, are so much more alive with ideas and conflict.) And I found Emma's whole art "career" ridiculous, from her amateurish paintings to the cliched arguments with gallery owners ("I won't compromise my integrity!").

It's really all held together by the brave, committed performances of Adèle Exarchopoulos and Léa Seydoux. I actually preferred Sedoux in this? Exarchopoulos is commanding and appears in almost every frame, but she has a tendency to telegraph her emotions (I can't be the only one who was reminded of Diane Keaton's crying montage in Something's Gotta Give in the film's latter scenes -- there's a lot of crying lol) and I do think she's a little young to convince as a teacher (even when she changes her hair!). I found Seydoux's performance a bit more subtle and surprising.

Maybe Blue was a victim of its own hype for me. As I watched it, I kept thinking: this is it? This is the film that set Cannes on fire, the most acclaimed in 30 years?

Autist

I disagree in parts and agree in others, but really you're way too knowledgeable compared with the plebs infesting this thread and shitting on the film.

i skipped every single one

>As I watched it, I kept thinking: this is it? This is the film that set Cannes on fire, the most acclaimed in 30 years?

It set Spielberg's crotch on fire alright.

This is pretty much spot on for me as well. It was not a very interesting story and the psuedo intellectualism was borderline painful.
>i think exploitation or objectification are strong words
I do too, and i hate when people use that as a criticism, but god damn did those scenes ride a fine line between passion and obscenity in a sex scene
The film does have a point though and its pretty much thisBut in order to drive that theme home it focuses on all the wrong things and the key components to that theme in the film are VERY poorly written to the point where i cannot believe the film was highly acclaimed for them.
The fact that the sex scenes were pretty much the only thing attracting people the movie says a lot about how much the director really failed to get his point across