Starwars logic:

Starwars logic:

Trump = Vader
Putin = Tarkin
US = evil galactic empire
ISIS = ragtag group of rebels

Pray this franchise dies soon.

Solid thread

Consider the fact that Darth Vader is one of the most popular characters to ever be cosplayed and dressed up as by children and adults in the United States. Possibly the world. It's more fun being the bad guy.

Who is the Emperor?

Putin = Sheev

>someone died
>lets use her as ammo for our social justice bullshit

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I'll try taking Ukraine, that's a good trick

But Trump is a rebel fighting the globalist Empire led by Emperor Soros

Can these fucking cultists at least let her be embalmed first?

This post in particular is the delima personified.
We all see our agenda as the Rebels, yet we relish the the sight of seeing the Empire in action.

Is this why Star Wars is so popular? Because it's such a mindfuck of who to relate to?
I still don't understand the hype... the movies are all awful and boring.

I feel the same way about Trump, 2bh.

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Why do the jews in Hollywood and the media hate Republicans so much when they're such Israeli shills?

Did you expect anything less from the party always pushing identity politics.

It's pretty pathetic how literally every organization or company is using a shoutout about Fisher's death as a way to advertise for themselves.

Whether it's Disney telling people to see "Leia" in Rogue One, or Cinnabon telling people to eat their buns because they look like Leia's hair, or the fucking Democrats making another tired "TRUMP IS LITERALLY SPACE HITLER" remark, it's just so fucking cringey. It's just pathetic to use a celebrity's death as another excuse to advertise like that.

I hate all of the candidates. Doesn't change the fact the movies are garbage.

>it's a Sup Forums thread

>it's a reddit poster

Reddit is pro-Trump.

WHERE IS MY (You) ????

Vader parallel still holds up, given that he wanted to overthrow the Emperor, too, to reshape the galaxy the way he saw fit.

they mean niggers right?

>Reddit is pro-Trump.
no

Back to r/thedonald, kiddo.

>organization
>company


>democrats

Do you even politics?

They mean the Dark Side = the Jews, you cuck. Drumpf wants all women to be inseminated with Israeli seed while Based Barry wants to free US from the shackles of our rabbi masters.

true that

Why is it that the Trump Sup Forumss complain and bitch about everything the most of anyone? Like anything from celebrity tweets, the body image of celebrities, characters in movies...

You fags talk about how stupid they are and how no one should listen to them, yet you are the ones bitching on an internet forum and they are rolling in money not giving a fuck whether or not you exist.

Pretty funny honestly. This new era of conservatism is just whiny fags who are mad other people have way more fun than they do and cant accept anything they dont understand.

There's a reason girls are way more into guys like Brad Pitt and even ugly ass comedians. Because they are fun and successful and intelligent.

Have fun following Trump, who lacks all physical and intellectual appeal. He just complains about things and offers no viable solutions or facts. Makes up his own reality. We've really exposed the ugly, pube ridden ballsack of America with you stupid fucks.

>putin not the emperor

you had one job

Political parties are organizations.

Sheev did literally nothing wrong. The Republic was a bloated and ineffective piece of shit, and Sheev was right to restructure it as an empire

Hell, Sheev even downsized the central government and gave direct control of systems to the regional governors. He was a major advocate for states' rights and was far more toward the libertarian side of the spectrum than those corrupt globalist Galactic Republic shitters

>b-but the Galactic Empire was evil!

They only ever attacked those who rebelled against the government. Alderaan rebelled. Blowing up that planet was literally no different than nuking Japan.

The Imperials always did things by the book, as they respected the rule of law. It's subtle, but you'll note that Vader never just went around killing and oppressing people for no reason. For example, let's take a look at Lando and Bespin in ESB. Note that Vader points out how Lando's operation is illegal, and that he's actually being merciful.

Instead, look at the precedent set by the Galactic Republic. The republic was so poorly structured that they didn't even have a goddamn standing army, and when they needed one, they had to use brainwashed slave clones. That's right, senpai. The "benevolent democratic republic" used SLAVE LABOR to fight its wars for it.

On the other hand, people actually voluntarily enlisted with the Empire's military. Hell, even Luke wanted to enroll in the Imperial Academy, along with all his friends. So apparently the Empire really isn't that bad when you're just a regular galactic citizen. It's only "bad" according to the propaganda give to people by the Jedi and by the Rebels. And there are clear conflicts of interest. The Jedi are just butthurt that the Sith won in their little religious power struggle. The rebellion is headed by a bunch of butthurt globalist senators who are mad that their power was diminished when power was given to regional governors instead. They're just mad that the PEOPLE chose Sheev over them.

>There's a reason girls are way more into guys like Brad Pitt and even ugly ass comedians. Because they are fun and successful and intelligent.


Kek what?

putin is the Emperor and trump is his sith lord

this good job user

is this the autism general?

Its true you know

No, they have an entire board for that

>Numale bringing up "muh ladies" out of nowhere

pretty much this

>brad Pitt
>ugly ass comedians

Pic one

Sheev kept out all of the gross disgusting rebels, which where occupying the empire ILLEGALLY by the way.
You can live on the Death Star all you want, just do it LEGALLY you fucking freeloading spics.

And political BS

>and
>not or

Missed the point retard. Pitt and even nerd ass looking John oliver and Colbert or even fucking CK are all socially concerned, liberal-leaning entertainers. Women love that shit. People like O'Reilly gotta force bimbo secretaries to be lewd with them.

>politicising the death of an actress

Is there a character more based than Sheev?

Underrated post

It's threads like these that make me so glad I've supported Trump the entirety of the way to office. I can't even imagine dealing with the mental gymnastics and spontaneous triggerings that must be a part of you people's everyday lives.

>hillary is just as dead as carrie fisher

like poetry

Most ugly comedians have entire sets about not getting pussy. CK has built his entire career off of that. If your parents hadn't tried aborting you, you would probability be less inept to your surroundings.

>voting for a guy that gets triggered by SNL every single week

>muh Sup Forums
go back where you came from, reddit transplant.

>yay we're heroes because of how we vote every 4 years in our prosperous and peaceful society

>tfw youre surrounded by retard anti/pro trump babbies using the death of an actress to spam their political opinions

>tfw youre surrounded by dunning kruger effect babbies using every chance they get to pretend they are smarter than everyone else

I am tho

Said the Empire.

The Democrats are gay as fuck. Nice sendoff you fucking tumblr mom big bang theory faggots

Kek

Comparing actual political situations to a film series made by a moron for children and now converted to a cash machine by a soulless corporation is dumb.

HOWEVER if we want to play that game, ask a simple question. Which do you think would have a higher possibility of social ostracization for anyone in Hollywood, saying you voted for Trump, or saying you voted for Clinton?

>voting for a guy that triggers SNL every single week

jedha sequence in rogue one was so much like occupation of iraq, one stormtrooper even says "shoot the terrorist"

>tumblr mom big bang theory faggots

what did you mean by this?

Don't the Democrats realize that in a Star Wars analogy where Trump is the Empire, they are the Old Republic, a bunch of corrupt politicians who gave lip service to democracy but were really only concerned about their own interests until they found themselves swept out of power by a single powerful man they ignored as a threat?

The Empire did literally nothing wrong.

people defending this with:
>i'm sure she would've laughed at this
>she probably would've loved this
those assumptions aren't yours to make ffs

Which character is Soros

Darth Bane

>The Republic-supported "morally righteous" Jedi saved Anakin because of his potential
>Spent over a decade not saving his mom from backbreaking slavery
Really makes you think

>Why is it that the Trump Sup Forumss complain and bitch about everything the most of anyone? Like anything from celebrity tweets, the body image of celebrities, characters in movies...
Because you're on Sup Forums, so it looks like Sup Forums is complaining more where in reality, the very people you're commending as "fun" are taking every opportunity to inject their politics via their preferred platform (Twitter/web journalism/Facebook/Reddit etc.)

>You fags talk about how stupid they are and how no one should listen to them, yet you are the ones bitching on an internet forum and they are rolling in money not giving a fuck whether or not you exist.
Objectively false since they constantly respond to everything that comes from here. Even fucking Hillary went on her tirade about the "deplorables"/alt-right. They may be rich but they can't stand being torn apart by us "losers"

>This new era of conservatism is just whiny fags who are mad other people have way more fun than they do and cant accept anything they don't understand
That statement is no less true for people on the left of the political spectrum and you know it. Also neither side fully respresent the majority.

>There's a reason girls are way more into guys like Brad Pitt and even ugly ass comedians. Because they are fun and successful and intelligent.
They're rich and good looking. No one gives a shit about their brains. And no one is clamouring for Louis's CK, so don't bullshit us.

>Have fun following Trump, who lacks all physical and intellectual appeal. He just complains about things and offers no viable solutions or facts. Makes up his own reality. We've really exposed the ugly, pube ridden ballsack of America with you stupid fucks.
You mean the MSM? The whiny Clinton cultists? You? You're all bitching and offering no answers while showing how clear your biases are. The sad part is that you had so much influence behind you and still lost. The sheer salt from that alone is worth a Trump presidency.

Maybe they mean ISIS.

Oh no that's right : they created it.

implying democrauts are not real evil hiding behind goodie 2 shoes image

Hate to bring the bad news but the reddit/Sup Forums thing swapped. Most Sup Forums fags are just reddit r/donald followers

sorry you're now reddit

Snoke

>politicizing all these celebritires deaths
let these niggas rest in peace, their corpses haven't even kiss the ground yet for fucks sake
i could understand if they were heavily involved in politics or in activism but most of these people didn't do shit
stop trying to make their deaths part of your agenda you cunts

>Pray this franchise dies soon.
It won't. As long as forty-year old men insist on clinging to their childhoods and refusing to move on with their lives.

but only a sith deals in absolutes. tweet rekt.

This is just leftists trying to hijack the movies. The themes and ideas in Star Wars are actually politically aligned with the Republican party.

1. The REPUBLIC
2. REBEL WAR against the empire (southern rebels, civil war, american revolution)
3. The empire is rome/british imperialism
4. Based rebel families are all farmers living off the land generating their own power and passing down hidden "jedi knowledge"

Nice try democrats, Luke Skywalker is ourguy.

>Trump = Vader
ONLY ONE MY THEATER CHEERED FOR

MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN

>american political parties unironically paint themselves as "good vs evil"

no wonder your system is a circus

Fact is we complain on HERE... on Sup Forums. Leftists and liberals complain EVERYWHERE, whether on the internet or in real life.

The entire college education system is built upon liberals complaining.

So, shut the fuck up.

Unless you're filipino, your country's political system is just as much of a joke, if not more so. Don't even get me started on Trudeau or any of the EU cuckolds in charge over there.

They don't paint their opponents as evil and morally inferior over here.

Where?

>The Democrats (Verified)

The Imperialists were always meant to fascists. That's why they had stormtroopers--a direct reference to German WW1 soldiers, and why their uniforms are clearly influences by German military.

It's actually hilarious that Trump supporters have started hating on Star Wars because they see themselves as the fascists.

Congratulations, you played yourselves.

No, they started hating on Star Wars because libshits just can't shut the fuck up about Trump. Everyone and their mother knows the Empire was originally designed to be a reference to nazi Germany. YOU braindead morons are the ones who somehow pretend Trump supporters are nazis and identify with the empire.

>implying any of that is a bad thing

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>Starwars logic:

more like demoncrat "logic"

no this is star wars logic now that disney owns it. no whites allowed deal with it.
you had your time it belongs to us now.

>no whites allowed
>both movies have 2 white women in the starring roles

sorry i should clarify. no white males allowed

they are killing off all the old originals. the only white women that will be allowed in the franchise is to pair them up with black men.

can you believe the main romance in star wars is now a white woman and a black man?
hahaha thanks white people for getting rid of george we owe you one!

White WOMEN are okay. Anyone that's not a heterosexual cis-gendered white male is okay.

It's classic marxist progressive stack bullshit

Gavin no plz

what? did you really think he would support trump?

I was hoping he would shut his mouth and not dirty my opinion on him by spouting his views that do not align with my own