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Rugby Championship is upon us

Upcoming Fixtures

Saturday 26th August:
New Zealand vs Australia 7:35pm

Sunday 27th August:
Argentina vs South Africa 7:30am

I am NOT doing Mitre Cup fixtures, I have already quoted all kickoffs as what they are in New Zealand.

Talk about rugby, you fucks

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>Thursday 24 August Southland v North Harbour 7:35pm
>Friday 25 August Bay of Plenty v Hawke’s Bay 5:45 PM
>Friday 25 August Waikato v Counties Manukau 7:45 PM
>Saturday 26 August Wellington v Taranaki 2:35 PM
>Saturday 26 August Auckland v Northland 4:35 PM
>Sunday 27 August Manawatu v Tasman 2:35 PM
>Sunday 27 August Canterbury v Otago 4:35 PM

Terrible post.
Excellent post.

For me, it's gotta be Harbour.

muscular saffa

*dabs*

I've never met a nice south african.

Shitspouter > Gayrold desu

Fight me cunt

and thats not bloody surprising man

Please change your name.
NB: I've never challenged anyone to a fight. Night try!

Both of you change your names and please stop false flagging as me. This is my first post in this thread and you will see the post counter go up.
Also which one of you said they will leave the superbru if I was added? None of you have left it yet.

Did you get your dollar from world vision today you fly covered shitter?

Not a fan of this multiple Garold meme, tbph

Not really your decision what kiwi/rug/ does tttt

Pinekenzie tbqh

>not using GMT -3

Real Garold here. Wank then bed.

Stop pretending to be me

Is there any hope for the Brave Tasman Makos lads?

No sorry :(

Got my New Zealand visa lads.

Australian one is going to take a little bit more time though, quite livid 2bh

Who's ready for >us to have a decent performance against the ABs and then narrowly beat the saffers so we can all pretend Aus rugby isn't in utter crisis?

lol, you're dreaming if you think we aren't going to lose by 30+ this weekend.

*loses at home to Scotland*

sad that a narrow loss is a good outcome for us.

Australia will win if Pinekenzie isn't selected.

Scotland

are

better

independent

*rumbles into thread*

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Holding in a massive Wales lads
will post on ratemypoo

;^))))

About to sign my life away on a £65,000 mortgage lads. Ask me anything.
>inb4 everyone on /rug/ is a doctor making that money in a year

Are you just about to sign your life away by signing a £65000 mortgage?

Yes I can confirm.

I'm awake.

>Pinekenzie
Stop that.
It's fucking disrespectful.

...

Already tried that lad. He is trying to push the sapkenzie meme harder then anyone has tried to push a meme here ever.

why is noone here discussing the women's rugby?

like come on...

Haven't watched the replay yet because I have more important things to do on a weekday morning. And there hasn't been a woman's game since the big games this weekend that overshadow the women's games.

>pinekenzie
More like kittenkenzie

>womens sports that aren't softcore porn like netball

I watched the game and it was pure AIDS. Moving on.

Bad loser

Going on last year I reckon you cunts just disrupt us, lie behind the ruck and just be all around niggly to stop the game flowing. Cheikas Waratahs tactics.

I'm a nurse and I make £63,500 a year.

Cruden is a manlet with 1 (one) testicle and even he is a better defender than Mugckenzie.

I won't stand for disrespect against a true legend like pinekenzie

>65,000
>my mortgage is $385,000

Where is your house, Afghanistan?

Probably Wales

$105,000 Australian.

Right. So his house is one third as good as a townhouse on the Southside of Brisbane. Must be a pile of dog shit.

Damn, that's much worse

Who is the Jon "Bones" Jones of rugby?

>owning a house

fuck me, righto millionaire

Siya kolisi. Both black innit.

>who is the player who doesn't train and wins based purely on talent
Doesn't exist in this sport

Well yeah. Have you seen UK houses? They're essentially 2 storied hallways that are wall to wall with their neighbours.

Bought tickets to NZ v. SA match lads.
Probably gonna get shit seats.

>the way he kicks the ball away at the end

Petulant little child.

Pinekenzie

Can you pull up his handling errors, penalties conceded and turnovers conceded? Would be interesting to see those stats my friend.

No KittenKenzie fan ever acknowledges those, they know it makes him look like the terrible player he is.

Kerevi really showed that he deserves that spot with his performance on Saturday.

>mad
>at the player of the season

>mad
>being critical of a player and his massive flaws
Gets my almonds activating

>push the sapkenzie meme
I'll push his fucking shit in.

Yeah because I'll take the word of a retiree on a taurangan knitting forum over super rugby coaches and SANZAAR who chose him as POTS twice in a row.

Care to show his handling errors, penalties conceded and turnovers conceded in comparison to every other full back then? If they are so good you will have no problem doing that.

>not a single player from the most dominant and successful team of this season
>a good list at all
Come on mate pull the other one.

>mad
>at the player of the season
You aren't even trying to be calm. Pinekenzie is the new #1 fullback.

Deal w/it

>he thinks SANZAAR and SR Coaches have a word to say in the Opta player ranking that selects these players
Mate do you even know what your pushing with this player of the season meme?

Here comes another anti-pinekenzie conspiracy theory lads

>conspiracy

Based pinekenzie rated #1 overall

Pinekenzie

>Pinekenzie
>never won a lineout
Yeah..... Nah

>66 handling errors
>as a fullback
JFC no wonder we looked like shit last weekend with that liability on the field

Who would you say is the worst NZ fullback to compare MemeKensie to? I want to see if he has the worse handling skills for a fullback in NZ.

>less tries
>less conversions
>more handling errors
>more turnovers conceeded
>less turnovers won

Pinekenzie?
more like Side Linekenzie

Lowe was awful at the back. Michael Collins was underwhelming. I think Nanai played 15 a bit and I don't rate him.

Ok I'll have a look at them.
Here is handling errors compared to the greatest.

Oh and Shaun Stevenson is shocking.

>Michael Collins was underwhelming
Imagine for a second being even worse than him.

Ben Blair. The great irony being that everyone said he was too small at 173cm and 80kg which is a full foot taller and 30 kg heavier than ol' splinterbutt Mckenzie

>still the POTS
pinekenzie doubters are losing the plot lads

Looks like around 30 is an acceptable number of handling errors, with the GOAT having half that and the "player of the year" having twice that.
Gets me thinking about how a program that analyses attack only vs strength of opposition is a terrible way to decide the best player.

Ben Smith was out about half of the season which can skew things a bit.

>Shaun Stevenson is shocking
he played half the number of games the ShitKenzie did
feel free to try and justify his POTS position, no one is stopping you
I forgot this, so around 30 really is the typical amount. still makes you think doesnt it.

> half the number of games
minutes rather, 500mins vs 1300mins

OK last one, I thought of the worst handling player I could think of. Whos performance in Super Rugby got him dropped from the AB's. Who everyone here jokes about not even being able to catch a pie thrown at him. I present to you Fat hands Fatea.
You unironically cant make this shit up.

>inb4 handling doesn't even matter as fullback he is still POTS u mad
I just can't see an actual justification for it, random news column writers can justify their picks better than you can for MemeKensie.

Based pinekenzie stirring up the casuals

>I have no rebuttal for those facts and you have predicted my reply perfectly
>I know your a casual
Sure got me buddy.

Cherry picking stats because you're mad just makes you look pathetic and jealous.

Pinekenzie

How did the pinekenzie name start? Is it because he'll be riding the pine for the rest of the series?