Wants to have sexual relations

>wants to have sexual relations
>brings a paddle

What did she mean by this?

/cric/ is the most alpha poomunity on Sup Forums

wait why the fuck did i post this on Sup Forums

finlan :D

great ally :DD

means she wants to clip the top of your middle stump lad

literally no idea what that means

she's going to run one down your legs lad in the hope you'll pop it up lad

weird

>shoots her own dad
>gets away with it because she's an attractive white woman

What did she mean by this?

H-how old is she in this photo?

I don't quite remember that episode (other than that she's retarded). What was the joke with the bum paddle?

she's english so she has a cricket bat as a bum paddle, that's the joke

it really was a fucking horrible set of episodes

do you put the bum paddle in the bum

you spank them with it

hmm seems really mean and not sex

her uncle has a cricket themed adult book and she think it's normal

>duchess middleton will never give you a paddling
why live

bet she's a proper little minx

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Rita corny, Michael

>Sune will never draw out your shot only for it to creep in between your bat and pad and take out middle

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KEK forgot about that freak what did he mean by this

the thought of Kate flicking the top of my dick with a cricket paddle just gave me a semi desu

it's too bad she's already turning into a jowly old slag with her British genetics

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we can be white too

looks like the mystery man from lost highway if I'm honest

It wasn't that bad

Wait, is that Charlize Theron? What the fuck is this?

reckon arrested development is the cricket of tv shows

Nah, that would be Peep Show