I found you, user. Wanna shitpost some time bb?

I found you, user. Wanna shitpost some time bb?

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>dating a woman who already uses Sup Forums
>not breaking one in and shaping her lifestyle/ideology to conform to your own

Women are like dogs.

Do you want a shelter pet that someone got tired of and tossed aside, or do you want to train a cute little pupper from the ground up to be yours?

but my pupper is already trained now

Why would you admit to any random cunt that you browse Sup Forums. Seriously that's almost as bad as the attention seeking whores who wear gaming t-shirts and just HAVE TO mention that they play video games. Fuck me. Don't even bother with that attention seeking whore, no normal person goes around saying they browse Sup Forums except edgy 14 year old faggots.

This post is going straight into Tumblr

That's figuratively more or less like being a cuckold, take it from someone who's been in a couple long term relationships.

It's better when you're dating a virgin girl with a blank slate (in more ways than one) than dating a girl who says things like "oh I don't do anal anymore, not after dating my last ex bf", "I listen to [x] because my ex bf listened to [x]" or "yeah I used to think [x] but then I started realizing [y] after my ex bf told me about it"

kill yourselves

So the fuck what, most tumblrina SJW types either secretly or overtly crave a "daddy" type boyfriend* who'll treat them like Don Draper in public and like Christian Grey in the bedroom

>source: I live in a heavily liberal area and I bang women

someone's trigerd

because the screenshot is from a dating website fampai. you write about stuff you do

So YOURE the fat neck bearded guy who is my only visitor? How about I post YOUR information mister?

i linked her this thread btw

>tfw other anons bully her and now she probably wont message me back

rip

I don't have an Okstupid so you're gonna have to screenshot her profile for me, user

you can post it if you want

didnt mean to make u mad senpai

meant for

>shelter pet that someone got tired of and tossed aside

saying, what, the girl was redpilled by a different man and then he left? why would he leave her in the first place?

nah thats 2 mean

If he's anything like me, either he thought he wasn't good enough for her or he's a high-functioning schizotype who absolutely needs 1-2 hours of alone time every day

or she was a fucking redditor that ended up coming on the Nu/pol/ boat through The_Donald

>OP baits us with something that could be interesting
>won't expound upon it because thats 2 mean

i cry evry tiem

>At party
>friend works at factory
>factory is hurting for people
>they just fired the maintenance manager
>speaker's friend's dad: well, that's odd. Maintenance manager is a hard job to get fired from.
>speaker: well yeah but when the guy is spouting racist stuff on the floor
So people today have a choice between functioning machines or pretty virtue signalling, and they choose against functioning machines.

>six things you couldn't live without
>porn, sex, anime, my katana, Sup Forums

>on a typical Friday night you are
>browsing Sup Forums, masturbating to hentai, shit posting and rolling for which position to cum in

no, you don't say what u really do u wanker. that's why everyone's description is reading, writing, listening to music and playing an instrument

like, yes we all have genitals, but that doesn't mean we should walk around naked

Women do not browse Sup Forums. Women are unable to form rational views on anything. They merely emulate what is fashionable within their peer group in an attempt to compete for status with other women.

Any "woman" on this board is always going to be a tranny.

sounds like my profile desu

Shitty company. I'm the maintenance manager for a place in Wyoming and I regularly talk to the site manager in the smoke pit about how much we hate niggers

post profile link. maybe op's girl will find u

yeah, I used to work at a hotel and the front desk was sjw but the house cleaners were super redpilled. Said they used to not care, until they started cleaning hotel rooms and banquet halls and realised how dangerous and disgusting niggers and arabs are.

I used to go downstairs to the washing machine floor and listen to their gossip of the grossest things they'd find in dindu's rooms. We also tented refugees, so lots of gross stories there lol

she already found me

>We also tented refugees, so lots of gross stories there lol
Don't leave us hangin

Got any good greentexts?

Now you have to go on a coffee date

it's the rules

So many good stories user. Some one-line things they did:

>would frequently be chased out of the hotel's restaurant by waiters for grabbing utensils off people's tables and licking them (they weren't allowed in the restaurant)

>frequently pulled the fire alarm for no reason. Plus, every time they did, every guest had to evacuate their room and stand outside while the fire department went floor to floor (10 floors) checking everything. also, if there was no reason for the alarm for the following 24hours the fire department wouldn't respond to the fire alarm unless specifically called and given a password by manager (who left at 6pm every day mon-fri)

>would push white kids into pool and hot tub

>would chase other guests off "their" floor, threaten them and yell at them

>garbage, trash, all over "their" floor. Smell was awful, couldn't rent to normal guests for that floor after a week. Cleaners were no longer allowed to go in without a security guard and a translator.


Other things if interested.

>mfw I'll never experience shitpost and chill

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