Steel drums start playing

>steel drums start playing

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>spring break war scene
>it ain't legal starts playing

I remember jacking off to this at my grandmas house in the guest bed and getting cum all over the place. They probably knew what was up.

>tfw trying to stay up late and watch MTV's undressed because you thought there'd be boobies
>the best you got was some ice cube play on a bare back
fucking waste of time

>when you finally downloaded one years later and it was awkward and terrible

Kek are you me?

>watching TV late at night with mom
>Girls Gone Wild commercial comes on

I was just trying to get through this commercial to see Brooke Burke honestly

>And poof! Wild on E! Had hijacked the thread

>BET's uncut hours for music videos

watching GGW is the definition of blue balls.

every remotely hot girl is just drunk as fuck and it never lives up to the hype

The commercials were better than the movies.

What show did you watch on Comedy Centrals Secret Stash?

yes

> 7 hours straight of halo 2 team deathmatch

>Everyone gets tired and so pyt on some aqua teen on adult swim

> after another 40 mins go to comedy central

> comfy af anouncer comoes on talking about girls gone wild

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In Canada we had the Showtime network that would show softcore porn after midnight

I wonder why I never downloaded or watched any of these shows now when they're easily available.

What's some essential skinemax kino?

murica too

that's how i discovered i was a deviant

did she blow you after an awkward conversation about how she is still hot?

That one show about the porn producer and the guy has a son

Remember what I'm talking about? Fucking Fridays, man

Anyone have a commercial?

>stay up late watching Simpsons at 10pm
>every time during a certain commercial break Teri Harrison promoted Laser FM
>she always turned me on
>look her up online and find out she's a Playmate
>go to Playboy.com and masturbate to all her photos and video
>still whack to her to this day despite she was in her prime during the 2000s

Man, I wonder how she looks now.

When I was 10 I stole this poster from a trashcan outside the local walmart and jerked off to it every night for about a year

I posted it here

I remember jacking it to those back before having safe access to internet porn. I used to fire em off pretty quick if I remember correctly.

wtf me too

between this and those Newgrounds "adult" games, I didn't need real porn as a kiddo

>staying up until 2 am to watch softcore on cinemax/showtime
>tv at 2 volume and listen for the slightest creak
good timez

>Mfw Emmanuele in Space

Dave Attell

Hey, it was my aunt and uncle's den for me.

Drawn Together

Kek same. The tv in my room didn't have a remote so I'd sit in front of the tv wrapped in a blanket rubbing my 7 year old dick with one hand on the set's channel up button ready to change it at the slightest sound.

Ahh yes... i remember the days of collecting desperate jerkoff material like this before the days of the internet

>being all smug because I knew that GGW was the weak shit
Dreamgirls was the real real. No steel drums, just tiddies and ass, courtesy of the drunk college chicks visiting the Sunshine State for spring break, and even some cooch, courtesy of the townies. I bought a VHS from them back in '98 or '99 and busted much rope

Torrent that shit. It's harder to find, but it's worth it

but chris evans is so tiny, didnt you get bored?

Good times, getting away with it made it 100x better

Getting away with it while your little sister slept five feet away did too

>7
Why

>When I was 10 I stole this poster from a trashcan outside the local walmart and jerked off to it every night for about a year
SHEEEEEIIIIIIT...
Some neighbor kid in the complex knew when the local fapfiend would throw out his old girlie mags. We would raid the dumpster and feast on prawns. That's when I discovered that Penthouse was better than Playboy

my literal nigga

Lmao for me it was a my 5 of my cousins

>cumming in the room where your little sister is
you are sick

showcase fridays without borders

i'd jack it to that L word lesbian show all the time

>Penthouse
>inclusion of dicks
>better

Nah I like my nudey mags straight.

>edge and try to blow my load during the 5 second floppy tit drop part

They know what cum smells like user.

Your parents smell your cum too

yoooo

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My neighbor recently went to the nursing home and his family threw out all his porn. Senior citizens raided the trash regularly that week.

>That's when I discovered that Penthouse was better than Playboy
I found that out when my uncle stayed with my family for a couple months and i would stay up late after everyone was asleep to go through his porn stash... kids today will never know the struggle lol

>Grease is the word start playing
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Tfw getting teased is hotter than actually showing the stuff uncensored

LEL BEEN THERE

Is this teen boner kino?
I mean, we all jacked off to this when we were 13

>Tfw getting teased is hotter than actually showing the stuff uncensored
You say that because you didn't see the big ones swinging and knocking together
HHHHNNNNNGGGHHHHHHH

>those times when they got identical twins to make out with each other
Shit, I'm ashamed of what I used to get off on.

Wild on E and fashion shows (see through/nip-slip) early saturday mornings. that shit was my jam.

are you fucking kiddin

Once my friends and I stumbled upon Spiderbabe on late night cable. Shit is pure porn kino

It's that mix of trivially vanilla but also casual depravity. When you are so aware of your tastes and limits in sexuality like we are in the internet era, we can see how seemingly random our taboos were before the internet.

>steel drums intensifies

see

Is Alyssa Milano's ass the steel drum?

No. Making out with a sibling is weird and gross, and I feel bad that I've fapped to that thought. Even right now there are two really hot sisters I know. Recently I was thinking about them while masturbating, and the thought entered my mind of how great it would be to shower with them and get them to kiss each other. That lasted a couple of seconds before I decided such a fantasy was to degenerate for me.

out

>Spiderbabe
Awww shit!!!!
Misty Mundae was my soft core pornfu

>be with two girls
>want them to do things with each other while ignoring you
I've never understood this fetish

we don't serve your kind around here.

my nigga

It's that they're doing it FOR ME. Putting on a show to get a guy off.

That's why I loved the HBO family of channels as a kid. I could watch some softcore stuff on HBO zone and if I heard anything or got bored I just had to flip a channel or two to get some George Carlin. Shit was cash

I did this too
>first time I saw a softcore and got to watch it for 30 mins with volume on 1
expand dong

>tfw you finally get to see the tits that have teased you hundreds of times

no, we didn't.
we had Showcase.

...

Anyone remember sexcetera?

>that MTV special about breast implants that came on every few weeks

What is this depicting?
flasher's remorse?

This is why you are all failures in life. lmao, fucking virgins.

I wonder what she's doing now.

Probably a stay at home mom with 4 kids married to a dentist.

To be fair just because she flashes her tits doesn't mean it's ok for random people to grab them

She's a retard for not expecting it though

lmao

Or a fiend for bbc

No, just disgusting men being disgusting, as per every other day.

back to plebbit with you underage faggot

>ywn relive glorious Halo 2 Xbox live days
Fucking kill me.

The boldest feeling.

>knew what masturbation was but was stupid and never realized the connection with porn
>always tried vigorously stroking my dick to nothing and thought that my dick didnt work
>i watched porn though and just sat there with an erection and didnt do anything while watching it
>fast forward to freshman year of fucking highschool
>sitting in the basement at 3 AM and the Girls Gone Wild commercial comes on
>suddenly it fucking clicks "i should probably masturbate while watching this"
>Blow my first load ever to Capri Anderson dancing naked on a bed
>cum everywhere
>fapped pretty much every day since

same, except some of our channels had literal porn at 24:00.
lel

>Be a 14 year old
>My mom tells me to go get some of my dads socks out of his sock drawer because all of my socks were dirty as fuck
>tfw I find his porn stash

I booted up my PS Phat and jerked off to that shit for hours. Those were the days I could get off to the Soul Calibur manual. Fucking Taki and Ivy and those fucking monstrous melons.

>buying MAD magazine alike in my country so I could fap with hotline adverts and time-to-time hot drawings as a teenager
>Masturbate with SFA3's R. Mika little pixels in a small tv
>Watch 2 am hotlines commercials in tv to jerk off

I miss my teenage days

Kek. What a dumb slut.

>Reported this thread 50 times already
>Still up

It's against the rules to announce you've reported a thread.

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I don't care what anyone says, I think it's crazy that we all have this specific shared experience that isn't often talked about.

pornography has shaped sexual desire

we have a kink of being in the same room watching things because of the intimate nature of pornography

cucking comes from this too

Childhood/teen faps?

Girls Gone Wild commercials
Wild On with Brooke Burke and later Jules Asner
Howard Stern Show
Show on MTV called Undressed. Never heard anyone even mention it