What went wrong? At least she still has the Despicable Me movies

what went wrong? At least she still has the Despicable Me movies.

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Very pretty but kind of awkward and can't really act.

She wasn't Jennette

MEGAN

good.

yep

that's all she has!
i check her imdb page. only despicable me!
what the heck miranda???

>the new game system you got in college is now old school

This interview was pretty hot.

She really is the full package. Total babe.

Never forget

youtube.com/watch?v=bPa0-VexaP4

I heard she had an affair with Jack Black while she was dating Dan

She decided to step away from the business. She is a really smart and decent person from what I hear and doesn't want to get too involved with the Hollywood scene. Also icarly is in syndication and she is set for life

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I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.

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Did you fuck her after all the football players were finished?

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literally how new are you?

too bad she got blacked

>burning coal

dropped

Do you think she misses him?

>wavebird controllers

i bet she plays melee on a non-crt tv. fucking dropped

link?

She got rich and no longer needs to act.

perfect timing.

tmz.com/2013/06/20/miranda-cosgrove-sues-bus-crash-left-me-disfigured/

Yet she is fine now so how is this relevant?

Too old

Isn't it more likely she just couldn't land roles?

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Dan Schneider is a pedophile?

He got away with it, what more can we say

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He hasn't gotten away with it yet. I want the world to know. What's the best way to shed some light on this?

Why the fuck has Miranda Cosgrove always looked like she's half-chinese, but her bio says she's just " of English, Irish, and French descent"?

i wanna bury my face between those milky pale thighs and inhale all of her crotch odors until i can't breathe anymore. this is how i want to die.

(you)

That's a pretty great way to die.

>what went wrong?

Contrary to popular fantasy, acting and being a star (AKA having stalkers) is a pretty shit gig, aside from the money.

It's not surprising to see someone walk away from it.

>Jennette will never sit on your face

>literally a coalburner

not good looking

Is Miranda giving up acting?
Was Crowded being cancelled the last straw?

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