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Ringo
100 minutes of anxiety: the film
maisie
Im surprised you guys liked dunkirk, it portrayed the Brits as cowards/traitors who were willing to let the French army die while they were the ones holding the barricades and ended which Churchill fellating the Americans
soy for dinner
jealous rorkes of cute gay lad who goes to oxford
haul away and you'll hear me sing
we're bound for south australia
>given 4 years of time, £20-30,000 of living expenses to master a subject
>not get a first class degree
honestly don't know how it's even possible really, how fucking stupid can you be
no it's cliche and creepy. don't be a fence sitter.
man just approach her ffs lol
t. sourgrapes Durham grad
pulled a girl at the club last night
its so fucking easy but i only found out how to do it 4 months ago
wish i'd have known before, would have got so many girls
xx
>shy about revealing his college
bet you go to a shite college like lady margaret hall
can't talk myself, went to hughes hall cambridge
yeah but i get to faff about an extra year so checkmate
oxford isnt a bullshit university that gives out firsts to every runt who shows up, unlike most universities in this country
did you neg her?
Stirred up a right shitstorm with my breastfeeding false flag haha
cant wait for the brrip to come out
Didn't go to uni or do A levels
read the book of pook and just started approaching random women in london.
got a few numbers but none of them actually wanted to follow through and go on dates with me haha.
not bad for a lad who'd never even spoken to a girl before though..
love the patrician oxford bender
post your cock x
(in the /bant/ thread so you don't get banned)
Flabbergasted at some of the anti-Venezuelan propaganda today.
They are saying an opposition candidate has been killed when he was clearly a Chavista. The opposition did not put forward any candidates.
Reckon i'd annihilate lisicki in a fight to the death
lisicki what advice can you give to a 5'6 ugly guy
Q. Do you cater for the disabled?
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Q. Do you offer cum in mouth? (CIM)
A. Yes I do.
Q. Do you swallow?
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Q. Do you offer Anal?
A. Yes I do, but this is extra.
Q. Can I come more than once during a booking?
A. Yes, as many times as you like during the booking. You're paying for my time.
Q. Do you ever cum during a booking?
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so if you're up for the challenge then please...be my guest ;)
remember oxford lad to drink port and walk backwards when the clocks go back in autumn between 2-3 at night
So a few weeks ago a girl approached me on a night out when I was outside having a cigarette, and seemed pretty interested, asking me quite a few questions about me and what my name was. Of course I didn't get her number though.
Fast forward a few weeks later and I see her walking about in the area that I work in (I'm certain it's her). She hasn't seen me though, I don't think, but would it be worth approaching her? She's so pretty, but I'm worried that she won't even remember me.
what a sad twat. he's in for a shock when he graduates and realizes he has a degree in physics, which barely hires outside of academia
Fetus is synonymous with baby. A fetus can survive outside the womb at 24 weeks. It would be murder for you to stabbed it outside the womb during that time, but "termination" if that same fetus was inside the womb. Pro-choice people are monsters who advocate for fetus murder.
the scottish government lets all its kids stay on an extra year when the english ones have graduated . literally why it's a debt ridden shithole
The Swedish protogf hasn't been on WhatsApp all day
Got a big crush on her desu
>dropped out of 2 (two) separate degree courses from 2 separate unis over the span of 6 years
you have no idea of the true depths of runtery
im too stupid to go to a top 20 uni
nobody cares
>should I approach her?
wish I wasn't a fedora and could distract myself from my misery by becoming a ghosthunter or some shit
if i revealed my college AND my subject then that would narrow my identity down to ~3 candidates, as tutorial sizes are usually 2-4 people per tutor for Physics
ok will do x
looks like something from a hitler painting
LOVE full english breakfasts
LOVE pints
LOVE big sloppy curries
LOVE massive hangover curry poos
DON'T MIND gastric problems
It Ain't Rocket Science Lads
>Fetus is synonymous with baby.
just checked the dictionary. it isn't.
>pulled
Take it you mean you kissed her rather than took her home and had sex.
Hint: kissing a girl in a club means fuck all when you're older than 13.
Lids I have a train tickt for a specific train
If i miss that train do I have to pay for another ticket ?
nobody cares
zach post
Need some good new action movies lads
I'm English and I'm doing 4 years in Scotland, most English do
will admit that it's a complete waste if you actually have any idea what you want to study, in fact it should probably just be 2 years
Oriel?
doing a read
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keble?
Got rejected hence
al pacino is really a good actor ngl
oh my god I have seen this webm hundreds of times and only now do I understand what is happening thanks to your greentext
he was trying an approach, saw she had headphones at the last minute then played it off that he was running off because of an oncoming car
wadham?
>5pm already
literally know your name, address and face you mong you reveal way too much here
why do girls always randomly sing
Merked
It's fun
I dance quite a lot. Not a bender either
haha no
im not so stupid as to put a picture of my college next to a post saying i wont reveal my college
It's synonymous with unborn baby, technically fetus is a medical term of up to 8 weeks and the "fetus" has been known to survive being born premature at that point. The fetus develops it's own brainwaves at week 4 and own blood type at week 6.
>kissing a girl in a club
ah yes, that mouth that has probably had 10 other tongues in it on said night, impressive.
global trade and interconnectedness and crass industrialisation NEEDS to go away if we want to survive this century
>abolish cars, planes and motor-driven boats
>no more leisure travel
>no more luxury consumption
>local food production and manufacturing, local butchers
>more parts of the populace engage in craftsmanship like tailoring, masonry, woodwork and smithy
>proposed way of organising society: local guild socialism
>keep good parts of modernity like efficient tools, machines, techniques and some digitality
>people live in houses along with three generations of their family
>attendance at my place of employment is expected upon the first few shrill notes of the song of the morning bird
I hate it lads, surely there is some way out of this hell? ;_;
nice boobies
>been up 12 hours
>all ive done is beg someone not to kill themselves on the internet
reddit creatures
fucking screaming
youtube.com
It's a prank vid
...
queens
keble doesn't look remotely like what you posted brainlet.
*21 weeks i mean
post your cock
>been up for 7 hours
>been on /brit/ for 6 hours
she uses the phrase "GFE Experience" she must be a retard. having sex with retards for money is morally objectionable to me. you wouldnt pay a woman with down syndrome for sex would you? no niether would i
Good lad, next thing to do is watch some RSDMax - I recommend The Natural
wish I could trade places with the patrician oxford bender with godly hair
>got up at 4pm
>been on /brit/ for 1 hour
the pic is of Oriel College's outer facing, looking onto the high street
nah
just in case i do get doxxed, i dont want that knocking about
I think this is pretty woke. Thoughts???
>got up at 6am
>been on /brit/ for about 2 hours spaced out throughout the day
feels good having a proto normie routine
I can't watch this guys channel, too much second hand embarrassment
Only noon here lol still not wearing pants yet
>almost 10 years have passed since first year of uni
probably going to be alone my entire life. well, i guess i can always top myself.
I went to oxford centre once and was intimidated by how tall, good looking and intelligent everyone was
shan't be going back there again
this is the sort of post a paki or black london yute would make
depression's kicking in already
going to watch some star trek voyager
that'll sort out the neurons for a bit
good lad. Industrialisation was the worst thing to happen to humanity
>starting uni for the second time at 24
stroking the cats leg with my foot
he doesn't look too good in this one
had a similar expereince.
everyone is quite tall there. literal uber humans.
also saw a lot of unironic fedoras.
British architects should be hanged for their crimes
They are worse than all the criminals, murderers and nonces put together
added a new fedora to my collection today lads
got a steal from primark
Why?
Never went to uni
Started work at 16
>When Oxford Health send me threatening letters from the dentist for Oxford health bullies want to section me
spend too much time in my room. thats why i dont have a gf.
that and the shyness, introversion and lack of confidence.
the 5/10 looks dont help either.
hm.
cats are reddit
>think I'm ugly
>girls say I'm attractive
ughh women don't know what they want something something