Dodgers @ Pirates: OFFICIAL GAMETHREAD

Taillon (4.68 ERA) vs Stewart (1.64 ERA)

DODGERS
>1. CT3 CF
>2. Seager SS
>3. Tormund Giantsbane 3B
>4. Grandy Man Can LF
>5. Yaz-Money C
>6. TYBP RF
>7. Butter And Egg Man
>8. Lo-Fo 2B
>9. Brock Lobster P

PIRATES
>1. Marte LF
>2. Frazier 2B
>3. McCutchen CF
>4. Bell 1B
>5. Harrison 3B
>6. Jaso RF
>7. Diaz C
>8. Mercer SS
>9. Taillon P

Turner plates CT3 on an RBI groundout.

>Stewart

can't really argue with a 1.64 ERA. His BAA is insane, too.

>Pirates fans "wooo"ing

>it's a good old fasoned woo off
BASED pierats

is this some Pirates tradition I am unaware of?
Shouldn't they be arrrrr-ing?

Pls don't bully my hs teammate

pweeg getting beaned in this game. screencap this.

Rick Flair is dying

Is CT3 the Dodgers team MVP this season?
I feel like, this year, it's between
>Turner
>Bellinger
>CT3

>that Met fan wearing the hat and "Made For October" shirt

anyone have Dodgers Bingo?

BROCK LOBSTER
BLOOP
SINGLE

>Stewart

kek

>CT3

>pie rats

when is the last time the dodgers lost two in a row lol

Who can stop him?

who can stop him?!?

he is so elite. imagine if toles didn't get hurt at the beginning of the season

I believe it was July 20-21 vs the Barves

Lo-Fo has been great since the all Star break. And Yazmani's contributions are often overlooked as is the case with many catchers

Right?
Of course, CT3 would have been posting killer numbers in AAA so he'd have been called up eventually I'm sure.

Still. It will be interesting to see what becomes of Toles and Trayce next season.

trayce is a huge disappointment i thought he could be the starting CF for a few years at least. toles was elite so i hope he can get back to the same level. they'll have to give taylor money he's too good of a hitter. there will be an OF logjam and kinda IF logjam too

Is bellinger autistic?

yes, so be patient with him.

if Autism causes you to hit dingers, yes

he seems like a chad. seager seems more autistic. sexy ass latina teens melting and gushing pussy juice in seager's instagram comments tho

Can confirm. Every Latina I know in LA would kill to have Seager's babies. They don't give a shit about any other dodger.

I'm pretty jelly.

he's not Mr steal your girl for nothing

well in the past it was kemp and ethier. they still die for ethier even tho he's like 35 and balding now. they love his forearms and eyebrows and shit. ethier might still be the most "daddy" dodgers for la girls even over bellinger/seager

Ethier has top tier facial aesthetics. I'd give up all my hair to have a face like his.

it's his white/native american blend. pretty sexy tbqh

You're right. Forgot about him because of his long absence. Even though he's balding really badly, girls cream themselves for him.

If Utley had been here for longer I think he would be on their level.

he's a chinlet/jawlet so he gives hope to other chinlet/jawlets out there

>ywn be ASU-era ethier with an actual hairline crushing 10/10 slutty ASU blonde coed pussy on the reg

why go on living this incomplete life

i wonder if utley's hair is real or like a transplant or w/e. his hairline is crazy and his body is in insane shape for his age. i hope i look like him in my late 30s. also he can still run like fuck and plays hard as fuck. utley is a g

Why are doyspic fans so gay? Lel

>all these closet gays in this thread

you'd think this was a jints thread

I just mentioned Utley because that's who is probably the most objectively handsome man on the team. But I wonder if he's just the ideal older man for men. Haven't heard any women really mention him the way they do with seager or Eithier, or God forbid we're playing the Nats and they catch a glimpse of Harper

They love how he adjusts his cup every 3 seconds.

girls do like harper but they seem like busted looking girls. he has great hair but his face is smushed together so much he looks like a troll. here it seems like every kind of girl loves seager/ethier/bellinger

>Stewart

lol get stewart out of there before this is tied

>all good pitchers plus bellinger on DL
who's ready for the freefall dodgerbros?

take out stewart
bring in baez!

WOOOOO

After yesterday's performance? No thanks.

they still go gaga for ethier

SPBP

>baez
[palpitations intensify]

>ravin

>Ravin

Can we trust a jew?

Fugg stew :(

>Ravin

>trusting (((them)))
lol no
also checked

>Ravin

goddamit

dang that was good hitting. shit was high

>bellinger got hurt because that washed up piece of shit

>6 innings left

Yeah Pirates, sure your staff can keep this lead :O)

>Ravin
where is Kike "My Oven is Always Preheated" Hernandez

lol how you gonna lose a 4-0 lead in one inning. brock a shit and ravin a shit

Who do I root for? Im a Doyer (Im from LA) and Pirate fan (McCutchen is my fav player). I want the Dodgers to get the record but I want Pittsburg to make the playoffs.

at this point, pirates
at least they dont have a chance to choke

Kike for the walk off.

wait, does kike have that weird max scherzer eye disease?

>rooting for 2 mlb teams

kys

fuck off cunt
you can but they cant be in the same league

Anything I miss?

>you can but they cant be in the same league

seriously, kill yourself.

...

based bingobro

i still miss mongolia bro

>being this autistic
i bet you watch anime too ya queer

how is it that both of you retards manage to show up at the same time?

whatever happened to mongolia bro?

fuck bro I forgot all about him

I remember when Anze's trip was Kopitardashian (Chillingly Based)

Someone asked, so I delivered

Hey, McCutchen made me get into baseball again when he first broke thorugh, I want to see him suceed.

i'm not the user you're responding to but rooting for 2 teams is pretty lame. just saying.

>2 men on base

nice follow-up inning, pittsburgh

>raven on deck
they got this bruh

dumbass ravin coulda made it to first if he hustled

>bunt
>walk to first when even a light jog would've got you safe
back to okc he goes

Why is it so hard for these mlb faggots to run out every play?

>CT3

well Agon is a fat lazy mexican
grandal is on his knees although thats no excuse for barnes
idk why ravin didn't hustle

based taylor

Especially for a relief pitcher
You're probably asked to run maybe 5 times in your career. you should be able to manage it

Taylor looks like that guy from the Kardashians.

shut your gay mouth!

don't you EVER talk about CT3 that way again!

>Tony Watson

dont mean to shill for him, but most his homers have been flukes

stop posting and go warm up, watson.

Will we see both watson and cingrani pitch in this game?

dubs for 2k

well congrats agon
probably the last season for him

hit like mays, run like hayes

seager is the new joc

(you)

CAN'T BELEAGER THE SEAGER

shadowed over joc
amazing rookie year
shadowed by bellinger
mediocre second year