>Luke fucks up Vader, ready to kill him >Palpy decides he has to be in the fucking spotlight >GOooooOOOd... >GOOOOOooOOOOOooood... >heuhehueheu >taunting Luke >Luke is suddenly good with his senpai, a jedi like his father before him
if Sheev didn't act all cocky he would've succeeded... Why did he become an autist out of the blue?
December 28, 2016 - 08:05
Villains need to be theatrical while their plans are succeeding. As a non-supervillain you wouldn't understand.
December 28, 2016 - 08:07
what was the next step of his master plan? the death star would have been blown up regardless of turning Luke to the dark side
December 28, 2016 - 08:13
I don't understand how Sheev was going to tempt him over to the dark side. Luke didn't want power like Anakin did.
December 28, 2016 - 08:29
Besides become a jedi, what did Luke really want, anyway? Especially after he learnt he couldn't bang his sis.
December 28, 2016 - 08:33
Escape on the convenient shuttle docked nearby?
December 28, 2016 - 08:34
Luke wanted an apartment full of fine Ikea furniture and a delicious Pepsi
December 28, 2016 - 08:35
I guess the Emperor Sheev really missed to boat by not having these on hand, then.
December 28, 2016 - 08:37
I'm keking my pants thinking of Sheev trying to tempt Luke in a Death Star full of fine Ikea furniture and a delicious Pepsi
December 28, 2016 - 08:48
FEEEEL YOUR THIRRRRSSST LET IT FLOOOWWWW THRUUU YOUUUU YOUUUU WANT A PEPSSSSIIIII DON"T YOUUU
December 28, 2016 - 08:49