Luke fucks up Vader, ready to kill him

>Luke fucks up Vader, ready to kill him
>Palpy decides he has to be in the fucking spotlight
>GOooooOOOd...
>GOOOOOooOOOOOooood...
>heuhehueheu
>taunting Luke
>Luke is suddenly good with his senpai, a jedi like his father before him

if Sheev didn't act all cocky he would've succeeded... Why did he become an autist out of the blue?

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Villains need to be theatrical while their plans are succeeding. As a non-supervillain you wouldn't understand.

what was the next step of his master plan? the death star would have been blown up regardless of turning Luke to the dark side

I don't understand how Sheev was going to tempt him over to the dark side. Luke didn't want power like Anakin did.

Besides become a jedi, what did Luke really want, anyway? Especially after he learnt he couldn't bang his sis.

Escape on the convenient shuttle docked nearby?

Luke wanted an apartment full of fine Ikea furniture and a delicious Pepsi

I guess the Emperor Sheev really missed to boat by not having these on hand, then.

I'm keking my pants thinking of Sheev trying to tempt Luke in a Death Star full of fine Ikea furniture and a delicious Pepsi

FEEEEL YOUR THIRRRRSSST
LET IT FLOOOWWWW THRUUU YOUUUU
YOUUUU WANT A PEPSSSSIIIII DON"T YOUUU