Jon Jones Tests Positive For Steroids Again

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GIVE THE BELT BACK TO /OURGUY/ CORMIER

J U S T

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Holy fuck I'm done with MMA. Just a bunch of juiced up cheaters.

INCOMING 4 YEAR BAN

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What a stupid joke. Jon should just retire and stop embarrassing the sport.

the fuck

JUST

Seriously tho why the fuck would he do that. He doesn't need to cheat to beat DC

Come to the light

SON, YOU'VE GOT A WAY TO FALL

kek

Sure he does

didnt DC say something about him being on roids in the press conference

they should just go back to turning a blind eye desu

We'll never know because he's fucking always juiced up.

Apparently, this dirtbag does.

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HEY
JUNKY
YOU STILL THERE??

its the only way Jones can beat him

at least now he can devote a lot more time to mandrama

Jon Jones to WWE when

ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES A CHAMPION

AND YOU WERE ALL SUCKING HIS DICK

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

Wow I am "totally shocked"

clearly he does

hes losing the belt on purpose just so he can get it from DC again

p4p best fighter in the world is also the p4p dumbest cunt in the world hmmm

Demetrious never striked me as dumb tho

>" Jon Bones JonesVerified account @JonnyBones Jul 21

Daniel says the only reason I defeated him the first time is because I must have been on steroids, wonder what his excuse will be this time"

the UFC has to cut him now - the only reason they'd keep him on is to prevent him fighting elsewhere
he's very spoiled goods at this point

surely dc could sue jones now
he may have done serious damage to daniel/his career

Restarted fucking sport is officially dead

that's messed up he really fucked up DC in that fight should be arressted for assault

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the biggest waste of talent I have ever seen in MMA

cormier just keeps gaining my respect

well at least him and Lesnar have something in common now

JUST

lel

UFC is dead by 2022

DONE
His fuckin career is finished

MMA as a sport will run radically different in the next ten years

They should just allow for juice at this point. Orr.....test them before they fight??? I think it's fucking fixed for views honestly. They probably popped Jones before but Dana swept it under the rug. Or I'm talking out my ass. Idk

my boy jones giving no fucks and bootyblasting dc AND the gooby fight this week? bets fucking timeline

I FUCKING KNEW IT

CORMIER IS STILL MY BOY!

>UFC is dead by 27th August 2017

fixed

Why do they even hire this guy? Just blacklist him and fire his ass

MMA EVERYBODY

brock lesner did the same and he's allowed to keep on fighting its a joke

Cormier should sue the UFC, they knew beforehand. How I wish I could see all those guys that were at the bar chimping out right now

I still believe in you, Bones

After Mayweather whoops MacGregors ass raw on PPV, is UFC then officially dead?

>when you still the champ
>when you still undefeated because a crack head cheated to "win"
>when the succ was never too stronk

i FUCKING called it. enjoy your SEETHING, FROTHING, IMPOTENT RAGE jonny jonesin' shit heads.

>best fighter is a massive drug cheat
>biggest name is going to get stopped in boxing with body shots
UFC is done

DC (didn't cheat)

JUICERO JONES

Yes, it's brown bread

UFC dies this saturday

>DC body and carrier and psyche is utterly fucking shattered
>UFC decides to hit JJ with another failed drug test because it obviously doesn't affect his career
>in an attempt to bring the broken man DC back to life

kek, at least the UFC cares about not ruining DC's life enough to fabricate this shit

JJ (JUST juicer)

Sup Forums BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY BASED CORMIER

What an absolute fuck up. He just needs to retire.

McGregor left this sport just in time. He should stay away from MMA after the Mayweather fight.

if he doesn't spend money like a trailer park powerball winner he doesn't need to do shit after this wwe boxing match

Satan, laughing, spreads his wings...

OH LORD YEA

Top fucking lel

Even if Conor's side comes out to $100,000,000, which is doubtful because a lot of that is no doubt coming from back-end points (meaning he's likely not to see money from that for a long time if ever, google: Hollywood, back-end points, not getting paid), he has to pay out:

10% to publicist
10-15% to manager
10% to agent
$300-$500,000 for camp, pre-fight medical, travel
and
$121,505.25 (lump sum; income tax)
PLUS
39.6% of the income over $418,400 (income tax)

And... the $100,000,000 shows up as about

>$14,000,000

in your bank account.

Still good money.

Best thing about posting these facts is watching the kids with zero life experience tell me that Conor wouldn't pay all this shit, etc. Default on your students loands and you'll find out, baristas, no one rides for free. You simply have to pay the people you work for and you have to pay taxes.

Froch is the GOAT over-achiever.

>muh redemption

Iknew he was lying when he went on Rogan and said it was dick pills.
That's what I do when I'm doing something bad, say I'm doing something less bad so it won't be thought I did the worse thing because why would I admit to something so embarressing.
Like when I'd be jerking off and someone would knock and say what's up, I'd say "I second I'm getting changed"
But when I was in there smoking crack, I'd say "Don't come in I'm jerking off"
When he was telling that dick pill story I couldn't help but be reminded of those times

Jones didn't pop after his dogshit performance vs. OSP, right? I guess he was rightfully terrified as to what would happen if he fought as shitty against Cormier, and went back on the juice.

why does he keep posting this

HAHAHA YOU DUMB FUCK

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*breathes in*

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#cheatingasshole

>DC gets belt again

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Can't believe this stuff. He's so talented, he fights so well in the Octagon yet he still has these issues.
What prompts him to do this stuff? It's not like he's a roidhead

Juice head monkey

is an idiot

BUT HE ISN'T EVEN JACKED

WHAT THE FUCK

>American athlete is a filthy cheat and a nog

Wow what a shock.

niggers gonna nig

are you taking the 35% out of pre-income tax?

I hope DC refuses the belt and refuses to come back.

they're all on steroids

jon just being a nigger probably thought he could stretch/milk/get away with one aspect of the protocol or some shit and got punished for it

BASED CORMIER WINS AGAIN

DEGENERATE JONFAGS BTFO

>turinbol
jones confirmed literally retarded

deep

>faggots call this steroid pumper "goat"

greatest at fucking up, that's it

APOLOGIZE

Why would he do that?

So do you fellas think DC is relieved or suicidal that jones robbed him of his last chance at beating the "goat"?

I don't believe it at all, this is 100% fake news. Jones said he wasn't on steroids multiple time, why would he lie? I bet in a few days they'll come out saying jones didn't have steroids, and he just had naturally higher testosterone levels.

How the fuck do you mongoloids who watch UFC deal with this shit all the fucking time (steroids, quick matches, etc) but then trash rigged sports like the WWE and NBA?

that nigga dont care he prob eating a bucket of KFC chicken extra crispy right now sippin that mountain dew

really makes one think

>We are all at a complete loss for words right now. Jon, his trainers, his nutritionists and his entire camp have worked tirelessly and meticulously the past 12 months to avoid this exact situation. We are having the samples tested again to determine the validity or source of contamination. Jon is crushed by this news and we are doing whatever we can as a team, to support him.

So were they all in on it? lmfao

>worked tirelessly and meticulously the past 12 months to avoid this exact situation

Meaning: we tried to cicle him out before the bloodtest but we failed.

>rigged sports like the WWE and NBA?
NBA is rigged?