TFW your best friend is promoted to Lieutenant while you're still a private

TFW your best friend is promoted to Lieutenant while you're still a private.

They don't just hand out promotions willy nilly

At least your friend looks like a true aryan master and not like an inbred appalachian redneck.
It also helps that your friend won single handlely the war against the bugs

>Rico won the war

It was clearly Zim, who busted his ass back down to private, who caught the brain bug.

TFW your former sergeant drill instructor turned private captures the brain bug offscreen

>severing your private's tendons
nice job creating an army of cripples

>Technology to repair a completely ruptured and impaled femur
>Hurr his poor hand

You're too weak for the mobile infantry.

It's the future, I'm sure they can fix him in a day

They healed a gaping hole through Rico's leg, they can fix his hand.

kek'd

tfw you get to shower with the female soldiers and see their big tiddays

>A throwing knife impaled his hand inside a metal beam from 20ft away

How did he do it

what a great movie. still holds up today

was Rico a cuck?

Nah, he BTFO'd the rival guy during the football game, and his relationship with Carmen was over before she had much time to start fucking the rival guy
That redhead he ends up fucking got cucked to hell and back though

Just give him a new hand like Michael Ironside

The reboot is going to be shit. You'll see. Screencap this.

Nah he was the first guy to fuck Carmen and sealed the deal with best girl before she died.

It will either completely do away with the satire or it will go way overboard with satire to the point of being obnoxious. There will be no in-between.

>true aryan master
From Argentina? I think not.

Probably
I don't trust anyone in Hollywood to be able to understand why people like Paul Verhoeven movies

>TFW your best friend is promoted to JANITOR while you're still a SHIT-POSTER

>promoted to Lieutenant
NO SUCH THING REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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