/heem/: >tfw no Bork vs Jones Edition

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Who is your favorite UFC steroid abuser? For me, it's Aspen Ladd.

Words of wisdom from a typical Jon Jones fan

Was looking at UFC's Youtube page for anything about Jones. Did you know there's apparently a MayMac press conference tomorrow? Wtf

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First for Jorge

Jon is innocent. He dindu nuffin and being set up by USADA

>take a nap
>just wake up
>this shit
shall I take another one?

How do you feel about the black people getting uppity and racist towards McGregor?

I believe there was one today as well. Didn't see it but Conor got into a fight with Paulie.

This shit really is rigged, they are setting up Conor/Paulie hard now.

the nigs are restless

>Pls watch the event ;_;
They're pretty desperate.

jon jones did nothing wrong

Remember last night when everyone on /heem/ bullied Springsperg until he stopped posting? Those were simpler times

>Conor/Paulie
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

literally no one wants this. idk why ariel helwani keeps talking about it. is he that unaware of what fans think?

Nah, your bullying tactics don't phase me.

Karma's a bitch, isn't it?
So glad to see /ourguy/ reunited with his belt.

Clearly a fix to crash the value of UFC
Jones is the perfect posterboy for it, while keeping interest and the news cycle churning

I miss those days.

>Didn't see it
Oh someone told me and I tuned it. It was nothing. It was them "landing" or something, they just arrived at Las Vegas or something. Conor said 3 sentences (literally) and then he walked off and Paulie was also "conveniently" there which is how that bullshit happened.

This seems like more of a proper press conference, but it is a strange one since I've not seen any announcements or hype

are you a pitcher or a catcher?

Mods please full range ban this kid.

Based Cormbread.

Well you know I don't want to make any assumptions but the name Helwani strikes me as one that wouldn't be opposed to pocketing a few shekels to promote something.

Imagine for one second, even for one milli-second, believing that anyone competing in the UFC is a natural athlete

Just imagine how dumb you'd have to be to believe something like this

Just skip the testing like they did for Brock last time. I want these guys juiced to the gills.

> Cormier gets title dropped to him

Has there ever been a false positive with an anabolic? They wouldn't ruin his reputation without it being true right?

our girl paige van zant is clean

First for best bunda

I don't know anymore user

HARD WORK

mark hunt

Neither.

Why do white polturds say the irish aren't white but are rooting for Mcgregor? Is it autism?

I know you were crying last night. You disappeared.

this is the spammer

>Hunto will never win the belt

Feels bad. he's headlining in Australia in the fall. Hope he wins.

I don't recall any of that, but whatever you want to think is fine with me.

dude its even obvious on other boards when you start to get revved up

NATTY
KING
BISPING

Sup Forums are the newfags of Sup Forums. mcgoobs fans are the newfags of mma

Hey guys what's up?

That sells more than anything else except him having to fight Nate a 3rd time.

And I can honestly see it happening cause McGregor and title defenses never go together.

Do people in /heem/ unironically get off to all this ball-crushing femdom shit?
also jon a gud buy he din do nuffin

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

stop bullying Coral Springs! he's just an innocent cuck trying to make a living!

Just imagine.

have you never wrestled with a girl

It's fun to have them all over you

>announcements or hype
Suppose it's strictly a media conference then. Obviously it will be shown because you provided a link. The worldtour press conferences were hyped because fans were invited. I guess until the weigh ins on friday from here on out it's media only, so they don't hype the conferences themselves, they let the media hype them afterwards.

All I see there is a white boy that's jacked. What's the big deal?

When is Samman fighting again, last I heard he was shooting it up in training

This is the only correct answer

Lol

DC was okay with fighting Jones on steroids as par the footage at UFC 200 so this isn't a tainted win. He will never beat Jon in 100 lifetimes, natty or not.

>When Tuesday Night Contenders Series ends and the fightpass 24/7 stream shows dead air for an hour

according to him he unloads boxes for 3 hours at city hall, something they literally hire people with down syndrome to do

Cormier is literally the undisputed LHW GOAT now. All he has left is to BTFO of Oezdemir and Gus (again) and then his legacy is set in stone. He gets to ride off into the sunset and we all forget that Jones ever even existed.

brutal

who is your favorite cuck?

proper bantz

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>The fucking mental gymnastics born out of tears that the supposed """GOAT""" will NEVER, EVER, EVER be taken seriously after TWO failed drug tests
>Mfw

SEETHING

JONFAGS HAVE AUTISM

LOL

So you're saying that simply because he agreed to fight him at UFC 200 when he popped means that the roids in this fight made no difference on the actual outcome of the fight?

Does not really follow senpai. You can't say what would have happened if he wasn't on roids. Moreover you can't say that he hasn't always been on roids since this shit has happened far too many times.

I can't see the UFC ever letting Jones fight again.

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Moral Spring

Jon Jones

>Dana says Jon-Stipe was the plan for 218

JUST

> and we all forget that Jones ever even existed.
Jones will always live rent-free in DC's head. Real fans know Jones is the MMA GOAT

pashabiceps

Coral Springs is gay

fuck that peek at you faggot every week man what is that guys problem thinking of starting to laying some money on his picks

Imagine being so bad at fighting that you have to juice twice as much as Josh Barnett in order to win any fights.

Conor McGregor(raising Artem's son)
Brendan Shob(raising a tattoo artist's son)

Say it with me, /heem/.
UNDISPUTED
LHW
GOAT

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>Jones/Brock could literally have been a Heavyweight Championship Fight.

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

Volkan Oezdemir is now ranked #2. Shogun is #5.

The latest thing he popped for is known to give you a low T count.

Remember those tests coming out where Jones had shockinly low T?

He's been cheating his whole career. Somehow should take a look a Jackson-Wink with a fucking microscope they have had so many high profile fighters pop.

I'm not surprised mother fuckers.

AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

Thistbhfam

Jon's legacy is shattered lol. Your headcanon is no one else's

HE's BACK

>(raising a tattoo artist's son)
You honestly believe what the dolts on /heem/ tell you?

>tfw eternally cucked by roiders

>people are actually buying this Jon Jones false flag
>they don't realize the globalists want to end MMA once and for all, along with football, because the only sport than want us to play is soccer (over my dead body), the preferred sport of the global elite
>these low test nu-males probably haven't even taken their Super Male Vitality™ today

This. List to Dave Meltzers (very early) analysis.

15 minutes to get educated /heem/

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It really is unnecessary to take your entire shirt off for a neck tattoo

>JBJfags were literally lereddit the whole time

One-piece dress, look at the image again.

Look at this photograph

Everytime I do it makes me laugh

How did his eyes get so red?

And what is that on Joey's head?

thugjitsumaster captured the moment dana found out on his ig story

Yea thanks for the link my man. That was actually interesting.

I'm also the guy who gave you shit about it before so consider yourself vindicated.

when jon goes on his rampage i hope it's in coral spring's mom's house she is a whore after all

Future champion

Jon Jones vs Bork Lester at WRESTLEMANIA CMON

You DO realize that some people are just naturally athletic, right?

I hope he gives Coral's mom a dicking equivalent to Tony and Tiger

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