Time to Shit on Brazil

Whats bad about Brazil, redpill me on this shit country and its people.

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There isn't anything good about it, with the exception that smarter people could have used its extensive natural riches better than Brazilians did.

It used to be 63% white but now it's not, sounds familiar

Both race mixing and white people getting out of the country as it got shittier and shittier played a role on it

Why is there a large drop in black population between 1940 to 1991?

It looks like they're mixing with white and making browns

Brazil might be a shithole and i fucking hate it here, but we make some pretty good memes every now and then

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The only good thing about this shithole is to make fun of the niggers that live here

In the XIX century, we were an Empire and things were good and getting better. Our emperor, Dom Pedro II was an great man and accomplished great things. Our economy at the time was better than US economy. He brought european immigrants to Brazil in a plan to transform our country into Plato's Republic. Nietzsche once met him in a train and said that he was the brightest man he ever met. For real, he was such an great man that other countries asked him to be also their king.

Then an masonic coup aided by England and it's Jews ended the Empire and we became an shitty masonic republic. Lord Rothschild gave Brazil to his son-in-law as a wedding gift (for real!). Our affairs were dealt in the Lodge by people who could care less for us. After that happened coup after coup from groups trying to gain power inside the country. Politicians backed by coffee tycoons Vs politicians backed by other tycoons.

The emperor's plan to transform our country into something great was obviously abbandoned. We were sold-out and there was no further interest in our independence. And we became an shitty 3rd world country.

I think that's it. AMA.

I thought I read that your last emperor didn't have any male heirs and nobody in brazil wanted a queen so the monarchy basically ended without much resistance

I miss the impeachment memes

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it's next to argentina, and all the argentinians migrated over and chased the white people out of brazil

My understanding was that the emperor left on a trip or something and got deposed while he was gone, but never came back and contested it.

Something like that, it seemed like he didn't care enough to bother fighting for the throne.
I wonder why Brazil chose to be a monarchy instead of a Republic it's interesting

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Always the monarchists memers around.
>WE WUZ KANGZ AN SHIET

His daughter married an french nobleman that would become our emperor and people liked the guy, Count d'Eu. He was an simple and straightforward man. So, no problem with that.

The thing is that the coup happened from within the military. The lodges infiltrated deeply inside the high ranks of the armed forces, so there was no way to fight back. There were some outbursts of violence in some regions, but the military fought them and won.

>meme
Those are facts.

It's unfortunate, Brazil was on track to being the richest country in the Americas, richer than the USA. Your income was almost equal to a European countries, look at pictures from even the 1900's rio is one of the most beautiful cities in the world. It's sad what happened

Brazilian men have big thick dicks

That is all

He was really ill and was being treated in Europe. Died I think just one year after the proclamation of the Republic.

Please, no. Brazil shits on Brazil enough as it is. This is like bullying the retard kid. Stop.

Rio is located in a very beautiful place still, the problem is it's people

I wish we could bulldoze that entire city and rebuild it exclusively with colonial-era buildings

I'm pretty ignorant about history tbqh. Can you pass your sources about your previous comment?

world cup this summer, should help the economy some bit!

You mean the Olympics?

It isn't going to do shit here really since most foreigners are giving up on coming, as they should.

Rio shouldn't host the Olympic games, or any city in Brazil for that matter, with the exception of maybe Florianopolis

They're hosting the fucking Olympics, they better get their shit together in the next two months.

You have no idea m8, its basically 100% guaranteed to go devolve into something horrible. I predict riots, the gang rape of some teen bulgarian tourists, a terrorist attack and rivers of blood.

I hope that happens to be honest.

The country is completely bankrupt! Rio de Janeiro's governmet declared state of emergency because they don't have the money for the Olympics.

I do too, maybe then people here actually start waking up from the panem et circenses mentality and do something about the government, but most likely that won't happen and we'll just end up getting fined by the IOC for letting tourists get hurt

There are some great books on that. Basically any Dom Pedro II biography reaches everyone of those points. For the "conspiracy" side, read Gustavo Barroso "Brasil, colônia de Banqueiros" (Brazil, bankers colony) e "A História Secreta do Brasil" (Brazil's secret history)

Oh don't worry mano. When talking about appeasing gringos our government can make miracles. Nothing for us tho.

Thanks m8.

Fucking hate cucks who bash their own countries. Brzil may be a pile of shit, but its YOUR pile of shit.

No one wants small headed babies from the Zika virus. I expect many female athletes to opt out of a chance of winning a gold medal so they won't have retard babies ruining the rest of their lives thereafter.

More than that, the Olympics, in the Summer, in Brazil NOW is the worst fucking choice. The mosquitoes are going to be running rampant, disease, STDs from the local population, drugs, kidnappings, mother fucking BOT FLIES- this is not good. Zika will be one of many things people will be taking home with them.

Think of the new generation of retard babies born a year later. Lots of documentaries and late night news specials coming out way.
>"Going for gold, got Zika and tiny head retard baby instead. Tonight on 20/20."

Any non-delusional Brazilian hates this country

If you ever see someone defending it it's just some delusional retard who thinks everything is alright, like Indians

I didn't know redwood visited Brazil

Meh, zika isn't really going to be much of a problem, as the WHO already said the chances of the virus spreading during the Games is really low.

The fact that crime runs rampant in the city is much more worrying

how do Brazilians know English so well?

are only the rich educated kids allowed to have internet?

Yhea dude, didn't you hear? Not criticizing your dysfunctional political system is all the rage now.
How can you not hate that witch is wrong? All hope is truly lost the second you start to accept it.

fuck

All you need to do is look at the recent news:
"After decades of corruption, the populous elect a sweeping new regime of politicians who turn out to be even more corrupt."

I don't feel this country is mine tbqh, most brazilians will say the same. If weren't because my family and the cultural blockage I would have left it already.

>are only the rich educated kids allowed to have internet?

Nah, fucking everyone has at least a 3g connection here, even the favela dudes, but people who speak english are really rare, and people who know Sup Forums are even harder to come by

Not even our government knows proper english, Rio's official website for tourists is full of grammar mistakes

You're using too much Sup Forums senpai. You say that because you don't get your fat ass off the computer and gets cucked by the news. Please change your nationality you don't deserve your country.

You can always count on an American to be wildly ignorant about other countries.

yeah whatever the fuck olympics should do them some good, and that hack jewsseff is gone too

Brazil's upper class is the average middle high income salary in a lot of first world countries.Our poor is their middle class

DON'T. EVER. COME. TO. THE. SOUTH.

Seriously, the Southern states (Parana, Santa Catarina and Rio Grande do Sul) are full shithole, full of niggers, bad infrastructure, terrible roads, buildings, people, beaches, ugly places, etc.

If you ever come to Brazil, go to Rio for a couple days and then go back.

i wish i had a machine that would instantly teleport all niggers and leftists into the sun

>Please change your nationality

I'm actually in the works to getting my UK citizenship very soon since my grandfather was Scottish, then i'm moving away from this hellhole

If you had to rate racial tension in brazil with a number between 0 and 10, which one will you choose?

I'm actually happy for you! I feel bad for Scotland tho...

Everyone has internet, but only rich educated kids know English well enough to not embarass themselves.

>rich educated kids
I doubt it.

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Brazil is the country of stale garbage

Don't be, i'm not mixed race, actually attended a good university and have the money to buy myself anything over there, i'm pretty sure i'm going to be more useful than Sub-saharans

racial tension is not really a thing here, it would be something like 2/10

What do you guys think of #blm?

>>Your
>>Implying you choose where you're born

Our leftards look up to them as if they were some kind of deities, they actually tried to start a similar movement here but got ignored like they always do

They made one great movie "elite squad" which is kind of Dirty Harry for people who have REALLY FUCKING HAD IT with SJWs.

Every redpilled guy should watch this at some point.

Only leftists from university chimpout about racism and black culture and stuff, not a big deal yet, but the country is full with light racism, like jokes and dumb preconceptions.

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You would think so but even South Africa which is like kaffir rape and murder central hosted a World Cup pretty uneventfully.

I think they just get the 5% of competent police in the whole place to keep all the blacks away from the tourists for a couple weeks and it can be pulled off even in the biggest shitholes

Since the population is in the majority black and brown it is not really a common subject, right now the leftists are full on the LGBT movement

>tfw no skinny light-skinned Brazilian gf who listens to Deafheaven

It's probably going to be pretty boring in terms of happenings, just like the WC here when people were expecting all kinds of shit to happen but the worst thing that happened was some dude getting robbed on the street at night, so during the Olympics it's probably going to be pretty much the same except this time ISIS is also in the house, but they threatened us and got laughed at

The worst that could happen is some tunnel collapsing and killing people since the government is rushing the projects, but i do hope some large scale happenings actually happen so i won't be bored

ayyy

"Out of the 50 cities with higher per capita homicide rates of the world, (...) Brazil has a whopping 22 cities on the list"
But you have a point.

Actually I'm rooting for something to happen, at this point anything goes

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Kek, Brazil has a nigger problem like we do

Fun fact: surprisingly Rio isn't one of those 22 cities, but Curitiba is

This is my fantasy.
>She picks me up from the crowd
>She carries me on her front while forcefully kissing me
>She runs off with me to her place
>She forcefully fucks me
>Ties me down to a chair and forcefully kisses me while I cum unwillingly deep into her
>I try to escape and she catches me and forces me to eat her out
Why even FUCKING LIVE?!

>Dom Pedro II
it saddens me, one of the greatest monarchs in history had just grown so fucking tired with the world to the point he just wanted to be alone, when i look at this picture i see despair

Probably saw the future and how fucked it is.

he deserved so much better but only got it after death, when the spoiled fucks realized

holy shit we had it good

Yep, people are dumb and now we have to live if the decisions the past fucking made.

this

appreciate the great ones whenever wh,erever you see them

this isn't spicy
this isn't spicy at all

its honestly awful, i wish these young fucking dumb asses could've seen their future and what they caused, hell fucking WIKIPEDIA even criticizes them on Pedro's page.

for all we know Brazil could've been as great as France or the UK

only americans knows one single language

Complexo de vira latas.

Check em

pff, Shit country? lol nice one. One word my friend: Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

Pretty much, now people can live the shit lives they wanted. Honestly to me, the older humanity gets the fucking worse it gets

Country of degenerate mongrels who try to eat each other at aniy given opportunity.
Our people doesn't have a common ideal. What we had was extirpated by the Republicans. Only the Emperor and the Catholic Church unified us.
Country is going down on a spiral of chaos because of leftardism.
Sad as fuck. Still live a comfortable life on my ivory tower, though.

FUCK
ALMOST

If i win brazil is white again

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Huh, I had no idea Brazil ever held so much promise.

That's both saddening and infuriating.

hahahahaha

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Time to get, Go Trump

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This is south Brazil