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DC woulda ducked that kick if it wasn't for roids for sure 100%

How many years do you think that kick and BRUTAL heem took off of DC's life?

>you now remember that after fight speech jones gave about dc being a good man and father

What a fucking scumbag jj is

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>Is this guy going to mess this up again by doing steroids or snorting cocaine or sand blasting prostitutes. What's this guy going to do to mess this up this time.

>at a bar
>bump into a big guy
>he spills his drink all over his shirt
>gets mad
>raises his fists
>asks me how much i weigh
>i tell him 170
>he responds "damn, i'm 205, guess i can't beat you up"
>asks me if i want to meet at 190 for a catchweight fight
>i say no
>spill my drink over him too and walk away laughing

nothing wrong with losing to a guy on steroids

Dc is the real goat he wouldve won if jones didnt cheat. Apologize now

I would highly recommend a book called The Disappearing Spoon. It's about the history of the periodic table and how various elements were discovered.

It's pretty hilarious and goes off about people locking their kids in pressure chambers or dyeing themselves blue by consuming water ionized with silver.

Great read.

>you don't lose all of your money.

Its not about losing what you got paid its about losing future earnings by being banned from fighting

>also to people at the top of a competitive sport money isn't the issue,

Then why dont they fight for free?

>it's being the best (which is why mcgregor avoids tough fights, he wants the money more).

Yeah I can respect that, its prize fighting not legacymemeing for WWE autists who think the undertakers record is meaningful because someone wrote it and made it happen

>Cropping out the feet

Sorry.

does it include the story of the guy who first noticed a "harmonic" pattern between the elements, and people made fun of him asked him if the periodic table would play him a song?

Dumb argument.
We don't know what would happen without roids. Maybe Jon would be off guard a little and DC would delete his chin. Maybe off roids Jon is a straight laughable goof who stands no chance against DC. Dunno.

Yea I'm pretty sure it does. It talks about it at length and how they tried to design it around a screw and stuff.

They were both on roids. Jon just got caught.

What a shitty luck for Jones to always get caught huh? Damn.

this is the reddit hypothesis from the reddit ambassador sent by reddit to promote the reddit decree

How do roids help him? DC looked the bigger guy.

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excellent. always wanted to read more about that.

JBJ is a hack.

Brock Lesnar got to keep his entire 2.5 million dollar purse you think the UFC or USADA is gonna do anything differently? He might get a $2000 fine at most.

CHRISTKIKES BTFO

They didn't, he was set up

seriously mark hunt should juice his fucking brains out, win a fight, retire for 2 years, come back and do the same. prove his fucking point.

I tainted Jons sample.

AMA

I'm a changed man
I'll be 200% changed the next time they let me back too dw

Friday Bellator and Glory Kickboxing

how micro is your penis?

Mark Hunt is a devout Christian by the way.

Don't hold me to it, it may not include that particular anecdote.
But it does talk about the race to create the periodic table and different people involved. Not to mention and all the universities making up elements to measure their dicks and all that.

jones vs lesnar

let them take whatever roids they want.

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Will Donald Trump be president next time Jon fights?

That's the one.

I ended up buying a copy I enjoyed it so much.

Jon won the fight, DC won the decision, USADA won the contest.

Speed, strength, endurance. Steroids are not just for size. The Tour de France is full of steroids do they look like bodybuilders to you?

I dunno I dont watch bike riding

My question is why arent cheaters in jail? They literally broke the law. If you're caught with possession of cocaine you could get up to 2 years in jail, but if it's found in your system, nothing?

This is quite nice. How tall is she?

IS there anyway I can get a refund for 214? I didn't buy it to watch a cheater

I FOCUS ON THE PAIN

Their legs fucking do

Dana still believes JJ is till the best ever in MMA, and he could come back to UFC after suspension
youtube.com/watch?v=v8B6-3K9baE

>They literally broke the law

They literally didn't, there is no law against having cocaine or anything in your system

A couple inches more than most of heem.

Its never too late with our hypocrite JJ

>God “will repay each person according to what they have done.”
>Romans 2:6

how did mark hunt get into the UFC and kept getting fights, with so many losses in a row?

>Dana still hypes up the last fighter who is a a draw in MMA

wtf i really made me think i swear to god i was like thinking n shit breh

I want to see Mark Hunt get killed again

I absolutely can't stand stupid people

UFC bought his contract when they bought PRIDE

cause he is a famous kickboxer who was losing by submission and just needed to learn TD/Sub defence to be competitive again

also even if he lost he was still a famous fighter, which 99% of fighters arent

Steroids speed up recovery time which allows you to train more. It's the reason guys like Bonds and Clemens are so insanely butt-blasted about being called cheaters, they juice to increase their training and get really offended at the idea that they're taking shortcuts

he isn't though

When UFC bought Pride, it included his Pride contract. Apparently his contract didn't allow the UFC to just cut him the way they could other fighters, so they had to give him fights.

At the time, Dana claimed he tried to offer Hunt a buyout and Hunt turned it down.

Why? It's not their fault they're stupid. Also, he's taken a tremendous amount of brain trauma so that's a bit fucked up to say.

steroids literally help with everything. Look at the osp fight

Look at other roidusers who stopped, vitor for example. Steroids literally make you better at fighting

>m-muh genetics
>m-muh bloodline
>m-muh belt

For the Lord loves the just
and will not forsake his faithful ones.
Wrongdoers will be completely destroyed;
the offspring of the wicked will perish.
Psalm 37:28

Was it the UFC's choice to bring in USADA? I mean I don't want cheaters but how does it make sense from their POV? It just makes everything worse.

youtu.be/KRvW3UIEOJ4 skip to 1:00
you lot actually rate this guy
he doesnt know what he is talking about

You can tell Dana has long given up on Jon. He's like ''Oh he failed a drug test? Well it is what it is, we move on.''

I mean props to Dana, no point in paying attention to JBJ at all. As an old and very accurate Latin saying states "The wolf changes the skin not its habits.''

We should all take note and just let him succumb into irrelevance, a complete and total could-have-been-had-he-not.

yes
i dont think they predicted it would cause nearly as many issues as it has

They want to make the sport "classy" and the *tips fedora* audience.

Because they want to be classified as a sport, and sports have rules and drug testing

I can't imagine what they thought would happen.

They wanted to get ahead of the PR issues that had started cropping up, such as Vitor being allowed to fight after testing hot, so they wouldn't affect the sale price.

they're pretty fucking stupid, or, the Fertitas knew they were about to cash out and didn't care

what happened???

>Gave a poor man brain damage for literally nothing
Rematch 2025

No other sport has as much legit drug testing as ufc, it was moronic of them to do it this seriously and there's no going back now

usada fucking ruined everything

JDS popped too

Besides GSP and conor, who is the biggest draw they have left?

I can't see anyone doing over 500k buys, they might be in legit trouble now.

They don't have any.

cody

he has the look

Rousey/Correia 2 will happen next year.

>Jones is done forever
>Conor is done forever
>GSP is getting smoked by King Bing of Bong
>Ronda is history
>Bork is WWE
>anderson is shit now

Is this the most fucked UFC have ever been?

>neck tattoo being a draw

Manlets don't sell, never forget that.

He does, but I don't think he has the charisma to make up for his manletness.

Diaz bros.

If Khalabeeb "Team Tiramisu" Nurmagomedov can actually make weight and Gooby actually fights in a title defense in Russia, it could easily break 1m views.
Khabib's not making weight anytime soon, and McGregor's probably done with MMA after the Mayweather fight, so the UFC is basically fucked.

I'd agree if he didn't immediately get injured and spend the entire year on ice after beating Cruz. Not reliable.

That's because it's literal 1 v 1 combat and someone on the juice has a massive advantage over someone pissing clean
Eg, ufc 214

>manlets dont sell

what the fuck is mcgregor vs mayweather you bulgarian fuck

Jones vs OSP is what jones looks like without roids

What is literally every demetrious Johnson fight
What is the flyweight division

When will you people finally learn that nobody wants to watch manlets fight?

Oh wait, that's right, manlets never learn.

remember when jon said he was doing 4 workouts a day? That probably should have given it away

that's because drugs in mma = death

dc has probably lost 10 IQ points in his last fight

I think it's more Dana did a lot for him, and he's upset that Jon ruined his own potential.

or when he was suddenly deadlifting 8pl8s or whatever

>JBJ

I would like to see DC reject the belt if they try to hand it to him again. He will never not be paper champ in that division now.

I wish he'd just not worry about Cain and go and smash HW.

I love when stuff like this happens and it distracts me from my own life.

Maybe Jones would've been too tired to throw it that fast, it's not as dumb as you think it is. But that's because you're dumb. He's gassed in the past.

>a complete and total could-have-been-had-he-not
He was a could-have-been when he was suspended for the hit & run and cocaine. Without steroids he very well could've never broken into the top five, and inevitably getting suspended like this was his best option anyway.

The fact literally every opponent jon has faced has commented on how strong he is, plus the fact he's been "addicted to working out" makes this all the more memier

DJ doesn't give a shit about the belt so none of his fans do.
He doesn't want to promote himself.
For a long time DJ wouldn't even say he was p4p (free PR for casuals)

He can't really complain.

why that specifically? he did powerlifting training for a while

what gave it away is the cialis shit