The truth about Aussies

Let's talk about the life of an Aussie

>be Aussie
>get a number tattoed by the Emu's at birth
>live your childhood in fear of Emu's
>get trough school years full of propaganda
>'SHIT POST BEST POST' 'YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU'
>you are evaluated purely on your ability to utter the best shit possible
>if you fail the test, you are sent to normie camps TO WORK, how inhumane ..
>get picked for SPA (shit post academy)
>graduate with honors
>get assigned house on DSPS (designated shit posting street)
>wall full of propaganda
>'You wanna be the shittiest, like no one ever was, to get (you)'s is your real test, to shit post is your cause'
>spend your life shit posting on the internet
>compete at the (you)'s national rankings
>only rank A++ get to breed for the new generation of shit posters
>get old raising your child to praise the emu's and value (you)'s over anything

Such is life of an Aussie, and we thought it's bad in EU

awesome pic

:^)

(you)

Did fucken Carrot top ghost write this post or something?

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oi yeah nah fuck off mate

I guess my research is very accurate if you don't have any arguments against it.

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Fuck off we're full.

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What's the manga in OPs image called?

>Murenase! Shiiton Gakuen

Bloody fucking chink coming here taking all the jobs just so they can live off welfare. You wanna go? I'll fuck you the fuck up.

Thanks bro.

F on shitposting, get some new content

daily reminder that europoor women are licking the arab camel semen like the good pigs they are :)

This is the most unsettling pic I've seen on Sup Forums
Wtf is wrong with japs

"oi gets some fush and chips bru, i love my natives bru i think they are cultured and sophisticated people bru" -Average New Zealander

That's kiwi you fuck.

YOU RUINED IT. YOU RUINED IT FOREVER. WHAT EVER THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IS INCURABLE AND YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN HUNG WHILE STILL IN THE WOMB.

European women racemix way less than any New world "white" """""""women""""""
Also, you can't use "yuropoor" since you're not burger and even more poor

yeah well at least we didn't take the natives kids away from them, until the 70's as well

you are welcome
Not in here, only in the west cuckblock.
40 kilo tons of awesomeness makes wonders

Can I come to Australia if I'm white but too pale to want to go near a beach shirtless?

At least they're not Canadian

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our dumbfuck ancestors should of killed them all desu

> peppa pig

Ok, high quality kek there mate. I'll send that one to my MP.

>Second highest hdi despite being "poor"
Tell me why being poor sucks again?

>Being triggered this hard

> Not including trigger warnings on all your posts and nightclubs
'stralia

Fuck you just had to have a 3 at the end of your post goddamit

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>Murenase! Shiiton Gakuen

I read the first chapter and then I saw the credits page and the translator is obviously some guy from Sup Forums.

Is it you?

No, but he is surely one of us.