/brit/

I'm giving you a night call
To tell you how I
Feel

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FICK DRUMPF

hahaha

Thoughts on my willy?

I just want a comfy /brit/ thread

stop

testing if leftypol put their bot in this thread too

Literally don't want to give my progeny inheritance as such.

The will i write will be such that they can only use my inheritance money for a list of pre-approved expenditures such as university fees, other lessons or training, for buying things like musical instruments, stuff for making art, books, weightlifting or exercise equipment and so on.

certainly not working my arse off so Junior can blow it all on Coke.

Leftwing Edition
youtube.com/watch?v=j_utSEYB330

I swear every Jewish person in Britain is either famous or at the very least has a famous cousin/uncle

There's like 150k of them in the UK but so many are rich and famous. When you take out the orthodox ones that keep themselves to themselves the percentage gets even higher

Really beyond reason

Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the international ballbusting grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this busting ground ,
and white cuckold men made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, gore storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main busting facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With IV drips attatched to their arms like the hoses attatched to automobile gas tanks, pumping them with steroids.

Then after they were injected they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The bulls went through thousands of exercises before they entered the smashing room,
arranged in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of cuckolds lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus where the bulls would bring down the hammer, I even saw that one had my name on it, it was beckoning to me
There were changing room facilities for the men to put their clothes while they got sterilised.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

Reminder that these initial posts will be the ones that the leftypol not repeats for the rest of the thread.

I swear every Jewish person in Britain is either famous or at the very least has a famous cousin/uncle

There's like 150k of them in the UK but so many are rich and famous. When you take out the orthodox ones that keep themselves to themselves the percentage gets even higher

Really beyond reason

dooping mental so it was

...

>Unlike masturbation, having sex causes a significant increase in testosterone levels
>Testosterone has a masculinizing effect on bone structure, most notably in the facial area
>Virgin face is a real thing and the longer one stays a virgin, the more noticeable it is

>Be a third world country until 1999
>Grow up a huge economy based in oil
>Create a welfare state and healthy social system
>Oil's princes in Arabia lowes the price
>Break up your economy
>Watch everybody blame socialism just because your government was left-wing opposition
ahhhh yes

marvel vs DC threads are the worst content on Sup Forums, backed closely by any other capeshit threads

I WILL POST THIS EVERYDAY UNTIL I GET MY ANGLO BF!

shut up just fucking shut up
arooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the international ballbusting grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this busting ground ,
and white cuckold men made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, gore storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main busting facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With IV drips attatched to their arms like the hoses attatched to automobile gas tanks, pumping them with steroids.

Then after they were injected they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The bulls went through thousands of exercises before they entered the smashing room,
arranged in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of cuckolds lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus where the bulls would bring down the hammer, I even saw that one had my name on it, it was beckoning to me
There were changing room facilities for the men to put their clothes while they got sterilised.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

Classical training is best as a first foray into music tbqh. Keep at it.

Also rate this voice

open.spotify.com/track/2zvheTwRsMdl4peuPUgTGS

okay screw this I'm watching star trek

that 'Jews In Britain' guy has a point in fairness

Communism doesn't and could not work.

cute :3

Stupid idiot it's the other way around
>Tfw alpha virgin
webmd.com/men/news/20150313/more-sex-better-testosterone-levels

What is this "handshake" all the kids are doing these days. Does it have a name?

What is this "handshake" all the kids are doing these days. Does it have a name?

nerd

turn up on your block, ten toes, man will do it, no plan, man will do it, no plan

it's called the knockout game

hysterical

ok bored of this now
hope you enjoyed my gimmick and remember that copy and pasting this post is officially not funny

I may bring this gimmick back another night but that is the last you'll get from me for tonight

What is this "handshake" all the kids are doing these days. Does it have a name?

awooooooooooooooooooooooooo werewolves of london

nerd

ok bored of this now
hope you enjoyed my gimmick and remember that copy and pasting this post is officially not funny

I may bring this gimmick back another night but that is the last you'll get from me for tonight

whats going on? only just got here

Laughed even though this is a repost

>>Be a third world country until 1999

Venezuela had been growing through the 90s, the Chavez regime has destroyed the country with their failed ideology

virgin gay nerd

>ok bored of this now
>hope you enjoyed my gimmick and remember that copy and pasting this post is officially not funny
>I may bring this gimmick back another night but that is the last you'll get from me for tonight

having flashbacks to the moment 1 second ago I didn't read a single word of this

>Unlike masturbation, having sex causes a significant increase in testosterone levels
>Testosterone has a masculinizing effect on bone structure, most notably in the facial area
>Virgin face is a real thing and the longer one stays a virgin, the more noticeable it is

Mboko? Who is Mboko you ask? Why, who else could this farcical character be? Quite a vibrant persona if you ask me. Being a qualified keyboard psychologist amongst other things (pseudo anthropologist, Sup Forums biologist, amateur breakdancer and graffiti artist) I would have to conclude that this character - Mboko that is - is actually a perverse creation of the rorkes inner psyche. Mboko the Nigerian is envisioned to be a strong, virile bullock from the Niger delta. Not only is he Nigerian, but he also has a thick Dublin accent. This confirms two of the Rorkes inner sexual desires: to be cuckolded and berated by a Nigerian, but also the notorious enemy! the Hibernian! The thought of a thick Bantu cock mixed with the appeal of wanton Fenian crassness turns the Rorke on like no other..

tim

whats going on? only just got here

>repeat posts across threads

How does that even work?

Trying to remember how to fuck with a bot from back in the day when folks used to have to combat bots. They were easier to use since there was no captcha. Anyway, one way I seem to remember is to post your estimated post time in your comment. The bot will copy that part of the post, it won't match with the official post time, and you can tell the post was done by a bot and is not original.

22:54pm

I'm talking about this btw

seeing your Ex for the first time in a year and she is with her new bf

just end my pointless existence haha

checking in boys, what's new?

I copy pasted the content of the post, and if there was an image attached, I attached the same image
not really all that complicated

Alri Mark

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mental illness is fascinating

Mboko? Who is Mboko you ask? Why, who else could this farcical character be? Quite a vibrant persona if you ask me. Being a qualified keyboard psychologist amongst other things (pseudo anthropologist, Sup Forums biologist, amateur breakdancer and graffiti artist) I would have to conclude that this character - Mboko that is - is actually a perverse creation of the rorkes inner psyche. Mboko the Nigerian is envisioned to be a strong, virile bullock from the Niger delta. Not only is he Nigerian, but he also has a thick Dublin accent. This confirms two of the Rorkes inner sexual desires: to be cuckolded and berated by a Nigerian, but also the notorious enemy! the Hibernian! The thought of a thick Bantu cock mixed with the appeal of wanton Fenian crassness turns the Rorke on like no other..

youtube.com/watch?v=-Pv11hUduAk

el sheikhANO jajajajjaskskm

can't get used to wanking left handed

checking in boys, what's new?

thought you were on house arrest mark

winkleman and tess daly do the exact same job at the exact same time, but winkelman gets £100k more a year for it.

Wonder why

cannot confirm nor deny that i reposted my own posts in the last thread

This is really fucking with me. Things haven't felt real for a while now as it is and this is just making my mental health even worse.

HOWLING @ leftypol siding with literal pakis who want them dead over their own people

Leftism truly is a mental disorder

any good nigger memes

Literal schizophrenia

>new people coming in to the thread and replying to the reposts

the leftypol discord have found our weakness lads

thought you were on house arrest mark

>Also rate this voice
is this (You)? it's very nice, could probably do it professionally if you played it right

>tfw i actually listen to this off a cd while driving through the hills of southern california

you britons will never become the driver
i pity you all

mental

dont know dont care

Business idea:blow my brains out onto a canvas and get my family to sell it as a piece of art work so my family can live a rich and happy life

winkleman commands a higher wage in the market place

remember when the leftypol runt was convinced the police were reading his Sup Forums posts because he called one of them a pig in a daring act of rebellion
lol

Given up caring about political crap

Interferes with your life and you don't get anything out of it

I honestly don't like black people, but I consider Samuel L. Jackson an honourary white person. His great performances are driven by his white DNA.

having a look

tell me about cricket in jersey

No

Because Winkleman has other jobs within the BBC too, cock knocker

it wasnt leftypol, it was me doing it manually.
other people joined in
typical rorke delusion

because Winkleman does radio work and other stuff I can't remember

lol

reached the end of a duolingo tree for a language.
tried reading a newspaper and only could understand about half of the words and sentences.

also had no idea how to form sentences and just seemed baffled by the rules of the language.

now i'm reading a book on the actual grammar of the language and suddenly its becoming alot clearer to me

/blog.

can't even imagine what the leftypol board would look like. Sup Forums is obviously right-leading but the comedy derives from the irony and crassness of that. can't imagine a left-wing bizarro version of that cause they don't possess that self-reflection and willingness to be offensive about things

is that huit chat

Racist anti Semite

willy: nice i guess
that qt otter bodyhair: LITERALLY perfection

please come to london and make me your cumdumpster

*buys it for 5 quid*

>a fucking Esperanto general

HOWLING SPLUTTERING AND SHITTING

I've decided to stop being a rorke lads. It's simply detrimental to my life. I used to mock leftists here as "leftypol" but now I have realised they're much better off than i, a sad basement dweller, could ever be. I just hope it's not too late

Thinking about bbq for dindin
maybe a pulled pork sandwich

I've decided to stop being a rorke lads. It's simply detrimental to my life. I used to mock leftists here as "leftypol" but now I have realised they're much better off than i, a sad basement dweller, could ever be. I just hope it's not too late

where do people get all their kev pics from?

what the actual fuck did I witness occur tonight?

>antinatalism

great long-term strategy

I am PERPETUALLY complimented for my penis size. I noticed this when a granny was staring at my shorts at Walmart and told me "God's gifted you, son". I hear about it daily, mostly from older females.