What went right?

What went right?

Everything. But people don't want different, they want the standard Marvel formula

Harley.

I haven't seen the movie and I don't know the plot or the antagonist I just know Harley is in it and every girl wants to cosplay her.

Basically the only thing. Oh and Diablo was pretty good

the poster

Just watched this, confirmed that Sup Forums and RT is literally always wrong

LOL YOUR TASTE IN MOVIES MUST BE SHIT.

She couldnt even keep her accent consistent

>Right
Um.....Croc had good makeup and Jai did a good job as Boomerang despite given so little to do? Thats all I got

>WE'RE BWAD GWUYS ITS HWAT WE DWOOOO

in what part of the USA is this accent common?

It was fun

More iconic than the entire MCU

The movie was quite bad otherwise

>lol its unpopular so I gotta say its good to fit in on my favorite anime website

DContrarians are truly pathetic

It presented an ensemble cast in a cape movie that actually felt like an ensemble rather than a patchwork of various worlds *coughcivilwarcough*. WillShot, ArmyOohRah, and KillerCuck were literal cardboard cutouts meant to build atmosphere, but at least two of them were 2d rather than 1d.

It would have benefitted from a slower edit with more attention paid to the characters up front rather than a video game cutscene for all of the characters except harley, and more action at like the 75 percent mark to up the stakes.

Anyway, it was the choice to make it a pleb friendly MCU knockoff instead of being the Gangsta-Centric work of violent drama like End of Watch that hindered it. That's the film's original sin.

>Iconic
Bull.Shit.

AYO HOLE UP
SO YOU BE SAYIN
WE AIN'T SOME KINNA
QUIP SQWAK?

What does iconic even mean at this point?

>DContrarians

But normies love the living fuck out this movie, Halloween this year was basically a nation wide DC comic con

But it devolved into the exact formula you're talking about in the end when they had to fight some big bland villain in order to save the world for the millionth time. A movie doesn't have stakes when the heroes have to save the world, because no shit the world isn't going to be destroyed, at least not when you know these actors are signed on for 8 more movies down the road.

By normies you mean 14 y/o edgelords and women hopping on the nerd trend because of said Halloween costume.

The movie made "normies like this" -money.

The more retarded parts of New Jersey, in fact.

No, I mean normies as in "people getting laid on the red instead of wasting their time playing the Mouse Internet Defense Force (MIDF) for free on a taiwanese cavepainting forum"

Harley Quinn #1 was also one of the top selling comic books of the year.

Was diablo any good?

>Its always Disneys fault that WB cant make a good DC Movie
Marvel Studios crank out formulaic shit and their books are even worse, so dont fucking pretend WB doesnt deserve its fair share of criticism.

I actually fucking hated SS though but facts are the facts, people loved this flick

This is one of the only movies I've turned off. I didn't even make it an hour in.

why did they decide to put a mary sue character like el diablo that can literally end the movie like 15 mins in?

>26% on RT
>script was written in 6 weeks
>re-edited by a trailer editing company who make it look like a music video
>all music either on the nose obvious and cringily out of place
>batman ambushes deadshot in front of his daughter, completely out of character
>skip over why harley falls in love with joker, the most interesting part
>joker performance is turbo cringy, what everyone wants to see it for
>pussied out and edited out a lot of his scenes
>joker is literally a cuck
>why would batman save harley if hes willing to gun down random henchmen?
>flash has his costume but batman builds it for him in justice league
>archaeologists first instinct is to crack open ancient artifact
>waller knows about enchantresses brother and that she can teleport and get any item but doesnt have any security methods against her rescuing her brother
>introducing characters and concepts over and over again
>dude we need to prepare for supervillain attacks by letting supervillains roam free lol
>why take deadshot to a shooting range? they already have a file of his accomplishments
>plot set off by a woman happening to talk in her sleep
>flagg doesnt bother to tell anyone what happened
>they send enchantress to deal with the subway attack even though they know its her brother
>how did ancient mayans defeat enchantress if shes this powerful?
>how does flagg get out of the city if he was at ground zero? why doesnt enchantress capture him right there if she wants him?
>why is harley on the team? what does she offer? in fact why are any of them there if they are not on a suicide mission but an extraction mission and they're also sending navy seals who are there of their own free will and more disciplined?
>how do they cover up an entire city being taken over?
>telegraphs slipknot is the one to die first by not giving him an intro
>characters dont do anything that evil so have to keep saying over and over again yo stay evil honey

>we some kinna... SUICIDE SQUAD™ IN 3D IMAX?
>katana despises criminals but ends up friends with them
>three out of three choppers get shot down by who knows what and no one dies
>generic boring power rangers baddies to fight in terribly filmed action scenes with no narrative arc or tension or purpose
>trying hard to be like deadpool by giving boomerang a pony doll
>had to CGI harley's ass to be rounded
>diabolo is not even that powerful, could be accomplished by a dude with a flamethrower
>magic vat of acid that turns you into a juaggalo is deep enough to dive into but also to stand in
>deadshot just walks into a secure bunker you need to type a password into to enter
>waller murders FBI agents as if they're more likely to spill the beans and not the millions of civilians evacuated and no one cares
>its just a coincidence waller was in the city when enchantresses brother kicked off?
>why did they need the suicide squad to escort waller up one flight of stares to a roof?
>why wasn't waller notified that joker broke into the factory that made the bombs?
>why doesnt flagg just shoot harley himself when her bomb stops working?
>why does deadshot risk seeing his daughter again to spare harley? she's done nothing but cause trouble
>chopper pilot flies down to the street where the enemies are while letting off fireworks to look cool in a trailer
>deadshot reads an entire classified binder in one second
>why didnt waller destroy her heart completely?
>why have a flashback to the subway attack that adds zero information?
>why are they suddenly best friends after having zero character development?
>why would they like harley when shes telling diablo its a good thing he killed his family?
>"I dont kill women" in a movie where 3 out of 4 of the most evil and dangerous people are women
>flagg just carries around deadshots letters from his daughter?
>boomerang runs off and then comes back for no reason at all

>why is it up to them to kill enchantress? why not just fire a hellfire missile into that trainstation if a bomb kills them?
>why is the tunnel flooded? where did they get scuba gear from? why is killer crocs only contribution that he can swim well?
>why do they call katana crazy when they can see right in front of them that her husbands soul is really trapped in the sword?
>enchantress starts rhyming and bellydancing like its epic rap battles of history
>why doesnt she just turn the suicide squad into her minions like everyone else?
>why does she even try to trick them around to her side? her side of what? turning earth into a hellscape? why would they think they could have a happy life if she won? why would harley want a normal life? why would deadshots happy world be he murders batman in front of his daughter?
>boomerang and katana dont get visions? they can just fuck off?
>where are all of enchantresses minions to protect her machine or magic spell or whatever generic blue beam firing into the air from every superhero movie ever made?
>why is boomerang surprised to see her brother when he was the one who spotted him with his drone?
>el diablos transformation effects are worse than ghostrider in agents of shield, an abc tv show
>he doesnt even do anything but hold the sub-boss in place
>didnt his fire form transformation set off the bomb in his neck?
>why not just shoot waller to stop the mind uplink and stop her from capturing them?
>it's a capeshit movie has the big bad cause retardedly overpowered amounts of worldwide damage that will be immediately trivialized in the next scene/movie episode
>if enchantress can teleport why doesnt she just teleport swords into all of their hearts? why change costumes and martial arts fight them?
>why is harley heroic now when shes arguably the most evil person in the movie? why would she value the squad over joker?
>bullet time sequence where the bullet moves too slow in relation to other moving objects in the frame

>what exactly about shooting explosives inside of an inter-dimensional portal causes it to shut down?
>whys flagg so happy now that they're going to kill his gf?
>why is waller threatening harley with a bomb thats been deactivated?
>why doesnt someone just kill waller right then and there?
>deadshot gets 2 million dollars per hit but his daughter lives in a shithole?
>the cast has progressed in no way ater the story concludes other than one of them can watch BET now
>why is crock characterized as a stereotypical black man?
>why didnt joker just break harley out of blackgate at the start if he had that much military might?
>why does batman need to get files from waller when he already has files on the justice league from lex luthor?
>why is he warning her to shut down the program when his own company is the one that manufactures the bombs?
>why doesnt batman go and murder the fucking joker if hes fine with killing in this universe?

Not the editing, it was a fucking mess. Margot Robbie and, surprisingly, Will Smith were the only salvageable things out of this disaster.

>But people don't want different
Is that why this movie was made? It tried so desperately hard to be a quippy marvel team movie it collapsed unto itself. I wonder how you retards manage to survive on your own.

I think you're confusing Mary Sue with deus ex machina there.

Pretty much the only character I gave a shit about imo. Also pretty much the only one that mattered in the end because hilariously OP compared to the rest.

>dis autismus

And yet it BTFO most of the MCU at the Box Office, particularly the so called new 2001, Dr Strange. How fucking bad were those movies then?

>on your own.

Implying they don't live with mommy, using her internet.

Bog Witch Enchantress gave me an erection every time she was on screen.

>people loved this flick

Not really. No one ever says anything good about it irl

MCU movies to crack 1 billion dollar mark
>The Avengers
>Avengers: Age of Ultron
>Iron Man 3
>Captain America: Civil War
DCU movies to crack 1 billion dollar mark >*tumbleweed*

>Iron Man makes money
>everything else performs worse than a movie about the Joker's girlfriend

Really forces you to meditate about this particular question

yeah good point other than the other three movies I listed

I thought I was the only one. This bitch gave me the craziest boner

>new 2001
I thought that was Interstellar.

>movies about Batman & Superman make less than Kirk Lazarus playing Hugh Hefner
I mean come on.

>Iron Manlet isn't the main character of the avengers movies

Just like Jack Sparrow isn't the main character of the first three Pirates films, Will and Liz are.

Me not watching this shit on the big screen