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Platonic friendships edition

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Tell me about the janny

We're mates mate

Going to nab the get lads

test

cricket

is

will leave the rest up to your imagination lads

Thanks mate already come up with a few ends I'd like to see

love my mates

Thanks mate I quite like you too

here

Oi Richo you here m8?

...

love

wogs OUT

test

cricket

Cook is definitely a little bit celtic mate

my name is Ariel
and I'm a nympho

cricket

...

Fuck me my bowel is in a bad state

Going to be shitting my guts out soon I reckon

Hate my life

Shall kill myself soon

anime

-_-

FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
AHHH FUCK ME LADS
FUCK

JUST
U
S
T

Digits imply you should desu senpai.

assfailia better kill yourself soon

This experience has pushed me over the edge

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Would love the janny to hit me with a permaban after this embarassment

de Villiers is such a fucking loser

you will never understand test cricket

youtube.com/watch?v=Us3_8FxoAls

I went on the Snapchat map thing where you zoom out, went over to Australia, went to Perth, then went a little north of Perth and tapped someone's random snapchat in the middle of fuckall near some place called "Eneabba" and I heard this cool Australian song:

youtube.com/watch?v=r0bS-YnLf4s

anyways just thought I'd share that. Thanks

Love those pornos where the step mom seduces the daughter lads really the bread and butter of my porn consumption

Hate incest porn half of it is high quality but I can't stand the incest shit

reckon the concept of calling your e-friends lads and putting lad in every sentence is genuinely the peak of internet humour

are we e-friends?

yeah lad

haha, thanks lad, you too

>"wonder what goes on in this general..."
>
>

just woke up

>lesbian porn

just buying some music off iTunes for my new phone lads

>paying for music

buy any pavement?

BUY music?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

who's your favorite witch from little witch academia lads
also
>organizing the bangladesh shit during the fucking monsoon season

scum

1st purchase of course

akko > diana > ursula/chariot > constanze > sucy > lotte > jasminka the fat cunt >>> amanda >>>>>>>>> croix

>akko over diana just because she's the main character
>amanda not below jasminka by at least 10 >'s
shit list lad

Please help me settle a debate with my friend.

Who wins a three-match ODI series (one played in England, one in India, one in Australia) out of these two teams?

can't you believe you and your brainlet friend talk about odis together fuck off

missing test cricket, ttytt

Not you again

state of those batting line ups

Roooooo

Just tell me which team would win you virgins

>Not you again

drop smith for any memeswing batsman, kholi to 3 and da bear to 4 and B. A has too many holes (paul fucking collingwood, jajeda at 7 when you have stokes at 5 for the 5th bowler, 2x similar paced batsman at 3-4)

...

>ODIs

umm fuck off weebs x

B has shit bowling sans but vastly superior batting
would tip B

Thanks senpai

off out for a bum

new

B

A has the based 18 year old so them

>dissing muscular weebs
shameful desu

>nannies still asleep
ugh

i don't want it
i need it
to breathe
to feel
to know that i'm alive

yeah I've reported some of the worst shitposting here, can't wait for the janny to clear it up so we can go back to some cricket discussion

>40C 100% humidity
>Memeswell decides to go out for a run, go to the gym and go for another run afterwards
>surprised when he gets heat stroke

Hack XI

Hi lads,

Would just like to say that I've spent my 3 day holiday thinking about why Straff posting in inappropriate, have learnt my lesson and will no longer be indulging in it.

Hope that local sports photographer, Jarryd Strafford, (whose work has been published in several New Limited publications) can cover some cricket games this summer. His football stuff is really decent.

Looking forward to the Hales show tonight

Tell me about the continued Fawad Alam non-selection

>56.51 first class average
>41.66 test average
>axed because of one lean series 7 years ago

He's so far ahead of other test players

Don't understand it lads

why isnt the odi on lads?

There are many people who felt you should have been part of the Pakistan Test squad that toured the West Indies...

I want to thank all my supporters and fans. I really appreciate their kind words and support for me. I appreciate their love and prayers and always have done so. I cannot really comment on why I was not selected and what the thoughts of the selectors are, but I am happy with my recent form and performances and perhaps it's not in my destiny to play for Pakistan. Let's see, all I can do is hope and stay positive.

Your statistics in domestic cricket are excellent. Do you think the selectors are ignoring those players who perform consistently in domestic cricket?

There are obviously some reasons why I am not being given another chance, despite performing consistently in domestic cricket. I guess this could simply be a case of 'liking' and 'disliking', but I cannot say for sure. In the past, when the selectors recalled me, I performed and then I was dropped again without any reason. You don't make players by continually picking them and then dropping them. You shatter the confidence of players if you keep ignoring their performances. If you perform for your country and do well and then get dropped, well that is just confusing and demoralising.

You mention likings and disliking, can you elaborate on this point?

I know what is going on and I would land in a lot of trouble if I spilled the beans. I know what is going on behind the scenes and if I tell the truth then there will be a huge storm and backlash so I guess it's best to keep quiet on this topic.

Hmm

Fawad demonstrated his magnificence with the bat two years ago when he was given a run in the Asia Cup. In his first ODI after four years, he scored a match saving 70-ball 74 during Pakistan’s chase of a daunting 326 against Bangladesh.

As if that wasn’t enough, he scored his maiden ODI century in the very next game against Sri Lanka to take Pakistan to a respectable 260 from a disastrous start in the tournament final.

But Fawad’s career has been marked with consistent heartbreaking results. Despite his remarkable average of 69 runs in eight ODIs in 2014, he was dropped from the ICC World Cup 2015 squad.

“Younis bhai is a pinnacle of mental toughness,” he says.

The veteran was present at the crease along with Fawad when the southpaw achieved an unprecedented landmark to become the first ever Pakistani cricketer to score a century on his debut overseas.

Not having opened in a cricket match before, Fawad was drafted in the playing XI for the second Test against Sri Lanka at Colombo as an opener.

He got out for just 16 in the first innings but impressed two days later with a tremendous 259-ball 168 in Pakistan’s total of 320 runs.

fucking hell his ODI average is 40.25 too what the fuck how is he not in the side

fawad is elite

Reminder to watch India vs Sri Lanka right now lads

don't watch brown cricket

love aggers
love bumble
love boycs
love warney
love michael holding
hate nasser simple as

dat casual islamophobia

love fawad alam
hate fawad ahmed

>it's a sri lanka are shit at cricket episode

not a fan

business idea: privatise Australian federal debt by converting it to Cricket Australia shares with a government provided dividend stream

I don’t care about UFC. I don’t care about boxing. But oh how I hope McGregor beats the shit out of that woman beating coward Mayweather

god I fucking hate imbalanced cricket

jarryd 'watcher of films' strafford