Is he, dare i say it, /ourguy/?
Is he, dare i say it, /ourguy/?
Thomas King
Angel Rodriguez
>All the usual signs point to Leo being in the closet
>The gay community is divided on this because they feel a gay man wouldn't let themselves go as badly as he did
Always find that funny
Wyatt Johnson
He's a hell of a lot smarter than the Johnny Depps, and Brendan Frasiers of the world.
Choosing to stay single and fuck models, rather than marrying a gold digging shrew.
That said: "Muh climate change!"
Thomas White
I SURE DO LOVE WOMEN
GOT LIKE 7 OF THEM
Jason Thompson
Sauce?
Alexander Russell
How can he live like this? Is it not uncomfortable to surround yourself in hot women that you know are only there because they want your money? Imagine how awkward the silences are.
Jaxson Bennett
Routine closet threads on datalounge.com
Aaron Adams
What? No. They all know why they are there, and they all know the ain't got a chance at gold digging because there is like 7 women. He probably doesn't give a fuck about them and doesn't lie about his intentions. It is basically a better form of prostitution, not awkward for Leo, just for them.
Thomas Peterson
Lukas Hass is his gay lover. They say they are just best friends who just happen to live with eachother (Hass sleeps in same house as Leo)
Colton Williams
I would do the same if I was Leo tbqh. Definitely /myguy/.
Leo Hernandez
They do each other.
Dylan Robinson
Leo's so based he literally gives no fucks
He probably got a vasectomy to avoid them sabotaging birth control. And he has his butt-boy Lucas Haas on standby if they ever piss him off too much
He's literally just surrounded by a harem of supermodels to fuck whenever he can be assed
Always gonna be better than a fleshlight
Leo probably doesn't even remember what masturbation feels like
Ian Howard
I don't know, I'm 29 and I never had sex.
Jayden Davis
Surrounded by models
>not a PR trick to trick people beliving hes not gay
Come on retards, hes more homo than vin diesel ffs.
Benjamin Walker
No Global warming is a myth
Julian Morris
Jews are a myth
Charles Turner
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Easton Torres
Can't wait until this talentless cat-face gets busted for child prostitution or some shit.
Chase Sullivan
i think its hilarious kids talking shit about leo. They wouldnt say this shit to him at the beach, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest supermodels. yall are pathetic lol
Hudson Hill
>he's jacked
He's fat. And flabby. I could probably rape him in front of all those bimbos and no one would be able to do shit about it.
They're just sitting around horrified while I pound leo's fat pasty ass into the sand, making him cry worse then he did in the Revenant.
Then I just leave him there, dripping with cum, head stuffed in the sand like an ostrich, dead.
Jose Gonzalez
Should've just play coy like Tom Hollande.
Jonathan Lopez
The women on the right are literally perfect
Brayden King
>implying there arent millions of girls who want to fuck leo because he is leo
Gabriel Thomas
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Eli Perez
to be honest so would you
Brayden Perry
he doesn't care but it doesn't mean he doesn't understand
Joshua Gray
Legend has it that he hasn't washed his cock since 1997. A chorus of women suck it clean every morning.
Asher Perez
Whats with the sluts? I'd understand fucking them but why would you want them to hang around you otherwise?
Jacob Diaz
There's literally nothing wrong with this. They deserve it for being whores
James Jones
You were close
Ayden Flores
No.
Not since he won an Oscar.
He's dead to me now.
Justin Jenkins
edge aside, yeah, you can't really sympathize with them
William Morgan
>He was acting like a cunt, so obviously I kept going without saying anything because god forbid someone challenge somebodys shitty behaviour and encourages them to examine themselves.
Assuming this is true, he may act shitty, but if everybody around caves to him then how's he going to know?
Carter Richardson
To be honest, if bitches lined up to suck my cock, I wouldn't also give a shit about them.
Chase Nelson
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Nolan Young
>42
>not married
>no children
When is he going to grow up?
Elijah Wright
If I was a famous celebrity bachelor I'd stay single with no children my entire career.
I know my mom wants to be a grandma but I told her it'll never happen.
Asher Cox
Fleshlights have feelings kek
Carson Gomez
>The women was so confused by the situation that she just carried on
LMFAO
Elijah Diaz
I came to this thread just to reread this. It's never not hilarious.
James Morales
Yeah I couldn't figure out how to say it without being edgy. But for real
>Sleep with an actor only because he's a Star and you're attractive enough
>Get mad when he doesn't respect you
What's there to respect? You've given up the most intimidate and precious thing you have to offer a person for the shallowest reasons possible
Owen Hernandez
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Hudson Moore
damnit I missed the get. what was it?
Nathan Rogers
kek
Ian Perez
Why doesnt leo want kids?
Noah Martinez
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Brandon Rodriguez
>Alexander wept, as he saw there were no worlds left to conquer
Jaxon Wilson
no, he is 9gags guy
Jacob Johnson
Damn imagine how boring it must be being one of a dozen replaceable sluts. I mean the money's good but how interesting a guy could Leo be?
Jason Morgan
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Christian Kelly
based leo, doing what anyone should do in his situation.