/heem/ - Natty GOAT Edition

Bispy bless buddeh

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>McTapper fans STILL can't explain how he will win

Who is your favorite non roided undisputed champion

Hendo lads

For sure who's your favorite female fighter?

based satan

not brown enough desu

Dan Henderson

So turinabol can be detected for 40-50 days after you take it. How the fuck did Jon not fail one of the earlier tests? Did he take it 3 days before the fight, and if so why? It's not like it's going to make a difference at that point.

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She's hwite

Do you do BJJ lad?

>taller
>longer arms
>KO power
>karate stance distance
>prepared for 12 rounds
>breaks the guard

>Venezuelan vixen
>White
Pick one

two wins over the interim "mw champ" would trigger just about anyone

Angles my man

rory

rory

Via unorthodoxy.

He's all revved up boys

rory

roidry

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Oooh can I try? Rory

>caring who the champ is rather than caring about specific fighters

samefag

Bisping bless us, everyone!

The champion is a set of beliefs

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you know

>you know I wouldn't trip Jon

Good post my man

Bisping bless

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pissbing

I think he tested positive for a metabolite that stays in your system long after you take it. It's a new test so he may not have taken it before.

For me it's Daniel Henderson

This

The test is five years old.

Daniel Jeffery Henderson

based

*Gasses you after two rounds*

I meant thicckenzie

2-1
One KO in sparring while Luke was a champ
One KO in a legit fight while Luke was a champ

Bispy bless you though lad. Hope you let go of the hate and bitterness

That chimp like movement after he won. Joe Rogan would be impressed

Threadly reminder Jon Jones is innocent and was set up.

There's no reason to start a steroid cycle on the day of the fight, not only will you be tested twice that day but it will offer you no benefits at all.

MONEY MONEY MONEY TEAM (x12)

Lets get a second angle on that buddeh

prove it, you can't

Yeah but it hasn't been in full use until recently, it's been getting rolled out slowly since it was developed. There's no telling what samples are going to what labs

It was the same test they busted Mir with, and for the same substance. I think you're right it does go off of metabolites. It's a new test so it's possible he's been on it for a while now. I still don't get how the earlier tests wouldn't have picked up on it though

The chin has to be tucked buddeh

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Was he more terrifying than Harambe?

What's it like to get shadowrealmed?

Nice OP. 10/10

Well he failed a standard in-competition test. It's entirely possible that the athletic commission sends their samples to a different lab than the one USADA is using. I have no idea where to find that information, though.

Taking picks

>I googled something like a good obedient slut
you only did half your job whore, there is no video here of Rockhold being KO'd in sparring. Zero proof as I said.

Why do you guys like Bisping he's the worst champion and he ducks top contenders

kys

Tweet @mikebisping to find out

no one actually likes that loser it's just (you) baiting

Rockhold admit it happened so does Bisping

Stay worked by Bisping. Bisping bless your bum ass

So he failed a csac test instead of a usada one? Or are the ac tests usada administered? That's fucking weird

Yeah he ducks but he's far from worst.
If anyone, Conor is the worst champ out there by virtue of freezing the most fun division.
You don't get to call him the worst just because you don't like his personality. Man's resume speaks for itself.

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Jones was set up, he tested clean all camp. Tbol the night of the fight would do NOTHING for him. He was fucking set up. Cormier was way too pleased with this news, I know he or Dana White has something to do with this.

Prove me the fuck wrong.

No, he never said that. You're wrong.

Also Bisping was lying to hype the fight, nothing more.

>Fighters never lie, never ever!

lol they really do though

youtube.com/watch?v=o43W9Xg0ANU

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Why the fuck would Dana kill one of his superstars? And Cormier is pissed he'll never get to fight Jones again

There is literally no reason to set up bones get your tinfoil shit out of here. Even if it turns out to be a tainted supplement he'll probably get hit with a 2 year suspension still just because of his track record of ingesting dodgy supps

I watch pro wrestling also. Unlike 95% of the people here I don't see it as an insult

LADS

youtube.com/watch?v=T5JOQX_6MQU

AYOOO

FORM VOLKAN

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MONEY MONEY MONEY TEAM

>Cuck Thomas and bimbo scrub in the same video
No way am I giving that a view nigga

>I watch pro wrestling also
Time to grow up

Yeah, the CSAC had him pee in a cup after the weigh-in. Standard deal. I think they said USADA is involved in the process now though, so it is pretty confusing. Hopefully things get cleared up soon

lose weight

WE GON NEVER EVER CHANGE UP

It's a minimum 4 year ban now though

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MMA as we know it today was created by pro-wrestlers.

Also polite reminder that the Gracies got exposed by a pro-wrestler.

>pro-wrestlers.
I believe the correct term is mandrama actors

Canelo is 100x a better boxer than McGregor and was clowned by Mayweather

lol this is the same goof that was spamming vince mcmahon owned the ufc a month ago

get the fuck out, MMA has nothing to with wwe outside of your tiny skull

Imagine if DC beat Jones and then Jones still popped.

100% I'd consider him the best fighter ever.

Boxing is a set of beliefs

Floyd got me feeling like a Milli a Milli moonwalkin like im billie jean

Very cool.

he should fight stipe to cement his GOAT status

>being this insecure that people like something you don't

LMAO Bisping bless. Try to avoid getting worked into shoots

DC is on roids too. He just hides it a lot better. Roids are so easier to mask; Bones is just a retard

or maybe it's hard to mask for him because he was using so much more than cormier

LADS

It's been needling at me for weeks but I think I finally figured out who the "mole" in Conor's camp is. This whole Jon Jones thing was the final piece of the puzzle I needed. He's a fucking genius

Yea but it didn't happen, instead he got CTE and cried like a bitch in front of everyone. He's a paper champ and everyone knows it

>inb4 m-muh drug test

For sure my dude that leg kick only knocked out DC because of roids 100%

grow up

>Rogan keeps saying how great shape Jones is in
>the best he's ever looked
>oh it's steroids what a surprise
Stupid dumb prick. Get Jones out of the UFC. He's a lying cunt with his whole 'I'mma changed now I a good boy I dindu nuffin I wuz gettin my life together I was goin church'.