Sell me this movie

Sell me this movie

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C'mon.. its Marty Scoreskezzie and that guy..

you get a pen with the bluray

The Best film of the year. A masterpiece.

DUDE SMOKING CRACK AND COMICALLY SCREAMING FOR 3 HOURS LMAO

it isn't the revenant.

a fun family film for all ages

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It's "Goodfellas" for finance bros. It's fun, funny and appealing in the beginning, and then they stretch the jokes out for so long and carry them so far that you realize nobody's really joking, and you're actually surrounded by horrible people.

The only place where you can see Margot Robbie naked.

goodfellas with stockbrokers

I can see that in my kitchen.

Pretty much this, if you like Marty's other films you'll probably enjoy this.
Also it never feels like it's 3 hours long which is nice.

Hey, do you have a movie to watch right now?

I don't need to sell it to you, it's shit, I'd give it to you for free. I'd even pay you to take it from me.

there is not "bad ending" for the protagonist because his life of excess is already miserable,the movie just dont say it explicitly

This, he's like Henry Hill where he'll never be truly happy but now has no friends left.
Also irl he's stuck paying millions in fines to the government still.

DiCaprio is actually appropriate in his role in a Scorcese movie for once

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dude quualudes and jonah hill's flaccid penis lmao

Have you seen this movie?

It's funny.

If you don't watch this movie then your mother dies in her sleep tonight.

this, he's been the weakest point in every other Scorcese film for me he's been in and whilst he is still out preformed by a few he was markedly more fitting for this role

do you want to see Margot Robbie naked or are you a faggot

im pretty sure he is still living very comfortable (multi-millionaire) as a public speaker and author

Write your name on this piece of paper.
Oh, you can't if you haven't seen the movie? Oh well...

It's pretty funny and great to see the possibilities when you make that sort of money. Plus Margot is HNNNNGGGGGG as fuck.

what movie did Leo star in where he played a rich guy who actually doesn't have it all together?

for me the idea of this movie is that the more rich people get money the more they need it . its like an addiction. also, losing everything for such wealthy guys doesnt mean becoming financially broke but more like losing your financial goal.

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nice

Hookers and blow

>do you want to see Margot Robbie naked or are you a faggot
I'd rather see Jaime Pressley
If Jaime is Game Boy, Margot is Game Child

>they said fuck
>ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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And Quaaludes.

Jewish goodfellas. Like, shot for shot.

The underdog jews himself to the very top and does hilarious drug stuff, must see!

Possibly the most degenerate movie ever made that isn't a porn. It's really bad and has nothing to do with trading stocks or wallstreet itself. More about the life style of young ultra rich hedonist jews.

>Also it never feels like it's 3 hours long which is nice.

It really did feel like it was 3 hours long when I first watched it. It felt even longer the second time. Not that there was a single boring moment, it just feels like a long ass movie because it's one. Nothing wrong with that tho

>It's a "true story about a bunch of kikes acting like miserable kikes but they're played by aryan white people so that you don't realize it's a bunch of stinking jews" movie

Jonah Hill almost killed DiCaprio in it by intentionally fucking up the takes where he was to slather up a bite of Sushi.
It took 170 takes to get it right.

This

came here to post this
typical Hollywood

leo and jonah truly are straight from nazi germany's propaganda

>hey, you know that smarmy ugly hook-nosed sephardic jew who scammed millions of dollars in the stock market?
>let's have him played by the handsome Leo DiCaprio, who looks like he comes straight off a 3rd reich propaganda poster.

Write my name on a piece of paper

I mean, Leo's a prettyboy but Scorcese has a crush on him for some reason and they didn't skimp on Jonah

he snorts out of a butthole

our guy

That'll be $14.95 user
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