/Dixie/ - Turkey & Friends

I fucking did it edition

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>t*rks

>wh*tes

Oh boy get ready for the hordes of shitposters and various armenian and turk diaspora
You can thank me and my flag later

good edition

/acadiana/

>shows good looking white men

didnt know the south was so european

the south is of euro and dunmer descent

>tfw the Mountain didn't rape snektits on camera
Feels bad mang

>I've been raped
Can't be raped if it's an arranged marriage sweetie :))))

>not caught up

>a finger in the bum is worth two in the bush Ser Jaime

>crashing these kingdoms

Looks like they took a wrong turn at HBO studios

I'm upset that you guys missed the get

>taking a knife in the heart for his own people
>guys did you notice that
>seriously guys please notice this
>Jerry Stu is going to become the Night's King by taking obsidian in the heart guise
BRAVO D&D

we came close

Azor Edmure

they dont look white. look at those colors.

>that absolutely fucking abysmal Casterly Rock and Highgarden
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>muh 10 good men
When will this meme die

how did they even lose highgarden? i thought they would have more than 35 man guarding the castle.. like wtf?

The Lannisters had 20 good men and a finger up their bums

What I don't understand is how they even had an army after years of fighting across the continent and being unable of paying them

I don't understand why Casterly Rock was supposedly impregnable when it had 10m high walls and wasn't on a mountain

I don't understand why Euron didn't burn Dany's fleet while he was sailing around Dorne

I don't understand why Dany is on Dragonstone in the first place instead of basing herself in the Reach, the Stormlands, or Sunspear

I don't understand how Euron *teleported behind her*

This show is fucking dogshit

a dozen heavily armored knights could take on over a hundred peasants and come out on top

that type of scenario isn't played out in GoT because they only bothered being fairly realistic in the first few seasons

i knew that shit was going downhill when i saw this swordfight

youtube.com/watch?v=jcCawhWkwUg

>muh dual wielding

>they could take on a hundred peasants
Except they weren't peasants, and the Unsullied aren't knights. They aren't even supposed to be that great at fighting, their only use is in a phalanx so that they're guaranteed not to break and run

>muh dual wielding
I mean if anyone could do it then it was Arthur Dayne. Supposed to be the best knight since Aemon the Dragonknight. That scene was shit tho

>dual wielding with two longswords

nah senpai

its silly

>that scene was shit tho
I'm not trying to defend it

How's the new season?

The show has been shit since the sneks were introduced, Cersei at the end of last season was ok

lost interest when they brought on that pop star for a cameo

fucking limeys

What're yall dippin today? grizzly straight here

tobacco is for degenerates

>fucking limeys
It's an American show unfortunately

the two directors/creators

>David Benioff
>Benioff was born David Friedman in New York City, to a Jewish family with roots in Romania, Austria, Poland and Russia.
>D. B. Weiss
>Weiss was born and raised in Chicago, Illinois. His family is Jewish.

EVERY FUCKING TIME

having a beer tbqh

might smoke some bourbon flavored tobacco out of my corncob pipe later

>King's Landing has been getting browner and browner every season
>show is now full YAAAS QUEEN SLAAAAAAAAAY and has been since season 5 at least
We need GRRM to come back and hold their hands again, I don't even care if the fat fuck finishes his series

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its always been YAAAS QUEEN

when the fuck has daenarys ever not gotten her way

she has dozens of guys tripping over themselves for that platinum blonde dragonpussy willing to do whatever she wants

>when the fuck has daenarys ever not gotten her way
But it made sense from 1-4, it wasn't *teleports behind you* tier shit that we're getting now

And it wasn't the "move over boys, strong womyn are here now" shit that we've been getting since the sneks were introduced

the first four seasons stayed fairly true to the books though

it was around then that they started getting all "lol we gotta change da plots because tv"

>"tobacco is for degenerates" says the literal faggot cocksucker

smoke cock, not deathsticks :))))

I don't even like what they did to show VictEurion that much but anything is better than this feminist faggotry

>tfw will never get to see Moqorro
>tfw will never see volcano arm Victarion
>tfw will never see VALYRIAN. STEEL. ARMOR

>plant matter laced with nicotine
OR
>a meat stick filled with salty cream

tough decision

the quality has just gone downhill

also i can't stand looking at maisie williams face anymore

ive never seen anyone with such strong fetal alcohol syndrome features

>Arya Stark, faceless man

faceless men weren't as cool as i thought they were

>oh hey welcome to our secret death cult
>one guy in the temple
>"but i thought the faceless men were i gigantic guild of assassins"
>yeah im the only member
>im all of them

How did Arya learn to do the shit that takes faceless men decades to learn

>hey, you killed one of our members and embarrassed us by not fulfilling a contract but we'll let you leave lol
Really hate this show

>when cersei's cavernous cunt is stretched wide open by Euron's MASSIVE KRAKEN COCK
my body is ready

>in the end all the surviving starks get together in winterfell to eat northern SOUL food

youtube.com/watch?v=aQHOzbF0qH0

Nerds

Rename this general /ark/

/conway/

Wonder what happened to that guy from Little Rock

turk+nerd=turd

then /faulkner/

then /conway/

>most POWERFUL city on earth

Why is guinness so expensive wtf

You shut your mouth

Faget

good question

idk senpai

you're closer to ireland than we are and it's just $2-3 more for guinness compared to a normal 6 pack of beer

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Also is kilkenny any good?

Its 20 liras here for 50cl

Leffe Blonde is really good

>almost 6 bucks for a guinness

damn dude

youtu.be/ZSF3i2YO1iM
>born amidst salt and smoke. Is he a ham?
>your mother was a dumb whore with a fat ass
Forgot what peak got was like

I-is that bad?
The cheapest 50 beer you can get here is 6-8 liras depending on the city

Thanks bud gonna try it out right now

This tastes like cough syrup

not terribly expensive, it's what you'd pay here in an overpriced bar for like a premium beer

6-8 lira is about what you'd pay for cheapass bud light here

lel

in what way

Is that in the stores or bars?

>watching food tv host go to libya post civil war
>its all about how gadaffi was evil and the freedom fighters are so noble and good and in the right

the food looks really good tho, i really want to try this fucking rice stuffed squid with tomato sauce the dude had

>tfw no tentacled invertebrates to eat in arkansas

Irish pub desu
Had my first quenedella or whatever the fuck it was, shit was cash
That entire plate was cheaper then the 33cl leffy

Its like someone alcholified cough syrup.
Still tasted nice though

>Its like someone alcholified cough syrup.
>Still tasted nice though
what

>not taking the patrician centrist position and recognizing that all sides were shit and this was just another war designed to keep NATO's enemies in their place

>irish quesadilla

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

quesadillas are dank tho, hard to fuck up a tortilla, cheese, and a few fillings

its anthony bourdain, fucking CNN
>goes to country with right wing in power
>goes out of his way to mention the right wing is in power and who the opposition on the left is
>goes to country with left wing in power
>praises left wingers and what wonderful things they're doing while ignoring the right wing

bonus round
>went out of their way to get camera shots with antifa graffiti when visiting greece

>the right wing is in power
European political conventions From now on the political spectrum is from British individualism to (((European))) collectivism

I went and thanked the chef tbqh, it was that good
He looked delighted

>went and thanked the chef
u a gud boi turkbud

that doesn't happen enough to folks working back of house in restauraunts

>reaction image says "that's hilarious"

shit

thats not the right one, another version says "that's awesome"

>cant tell my reaction images apart as thumbnails
too late to name them tho

Also told the bartender ı loved her hair.
Thankfully she found that cute and noy disturbing. Had a little chat with the guy looking at the desk too. He made me count the original irish cities like deishumhain, eir stahman and stavenger (thank you eu4)
I think they liked me there

>Scaramucci is out already

hell yeah

sounds like a fun place turkbud

Ankara is great I feel less like a 4/10 khv loser here.
I think its because everyone in shitstanbul tries their hardest to look like models

it is the capital after all

little rock is full of hipstercunts and wannabe gangstas (with some actual scaryass gangstas in some parts)

What? He just got in

>with some actual scaryass gangstas in some parts
Near sweethome desu

The Commonwealth of Kentucky.

>War of the Roses lasted less than 1 year
I thought this was supposed to be gamebreaking for England. Is there some more shit that I need to worry about?

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i know colored pictures don't exist in turkey but come on.

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#NoConfederate

at this point im not sure if it's a PR stunt for publicity or actually SJWs

but if they make it, the confederates will look as good as nazis did in man in high castle

we can only grow STRONGER

are you serious? I didn't know that. they make it sound like some decade long period of civil instability or something.

Stealing the hotel towels and bathrobes

I never understood why war of the roses is seen as such a big event when the 30 year war had started right afterwards

I need a dixie merchant pic for moments like these

here's a yankee

you could color him gray

>they make it sound like some decade long period of civil instability or something
I parked a stack of 30 something troops on Lancashire and pressed the button. It said something about unrest so I just raised autonomy everywhere

>you could color him gray
He looks too much like an FOB Mick for that to work

I didn't know you were talking about EUIV, kek

If you put a thousand man in every province you will only get unrest I think

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Is this the average cajun people?

>turn on closed captions