/cules/ thread

Get in here and celebrate bros.
>PSG tried to fuck with the Seri transfer
>*buys Seri anyway*
>Dirtmud: "Y-y-youre not getting Dembele!"
>*buys him anyway*
>Livershit: "G-goatinho isnt for sale, f-fuck off he wants to stay!"
>*buys him away with a cheeky £130M bid their shit club cant refuse*
>ABBs praying so hard to Allah for us to fail in getting our top transfers are now on suicide watch wondering why the mudslime bombings in Barcelona didnt stop us

>us

Literally who can stop them

Moroccans.

Halal can 2bh.

which part of barça are you from m8?

The celona part.

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>The celona part.
Is it some cartels area near Monterrey ?

None of this happened though.

>PSG tried to Bait with the Seri transfer
>*buys Seri anyway*
>Dirtmud: "Y-y-youre not getting Dembele, maybe if you give me €150M!"
>*buys him anyway*
>Livershit: "G-goatinho isnt for sale, f-fuck off he wants to stay!"
>*He will stay*
>Our midfield is dying
>Our defense is low tier edition
>We lost Nerman

I just corrected some stuff mate.

about to lose Messi to city

Enjoy that attacking just hope to God that they can keep the ball for the entire game. With Pique leading your defense you're fucked.

>Dirtmud: "We paid 16 million for Dembele last year, so I guess you can have him for 150 million!"
>*buys him anyway*

Fixed.

Catalans on suicide watch when they realize they bought a one trick pony with anger issues.

Who will buy Dortmund with the cursed money ?

Good for you Barça, too bad you won't even pass the groups

Draxlel

>Barca bought the meme player instead of the actual talent PulisGOD
kek
KEK

Finally, the Damned shekels came back at home.
>The state of barça.

That one trick pony was your most important midfielder.

pulisic is worth 300mil ez, no way barca can afford him even with the qatar cash

>mfw they sell Messi to City to buy pulisic

Yes, maybe, but now the time of the Puligod has come.

*scores against Buyern*
*dabs*

>>*buys Seri anyway*

but they aren't buying Seri. They're instead gonna spend 150 million on fucking dembele. That's embarrassing.