Reds @ Cubs - Clean Floor Edition

Cubs
Jake Arrieta (R)

1. Ben Zobrist (S) 2B
2. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF
3. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
4. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
5. Ian Happ (S) CF
6. Javier Baez (R) SS
7. Jason Heyward (L) RF
8. Rene Rivera (R) C
9. Jake Arrieta (R) P

Reds
Sal Romano (R)

1. Billy Hamilton (S) CF
2. Zack Cozart (R) SS
3. Joey Votto (L) 1B
4. Adam Duvall (R) LF
5. Scooter Gennett (L) 2B
6. Eugenio Suarez (R) 3B
7. Jesse Winker (L) RF
8. Tucker Barnhart (S) C
9. Sal Romano (L) P

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mlb.com/video/schwarbers-throw-nails-barnhart/c-1727513583
mlb.com/video/schwarbers-throw-saves-a-run/c-1734652183
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Game isn't for 2 hours, bro.

early bird gets the op

ty 4 bump

1.5 bongs away. Go cubes.

Attention foreigners who do not belong on Sup Forums. but will still post here. Learn this chart if you want to use certain, favored jargon and not look like an ass.

do we post the w already lads?

Only if you want to be called a nazi.

Go Cubs.

what could be better?

Go Cubs!

Let's get to 12 above .500 even if it means the Resd get free pizza again.

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So they're like nippon otherkins?

It feels like like a "fuck this, I'll do it all myself' Arrieta episode where he's going to drive in a run or just outright get a homerun.

Happ attack!

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HAPPening!

was that La Stella with a fucking microphone in the dugout?

>dinger right into a bunch of cub fans

It's happening!

It's a new thing.

yesh
yesterday they showed schwarber get an interview

Cubs are gay and everyone just bought a new cubs jersey last year fucking rich boys I was at the game Tuesday and when I was pissing I look over and a cubs fan is staring at my meat hammer

Yesterday Happ did fake interviews with Schwarber and La Stella after they both hit home runs.
twitter.com/Cubs/status/900516406084632577/photo/1
twitter.com/Cubs/status/900518669012406272/photo/1

>Baez not biting for the obvious slider outside the zone
>Ump calls it a strike anyway.
He just can't win.

pic related, it seems like a very Maddon'esq ball club thing to do to have fun and keep loose.

Bryant looks healthy

>La Stella getting pelted with seeds in that 2nd video

I bet he was saying some NSFW shit to cover his mouth

>I pick things up and put them down

Getting pelted by sunflower seeds during an interview is a celebrated practice among most clubs.
youtube.com/watch?v=L17_AkQkxWc
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youtube.com/watch?v=s25a4B1VzZc
youtube.com/watch?v=1pghn12v-1I
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youtube.com/watch?v=7KfgglG_tCs
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Long time no see.

Delivery without reacting to the seeds is the new test of manhood.

stop posting anime on my board

bryant killed the prefect game

votto is such a faggot

Cubs are fucking gay

let kyle play catcher crazy joe

boreball is gay youre basically watching a guys hit (((balls))) with a stick

Eddie Vedder can't sing

Down voted

Jeremy spoke in class today

youre not very nice today...go back to rebbit

>we're not a ball we're a t-shirt

>the long silence after a failed JD 'joke'

best broadcast team in baseball (seriously)

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is JD the white guy or black guy

Eh, I say this is a good thing. Better to focus on the W than chasing accolades that could cost the game after what happened to the Doylers yesterday. Plus it's just tied, nothing the Cubs can't fix with another homer.

>JD and Len discussing the Reds cannon that looks more like a civilian riot control vehicle.

Its a cusb hitters make a shit pitcher look like an ace episode

I guess not wearing pants is a cultural thing among cartoon bears?

there are no blacks in the Cubes broadcast booth

i dont talk to adults that post with cartoons...GOOD DAY

Redszilla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this len character looks kinda african to me

>it's an Arrieta gets runners in scoring position with zero outs episode.
Pitcher is on deck so if he gets a strike out here...

kershaw
yu
hill
wood
everyone else
dodgers ws winner

It's hard to dump in the woods when you got pants on.

>Get in a three legged race with Kyle Schwarber
What the hell?

I've shit in the woods before and I simply pulled my pants down

>end up tripping, taking down Schwarbs with you, and re-destroying his knee

lester
jake
lackey
kyle
bullpen
??????
lost in 1st round

DAMN BASEBALL YOU BORING

>Q

>Cubs
>????
>Win the Worlds Eries again

Wow, this ump is a train wreck to call that a ball on Rizzo.

It's Baez Time!
youtube.com/watch?v=L9NGkeltj8A

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See Javy, you don't have to try for home run every time

>You can't slide faster than you can run.
>Slide every time.

hrs bring in the endorsement money fuck what you say

>its as easy to apply a tag to someone sliding as it is to someone standing

The Cubs do better every time they calm down and bat for OBP.

schwarber has a pretty good arm - also baez

>making the 1st out of an inning at home plate
resd plz

That bullet from Baez to Rivera!

man FUCK votto

kek

If the ball's ahead of you, fine. But usually not, since if you're slower more of you is taggable.

>select all images that match the following
>flute
>oboe, saxophone and drums

I think it's safe to say Schwarber has made huge strides as far as his OF defense

OVER 100 pitches time for the bullpen

It's not a cannon like Heyward, which is why a teams underestimate his arm. Hell, in the previous series there were two times Schwarber threw a bullet to home to get the Resd baserunner out.

mlb.com/video/schwarbers-throw-nails-barnhart/c-1727513583
mlb.com/video/schwarbers-throw-saves-a-run/c-1734652183

Votto is the best and most sexy man in that fucking stadium

he's a faggot who plays for a shit team

pls don't be mean to Votto, he's a good Canadian boy

Yeah, looks to be out. Not much you can really do with that slide since if you went in legs out, there's a chance you'd fuck something up.

>stretch

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Dinosaur man
Go! Go!

What does Sup Forums think of turkeysaurs?

looks delicious

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>1-2-3 for the Dinosaur including two punchouts.

He back.

The fuck is that shit on its tail?

artistic license

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>Strop coming in with a 1-run lead

www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150512-bird-grows-face-of-dinosaur

anyone else fap to leila's feet?

wtb good pedro

Just relax, Strope has got this and then Davis will lock down the 9th.

And to be nice, the Cubs will strike out once more in the 9th to give everyone free pizza.

> it's another 3 posters shit up the whole cubs thread episode
I'm embrassed

HEY!

helluva catch

No.

Who are these wiener cleaners?

fucking strop

>Strop comes in with a 1-run lead
=/