Thank you, Russia and USA, for liberating our country

Thank you, Russia and USA, for liberating our country

t. Ivan
Germany was defeated by America.

t. John
Germany was defeated by Russia.

t. Ahmet
Germany was enriched by Turkey

Thank you for your compatriots who built up my country.

Thank you for taking all our trash willingly

>trash
wtf, they are your fellow citizens

dude you wanted cheap labor, you got cheap labor
those guys are the reason this whole turk hate started in modern-day europe
also don't even get me started on those retards who vote erdoğan every election

wot about us m8s?

You got us into this mess in the first place. You and France should not claim anything we did as your acheivement

They are just people like you and me who weren't privileged to get good education.
We should try to improve the world, instead of hating on people who are less fortunate than we are

I find it very hard to thank you, considering you didn't do much other than bomb civilians

>german humor

Can't decide if good thread or bad thread

what about us?

thank you for your service

you're welcome
germany best ally

Thank you for protecting jews from nazi murderers

>I find it very hard to thank you, considering you didn't do much other than bomb civilians
Not that it really matters, but as opposed to who exactly?

Well, at least Russians actually fought the nazis and defeated them, and America protected us from complete soviet occupation

We bombed railroad tracks and saved civilians. It made us very unpopular.

>Russians actually fought the nazis and defeated them
t. Ivan
Russians were dying in droves. Americans fought and defeated Germans, while proving Soviet Union with land lease so it won't completely collapse.

Might want to brush up on your education a little mate, most of the soldiers at Normandy were ours and it's not as though the US was much more discriminate about bombings